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New Guy Here.

 
furPete'sSake

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you must locate the anti-Nate though and never ever post on the same thread, as it will destroy GLP. The Doom Meister keeps the schedules
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you must locate the anti-Nate though and never ever post on the same thread, as it will destroy GLP. The Doom Meister keeps the schedules
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Yes. Not only destroy GLP, but a devastating cascade will run rampant through the internet, out into the noosphere, and then our heads will explode.
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06/12/2013 05:18 PM

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sttgtfobaby

How do we know for sure that this is *the* Nate?
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


so far he's passing the tests set forth
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ok, hold on. I need a cigarette. This is all very much for me. but one thing before I take a break, are you guys pantheists? if so, I would like that. I mean, i was talking to a psychologist one day and I think I wanted to get into pantheism. I never really did read the book I think I bought on it. I did read it a little, but just, please, hold on. Let me take a breather.
 Quoting: Geofenrey


In my religion we worship this cool looking pinecone I found on the ground.
 Quoting: Skumbag777


Did you stuff it inside your head? I did with mine. But it is getting fluoridated and I find myself being drawn further and further away from reality.
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06/12/2013 05:20 PM

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sttgtfobaby

How do we know for sure that this is *the* Nate?
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


so far he's passing the tests set forth
 Quoting: furPete'sSake


He's ingested the greased groundsquirrel and tounged a hobo?
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furPete'sSake

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06/12/2013 05:23 PM

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sttgtfobaby

How do we know for sure that this is *the* Nate?
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


so far he's passing the tests set forth
 Quoting: furPete'sSake


He's ingested the greased groundsquirrel and tounged a hobo?
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


ooops! we got that backwards
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06/12/2013 05:34 PM
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no i did not intentionally mispell extremely. It was a typo.
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That's ok New Guy Nate, I can help with that.
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06/12/2013 05:35 PM

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of course if he's driven mad and embraces pineconism we may have to regroup at the usual place
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06/12/2013 05:45 PM
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If i'm supposed to locate the Anti-Nate, I think I have narrowed it down to two accounts.
At the end there is only love. -Alkaline Trio

If all of our days are numbered, then why do I keep counting. -The Killers
furPete'sSake

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06/12/2013 05:46 PM

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If i'm supposed to locate the Anti-Nate, I think I have narrowed it down to two accounts.
 Quoting: Geofenrey


Excellent, then get the schedule
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06/12/2013 05:50 PM

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sttgtfobaby

How do we know for sure that this is *the* Nate?
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


so far he's passing the tests set forth
 Quoting: furPete'sSake


He's ingested the greased groundsquirrel and tounged a hobo?
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


That's only for us regular folks.
You're testing him, I see.

Well, let's see if he responds as is written.
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06/12/2013 06:13 PM
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I read what I think I was supposed to have read but, I still don't know what I am supposed to do.
This is all very much for me.
At the end there is only love. -Alkaline Trio

If all of our days are numbered, then why do I keep counting. -The Killers
Geofenrey (OP)

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06/12/2013 06:26 PM
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Thank you, Hopeless.
At the end there is only love. -Alkaline Trio

If all of our days are numbered, then why do I keep counting. -The Killers
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06/12/2013 06:27 PM
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Hello, Name is Nate. I'm new. This seems like an awesome site. Thank you for making it.
 Quoting: Geofenrey


Are you the chosen one spoken of in the scrolls?
 Quoting: Skumbag777


are you ready for your cavity search? it is required to proceed.
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06/12/2013 06:32 PM
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Guys, I have to eat dinner real quick. I'll be back later. Like in, 25mins. :)
At the end there is only love. -Alkaline Trio

If all of our days are numbered, then why do I keep counting. -The Killers
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06/12/2013 06:37 PM
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Hello, Name is Nate. I'm new. This seems like an awesome site. Thank you for making it.
 Quoting: Geofenrey


tomatohidingRun....Run while you can!!!
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06/12/2013 06:53 PM

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Hello, Name is Nate. I'm new. This seems like an awesome site. Thank you for making it.
 Quoting: Geofenrey


tomatohidingRun....Run while you can!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1533848


I think it's too late, really I do
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06/12/2013 07:14 PM

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Guys, I have to eat dinner real quick. I'll be back later. Like in, 25mins. :)
 Quoting: Geofenrey


Here ya go Nate:
Thread: GLP: A Gathering of Gifted Minds
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wisc_natureboy
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06/12/2013 07:52 PM

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Ok, my 2 hens are offering their blood for the Nate.
I need your prayers now so the blood is taken as the scrolls say.
 Quoting: Face Palmer


Remember he is in Wisconsin, so midnight, USA-CDT (GMT -5).

Also, do you recall who is in charge of the upper archons?
They'll need to be summoned by 11 at the latest.

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06/12/2013 08:02 PM
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Nate starts with "N"

N = The Nobody.

Nate is the Nobody!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34883861


N = Nuke.

N = 14th letter of the alphabet

Take cover explosion within two weeks!!

DOOM!

Damn....
RIP. Berserk
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06/12/2013 08:10 PM
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Nate starts with "N"

N = The Nobody.

Nate is the Nobody!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34883861


N = Nuke.

N = 14th letter of the alphabet

Take cover explosion within two weeks!!

DOOM!

Damn....
 Quoting: Norse Viking


Are you the keeper of the dark prophecy tablets?
 Quoting: Skumbag777


Nope!

Just a caricature on the average GLP user:)
RIP. Berserk
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06/12/2013 08:38 PM
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Nate, are you beginning to understand GLP yet?

:lepater14:
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06/12/2013 08:42 PM

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Nate, are you beginning to understand GLP yet?

lepater14:
 Quoting: Septenary Man


I think he went to see the GLP Doc.

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06/12/2013 08:58 PM

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Nate, are you beginning to understand GLP yet?

:lepater14:
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he's cracking walnuts with that silver shiny thing he found
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06/12/2013 08:58 PM

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omhrt4Nomhrt4Aomhrt4Tomhrt4Eomhrt4
omhrt4omhrt4omhrt4omhrt4omhrt4
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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06/12/2013 09:04 PM
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And thus, a GLP epic thread was born! All hail NATE!
Fuck Yea!
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06/12/2013 09:04 PM

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girls - quit throwing your panties

it's unladylike
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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06/12/2013 09:06 PM
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Whatever happens, we can't let Nate fall into the hands of New Jerusalem Russ!
Fuck Yea!
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06/12/2013 09:07 PM

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Whatever happens, we can't let Nate fall into the hands of New Jerusalem Russ!
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


Nate is here to save us from NJR. We've been waiting for this day.

omtorah
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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06/12/2013 09:11 PM
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What's with the Natetards on this thread??

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