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New Guy Here.

 
CharlieMurphy
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I have received private correspondence from Nate.

No longer will seasons be called by their former names. From now on Spring will be "First Nate".

Summer will be "Second Nate"

And so on...
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


LOL! This is just like that michael caine movie-the man who would be king!
Does nate require a bride?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16183382


YES! We need virgins!

*clap* *clap*
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


be more specific, remember that last fiasco
 Quoting: furPete'sSake


Ok, just to be sure, you need your analtality virginity too.
Fuck Yea!
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firsttime
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^^ This is the best - hilarious ^^

And true.
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Do you think Nate woke up this morning thinking this would be the most epic day of his life?
Fuck Yea!
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06/12/2013 10:22 PM
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Re: New Guy Here.
I have received private correspondence from Nate.

No longer will seasons be called by their former names. From now on Spring will be "First Nate".

Summer will be "Second Nate"

And so on...
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


LOL! This is just like that michael caine movie-the man who would be king!
Does nate require a bride?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16183382


YES! We need virgins!

*clap* *clap*
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


Not a virgin but i am a packers fan and know how to make pickled eggs-the perfect wisconsin wife!
Only Me
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Nate!

WHere did you go?
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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06/12/2013 10:23 PM
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I GOT ON NEW SOCKS! I WARE THEM AS MITTENS!
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06/12/2013 10:24 PM

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Do you think Nate woke up this morning thinking this would be the most epic day of his life?
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


I wonder what it's like to wake up and realize, "I'm Nate".

The sun rises...Birds start singing...All sadness disappears
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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Do you think Nate woke up this morning thinking this would be the most epic day of his life?
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


Epic?
We don't even know if he'll survive the archons tonight.
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We all breathe the same air.
.-.. --- ...- . / .- .-.. .-..
(love/all)
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I have received private correspondence from Nate.

No longer will seasons be called by their former names. From now on Spring will be "First Nate".

Summer will be "Second Nate"

And so on...
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


LOL! This is just like that michael caine movie-the man who would be king!
Does nate require a bride?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16183382


YES! We need virgins!

*clap* *clap*
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


Not a virgin but i am a packers fan and know how to make pickled eggs-the perfect wisconsin wife!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16183382


Pickled eggs huh? Hold on one second...

ohno
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Do you think Nate woke up this morning thinking this would be the most epic day of his life?
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


I wonder what it's like to wake up and realize, "I'm Nate".

The sun rises...Birds start singing...All sadness disappears
 Quoting: Only Me


That is somewhat true...
At the end there is only love. -Alkaline Trio

If all of our days are numbered, then why do I keep counting. -The Killers
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I hope you remember yesterday...the last day of sanity

Doomjuice
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
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06/12/2013 10:28 PM
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Yes. One can only wonder what it is like to awake as Nate.

Look, Glorious GLP UNCLE, our uncle, has arrived to give us most important message, I am sure!

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Do you think Nate woke up this morning thinking this would be the most epic day of his life?
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


I wonder what it's like to wake up and realize, "I'm Nate".

The sun rises...Birds start singing...All sadness disappears
 Quoting: Only Me


That is somewhat true...
 Quoting: Geofenrey


NATE!!!!!
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Do you think Nate woke up this morning thinking this would be the most epic day of his life?
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


I wonder what it's like to wake up and realize, "I'm Nate".

The sun rises...Birds start singing...All sadness disappears
 Quoting: Only Me


Then Nate slips his tiny little feet into his tiny little slippers and becomes aware that "that fucking cat puked in my goddam slippers again!"
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Do you think Nate woke up this morning thinking this would be the most epic day of his life?
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


oh yes, great avatars just don't awake, they "become"... he must have felt the spheres colliding, the windeego windeegying
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Pics or it didn't happen
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Do you think Nate woke up this morning thinking this would be the most epic day of his life?
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


I wonder what it's like to wake up and realize, "I'm Nate".

The sun rises...Birds start singing...All sadness disappears
 Quoting: Only Me


Then he sits down at his computer, all bets are off!
Fuck Yea!
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Do you think Nate woke up this morning thinking this would be the most epic day of his life?
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


I wonder what it's like to wake up and realize, "I'm Nate".

The sun rises...Birds start singing...All sadness disappears
 Quoting: Only Me


Then Nate slips his tiny little feet into his tiny little slippers and becomes aware that "that fucking cat puked in my goddam slippers again!"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33682748


"and what is this condom hanging out of my ass." it sucks to be Nate.
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Do you think Nate woke up this morning thinking this would be the most epic day of his life?
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


Epic?
We don't even know if he'll survive the archons tonight.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


we may not survive the night
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Hey- once you are here, you never leave...
 Quoting: SpiderJones


So true..
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Do you think Nate woke up this morning thinking this would be the most epic day of his life?
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


I wonder what it's like to wake up and realize, "I'm Nate".

The sun rises...Birds start singing...All sadness disappears
 Quoting: Only Me


That is somewhat true...
 Quoting: Geofenrey


Nate! You can't just feed us the tiny morsels that are leftover from your table, WE NEED SUSTINENSE(for fucks sake I tried but can't spell this word). We need to know what to do!
Fuck Yea!
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ok, hold on. I need a cigarette. This is all very much for me. but one thing before I take a break, are you guys pantheists? if so, I would like that. I mean, i was talking to a psychologist one day and I think I wanted to get into pantheism. I never really did read the book I think I bought on it. I did read it a little, but just, please, hold on. Let me take a breather.
 Quoting: Geofenrey


I'm a Natheist.
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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HE PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN!
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Do you think Nate woke up this morning thinking this would be the most epic day of his life?
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


I wonder what it's like to wake up and realize, "I'm Nate".

The sun rises...Birds start singing...All sadness disappears
 Quoting: Only Me


Then Nate slips his tiny little feet into his tiny little slippers and becomes aware that "that fucking cat puked in my goddam slippers again!"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33682748


"and what is this condom hanging out of my ass." it sucks to be Nate.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33682748


How dare you sully the good name of Nate!
Fuck Yea!
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I will have your love child Nate.

Oh, I am 62 years old though, zat ok?

But I am female, so that's cool, right?
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06/12/2013 10:33 PM
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I just looked up "extremely intelligent people" on google and found this website.
 Quoting: Geofenrey


so much lol i dont even know where to begin

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I wonder what it's like to wake up and realize, "I'm Nate".

The sun rises...Birds start singing...All sadness disappears
 Quoting: Only Me


Then Nate slips his tiny little feet into his tiny little slippers and becomes aware that "that fucking cat puked in my goddam slippers again!"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33682748


"and what is this condom hanging out of my ass." it sucks to be Nate.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33682748


How dare you sully the good name of Nate!
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


ignore the baiters, , they are masters at it
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GLP is the SEED.

All else proceeds from GLP.



Or was that precedes?
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Thats it, I'm doing it people...

I am going to pin this thread. You can't fucking stop me...NO! You can't fucking stop Nate!
Fuck Yea!
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I hope you remember yesterday...the last day of sanity

Doomjuice
 Quoting: duFontaine.


WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
 Quoting: Drunk Uncle


Its fucking scary
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