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New Guy Here.

 
Anonymous Coward
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nate, you should check out this thread to catch yourself up on glp culture

Thread: to the Morans who don't appreciate the finer points of our GLP culture.
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Nate starts with "N"

N = The Nobody.

Nate is the Nobody!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34883861


There is only one Nobody

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or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

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06/12/2013 10:57 PM
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The Book of Nate

Chapter 13

1 And the Nate arrived in the Godlike land. 2 Speaking a welcome to all, he welcomed them. 3 All came to the Nate from far and wide, and they did worshiped the Nate. 4 The Nate found their worship lacking, for there were some who questioned the Nate. 5. Being questioned, the Nate did leave, damning the Godlike land, in the midst of a great storm. 6. While the great storm did strike the land, with lightning and great crashes, the Nate did ascend, leaving the unfaithful in the Godlike land. 7 Having ascended, the Nate did leave the unfaithful to their productions.
 Quoting: TheOriginalMind


Nate sent the derecho to punish us!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16183382


Repent thy sins!!
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06/12/2013 10:59 PM
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Hey Nate, you should start another thread and call it "My name is Nate, ask me a question".

It could be a hoot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4524052


Thread: I am a character in a movie. Ask me a question.
Geofenrey (OP)

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06/12/2013 11:01 PM
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Guys, I appreciate the good feelings and thoughts but I am logging off for the night. Everybody have a good day or night, wherever you are from. :)
At the end there is only love. -Alkaline Trio

If all of our days are numbered, then why do I keep counting. -The Killers
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06/12/2013 11:01 PM
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Hey, new guy! Just remember: don't be a 'tard, act like you have a brian and don't be a moran.

Oh, and don't believe it every time they say there's going to be a carsh. Carshes are often later, after the original calling for it comes. Its the GLP effect.
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06/12/2013 11:04 PM
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Guys, I appreciate the good feelings and thoughts but I am logging off for the night. Everybody have a good day or night, wherever you are from. :)
 Quoting: Geofenrey


We must meditate upon the Word of Nate.
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06/12/2013 11:12 PM

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damn time zoon.. am i toNate?
It's life as we know it, but only just.
My Fukushima Site:
[link to citizenperth.wordpress.com]
sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie

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Guys, I appreciate the good feelings and thoughts but I am logging off for the night. Everybody have a good day or night, wherever you are from. :)
 Quoting: Geofenrey


We must meditate upon the Word of Nate.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16183382


We will await the Once and Future Nate
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06/12/2013 11:16 PM
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The Book of Nate

Chapter 13

1 And the Nate arrived in the Godlike land. 2 Speaking a welcome to all, he welcomed them. 3 All came to the Nate from far and wide, and they did worshiped the Nate. 4 The Nate found their worship lacking, for there were some who questioned the Nate. 5. Being questioned, the Nate did leave, damning the Godlike land, in the midst of a great storm. 6. While the great storm did strike the land, with lightning and great crashes, the Nate did ascend, leaving the unfaithful in the Godlike land. 7 Having ascended, the Nate did leave the unfaithful to their productions.
 Quoting: TheOriginalMind


Nate sent the derecho to punish us!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16183382


Aw Nate. When will you learn, its not about punishment.
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"Welcome to the Hotel California"

whistle
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I went to school there. CSUCI. They even put me in a slidey box in the morgue there....but that was extracurricular.
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06/12/2013 11:27 PM
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Welcome Nate. I knew this day would come one day! What took you so long?
chorus
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06/12/2013 11:47 PM

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Oh my Nate! Once again I've arrived too late.

verysad
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06/12/2013 11:56 PM
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It that you EAT?
What's with the N?
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06/12/2013 11:59 PM
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It's all good folks. Nate ingested some of our glp nano tracking bots, he is now live and on trace track showing excellent bio rhythms. I hope he can get over the side effects.
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06/13/2013 12:11 AM

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It's all good folks. Nate ingested some of our glp nano tracking bots, he is now live and on trace track showing excellent bio rhythms. I hope he can get over the side effects.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8337087



welcome from japan:

fingerman
It's life as we know it, but only just.
My Fukushima Site:
[link to citizenperth.wordpress.com]
sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie

GLP's best Fuku thread: Thread: *** Fukushima *** and other nuclear-----updates and links
twitter: @citizenperth
“If I had an hour to solve a problem and my life depended on it, I would use the first 55 minutes determining the proper question to ask, for once I knew the proper question, I could solve the problem in less than five minutes.”
- Albert Einstein
Rev StarGazer
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It's all good folks. Nate ingested some of our glp nano tracking bots, he is now live and on trace track showing excellent bio rhythms. I hope he can get over the side effects.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8337087



welcome from japan:

fingerman
 Quoting: Citizenperth


pepperdoom
“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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06/13/2013 12:12 AM

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Ok, I'm going to have to think about what you guys expect of me because I really don't know. I just looked up "extremely intelligent people" on google and found this website.
 Quoting: Geofenrey


I'm sensing a theme here.... this statement is made assuming we wouldn't find it amazingly stupid that he googled.... "Extremely Intelligent People"....

baahaahaahaabaahaahaahaabaahaahaahaabaahaahaabaahaa.....

heeheehee and hehe-he-he wound up here!!!!!!!

baabaahaahaabaabaahaahaabaabaahaahaa........hahaha

hack...wheeze....sputter....
Fool me once, shame on you.....fool me twice shame on me.
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Ok, I'm going to have to think about what you guys expect of me because I really don't know. I just looked up "extremely intelligent people" on google and found this website.
 Quoting: Geofenrey


I'm sensing a theme here.... this statement is made assuming we wouldn't find it amazingly stupid that he googled.... "Extremely Intelligent People"....

baahaahaahaabaahaahaahaabaahaahaahaabaahaahaabaahaa.....

heeheehee and hehe-he-he wound up here!!!!!!!

baabaahaahaabaabaahaahaabaabaahaahaa........hahaha

hack...wheeze....sputter....
 Quoting: Scarbedazzles


i looked up the same and got this....

reta
It's life as we know it, but only just.
My Fukushima Site:
[link to citizenperth.wordpress.com]
sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie

GLP's best Fuku thread: Thread: *** Fukushima *** and other nuclear-----updates and links
twitter: @citizenperth
“If I had an hour to solve a problem and my life depended on it, I would use the first 55 minutes determining the proper question to ask, for once I knew the proper question, I could solve the problem in less than five minutes.”
- Albert Einstein
Scarbedazzles

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06/13/2013 12:30 AM

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Ok, I'm going to have to think about what you guys expect of me because I really don't know. I just looked up "extremely intelligent people" on google and found this website.
 Quoting: Geofenrey


I'm sensing a theme here.... this statement is made assuming we wouldn't find it amazingly stupid that he googled.... "Extremely Intelligent People"....

baahaahaahaabaahaahaahaabaahaahaahaabaahaahaabaahaa.....

heeheehee and hehe-he-he wound up here!!!!!!!

baabaahaahaabaabaahaahaabaabaahaahaa........hahaha

hack...wheeze....sputter....
 Quoting: Scarbedazzles


i looked up the same and got this....

reta
 Quoting: Citizenperth


I know right? hahaha.... It just got me started laughing and I can't stop....best suckah-thread evah!!!

mmakitty
Fool me once, shame on you.....fool me twice shame on me.
Scarbedazzles

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06/13/2013 12:33 AM

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Ok, I'm going to have to think about what you guys expect of me because I really don't know. I just looked up "extremely intelligent people" on google and found this website.
 Quoting: Geofenrey


I'm sensing a theme here.... this statement is made assuming we wouldn't find it amazingly stupid that he googled.... "Extremely Intelligent People"....

baahaahaahaabaahaahaahaabaahaahaahaabaahaahaabaahaa.....

heeheehee and hehe-he-he wound up here!!!!!!!

baabaahaahaabaabaahaahaabaabaahaahaa........hahaha

hack...wheeze....sputter....
 Quoting: Scarbedazzles


i looked up the same and got this....

reta
 Quoting: Citizenperth


I know right? hahaha.... It just got me started laughing and I can't stop....best suckah-thread evah!!!

mmakitty
 Quoting: Scarbedazzles


This is ACTUALLY the GLP page found on the search for "extremely intelligent people"...

Thread: Really intelligent people are naturally going to be highly observant people
Fool me once, shame on you.....fool me twice shame on me.
Terrebonne
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06/13/2013 12:38 AM

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verycool
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06/13/2013 12:44 AM
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Poor Nate. It's like he just stepped up to the podium at an AA meeting without knowing that the entire audience had just escaped from Bellevue mental hospital.

Welcome "The Nate"!!!!!!!!!!
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06/13/2013 12:48 AM

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Welcome to the warzone Mr.Tard!
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06/13/2013 12:53 AM
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Hi Nate...

kissup
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06/13/2013 12:54 AM
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I have received private correspondence from Nate.

No longer will seasons be called by their former names. From now on Spring will be "First Nate".

Summer will be "Second Nate"

And so on...
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


brilliant
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06/13/2013 12:55 AM
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Oh my Nate! Once again I've arrived too late.

verysad
 Quoting: Esoteric Morgan


Well, better Nate than lever! Hahahaha!

Anyone else?

Just me laughing?
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Liberal Logic - Demanding that the government stay out of their bedrooms while insisting on taxpayer funded birth control.
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Oh my Nate! Once again I've arrived too late.

verysad
 Quoting: Esoteric Morgan


Well, better Nate than lever! Hahahaha!

Anyone else?

Just me laughing?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41539328


laugh
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Oh my Nate! Once again I've arrived too late.

verysad
 Quoting: Esoteric Morgan


Well, better Nate than lever! Hahahaha!

Anyone else?

Just me laughing?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41539328


laugh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23314566


This.

Hey, Nate, welcome.

Prepare yourself to become addicted to GLP...

Cheers.

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