New Guy Here.

Nate is my uncle!

I knew He would have long hair. Tell us, Nate, do you wear Birkenstocks?

You wish, spawn!!!

lol

Nate, since you hail from Wisconsin, can you use your powers to make the Packers win another Superbowl?

Also, do you approve of eating brats (meat) and cheese curds (dairy) together?

All hail Uncle Nate!

yes, but don't distract him from his sacred mission, he's on his way to Niagara Falls.

Uncle Nate does not care for your trivial sports games. Also, refer to my previous post, he loves Da Bears.

Also, brats and cheese curds are amazing!

But not kosher

Uncle Nate, I have an important concept for you to digest:

Uncle Nate, please perform the miracle of turning water into Leinenkugels!!

BUT Nate... is really THE NATE?

Some selected spiritual cenacle, the Holy Innerd Gizmo, claimed recently that has been receiving channelled messages from Commander Ashtard from the Intergalactic Confederation of Rednecks, and from the angel Morany too.

Basically, the messages say that Nate actually died, or was abducted by reptilians or was ascended as an Ascended Master, or he's alive and well but not posting at all, at least, here (yes, there're some differences among the essential statements from these Superior Spiritual Beings, as usually happens with the channelled stuff. Blame the human interfaces for it!)

...but all the messages bring us the same disturbing conclusión... this Nate could be actually A CLONE of THE NATE...

So... WHAT'S YOUR SINISTER AGENDA, YOU PSEUDO NATE???

(sorry, no links about the cenacle, yet)

Another messages suggest Nate is really an alias from a problematic time traveller...

Last Edited by Inerrancia on 06/13/2013 03:00 PM

I believe the ascended archon masters have concluded that he is the Somebody, awaiting GM's diagnosis

Blasphemy, try again.

I think some sort of conspiracy is going on over here, bro...

BEWARE!

:state of nate:

In the State of Nate He does not watch you - He watches over you

SoS, I think we found the anti-nate!

I Nate thee... Sir Jinxy, Earl of Images!

Blame the Innerd Gizmo!
I'm only bringing here some BREAKING NEWS!

^^^^

After his evening performance at the Seneca Niagara Casino & Hotel.

Ok, your story checks out...for now. Tread lightly, for you are in the halls of Nate.

I Nate thee... Lady Only Me, Princess of the Gregorian Calendar.

(I apologize in advance if your a dude, I assume you are a chick by your avatar)

Last Edited by CharlieMurphy on 06/13/2013 03:13 PM

Gee, thanx bro! You know, it's very hard in the present times to keep the faith and don't get analytical or something... The Living Presence of THE NATE here is so... so..., aw my Gawd, you know bro

Naterade is the most nateral drink ever
(please, some creative GLper Bro over here, may you, pleaseplease, just design some bottle of Naterade for us???, and some merchandising stuff too, pleaseplease???)

Last Edited by Inerrancia on 06/13/2013 03:31 PM

I drink the blood of Nate. What now?

Also, Nateblood is now on sale at this website nateforhegemonicleader.com

SIR JINXY, Earl of Images, it is your duty.

everything will be ok, just in every stressful situation ask yourself What would Nate do?

Welcome Nate. There is no escape unless you stop now. I don't know what it is.

Thanx brothers. Thanks to you I've seen THE LIGHT OF NATE again, and I feel now so... so... geee, it's beyond words, you know what I mean, I mean...you know.

W W N D