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Man wakes up thinking pet pit bull is licking his toes -

 
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Man wakes up thinking pet pit bull is licking his toes -
to find two of them missing.

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While sleeping in his home last night, Roger Brown of Brazil, Indiana dreamed that his dog was licking his toes.

When Brown woke up at 4:30 a.m. Wednesday morning, he found that two of his toes were missing, reports WISH-tv.

According to Penny Eims, who writes about dog news for Examiner.com, the pet pit bull had likely smelled the infection and gnawed the two toes off in an effort to help rid his owner of the infection.



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Re: Man wakes up thinking pet pit bull is licking his toes -
[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

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Re: Man wakes up thinking pet pit bull is licking his toes -
to find two of them missing.

lmao

While sleeping in his home last night, Roger Brown of Brazil, Indiana dreamed that his dog was licking his toes.

When Brown woke up at 4:30 a.m. Wednesday morning, he found that two of his toes were missing, reports WISH-tv.

According to Penny Eims, who writes about dog news for Examiner.com, the pet pit bull had likely smelled the infection and gnawed the two toes off in an effort to help rid his owner of the infection.



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I still hate it when that happens
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Re: Man wakes up thinking pet pit bull is licking his toes -
btw did the dog eat the toes?
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Re: Man wakes up thinking pet pit bull is licking his toes -
Dogs on bath salts?
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Re: Man wakes up thinking pet pit bull is licking his toes -
Dogs on bath salts?
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Re: Man wakes up thinking pet pit bull is licking his toes -
Thread: Dog saves drunk owner's life by chewing off his infected big toe
Thanks for the upgrade!
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Re: Man wakes up thinking pet pit bull is licking his toes -
yak

The dog didn't do it as a gesture of compassion.
He was just eating rotten meat.

yak and yak
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Re: Man wakes up thinking pet pit bull is licking his toes -
Bet he's glad he didn't have jock itch.
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Re: Man wakes up thinking pet pit bull is licking his toes -
Magates or fly larvae are used by doctors to remove dead flesh.
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Re: Man wakes up thinking pet pit bull is licking his toes -
Just imagine if his penis was infected ! gaah
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Re: Man wakes up thinking pet pit bull is licking his toes -
Bet he's glad he didn't have jock itch.
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yeah he would have thought someone was giving him a blow job!
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Re: Man wakes up thinking pet pit bull is licking his toes -
In USSA, Dog eats you...
Bad Dog Fly On. No Fear.

I like big mutts and I cannot lie!

Cave Canem!

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Re: Man wakes up thinking pet pit bull is licking his toes -
how does one sleep through that?
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Re: Man wakes up thinking pet pit bull is licking his toes -
Who doesn't feel a toe bitten off never mind two?
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Re: Man wakes up thinking pet pit bull is licking his toes -
Maybe he was passed out drunk, but neglected to mention that part?
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Re: Man wakes up thinking pet pit bull is licking his toes -
Diabetes causes toes to die and then rot. The dog smelled the dead, rotting meat and took care of the problem.

Gross, but that's nature.
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Re: Man wakes up thinking pet pit bull is licking his toes -
Diabetes causes toes to die and then rot. The dog smelled the dead, rotting meat and took care of the problem.

Gross, but that's nature.
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ohyeah


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Re: Man wakes up thinking pet pit bull is licking his toes -
clearly the toes were dead.

the dog was helping his master.

I guarantee if my dog chewed off my toes I wouldn't equate it to licking
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Re: Man wakes up thinking pet pit bull is licking his toes -
Now that's man's best friend. Always there to eat your infected flesh.
Fuck Yea!
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Re: Man wakes up thinking pet pit bull is licking his toes -
The title of this article should be "BREAKING Pitbull saves life!"
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Re: Man wakes up thinking pet pit bull is licking his toes -
A pit bull... biting off a mans toes... and it was for the best!

This is a magical story!

LOL/disgusting/out of this world irony
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Re: Man wakes up thinking pet pit bull is licking his toes -
LOL seen it happen to a friend who was letting his dog lick
his nasty infected ingrown toenail.

PUKE

But funny as hell when that dog decided to sink in the teeth
like it was trying to crack open a leg bone from a cow.
sheell be right mate

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