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AMERICA, how do you function with your LOW IQs?

 
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AMERICA, how do you function with your LOW IQs?
Seriously, I have never met sooooo many people living in one country that is retarded as Americans are. Speaking to you guys makes my ears bleed.

I am sorry to put down all Americans, as I know there are a few that do know what the fuck is going on in their lives, but this is EXTREMELY rare. How the fuck do the rest of you live? Seriously, I would love to follow an American around because quite honestly, I am surprised you all don't have stop watches that remind you when to breathe again.
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Re: AMERICA, how do you function with your LOW IQs?
They live in ignorant bliss.

Lucky them.

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Last Edited by Knowbody Special on 06/13/2013 01:57 PM
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Re: AMERICA, how do you function with your LOW IQs?
Seriously, I have never met sooooo many people living in one country that is retarded as Americans are. Speaking to you guys makes my ears bleed.

I am sorry to put down all Americans, as I know there are a few that do know what the fuck is going on in their lives, but this is EXTREMELY rare. How the fuck do the rest of you live? Seriously, I would love to follow an American around because quite honestly, I am surprised you all don't have stop watches that remind you when to breathe again.
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Hey, did you get your visa checked on your way down here?bushfing
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...I have never met sooooo many people living in one country that is retarded as Americans are....
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Canadian, meet irony.
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Re: AMERICA, how do you function with your LOW IQs?
It's hard. I often can't get out of bed in the morning because I can't figure out how to do it.
All this has happened before, and will happen again.
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Re: AMERICA, how do you function with your LOW IQs?
I KNOW, right?....But hey...at least we aren't Canadian....now Those guys are REAL Morans...LOL

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Re: AMERICA, how do you function with your LOW IQs?
I live and function better than you, I'd be willing to bet.
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Re: AMERICA, how do you function with your LOW IQs?
Seriously, I have never met sooooo many people living in one country that is retarded as Americans are. Speaking to you guys makes my ears bleed.

I am sorry to put down all Americans, as I know there are a few that do know what the fuck is going on in their lives, but this is EXTREMELY rare. How the fuck do the rest of you live? Seriously, I would love to follow an American around because quite honestly, I am surprised you all don't have stop watches that remind you when to breathe again.
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So why are you still in Canuckystan, the Russia of the Americas ?
You could easily come on down and dominate the imbeciles with your superior intellect and out look ?
Perhaps your mansion on the cliffs of Laguna beach does not beckon ?
How long must we await you, oh great one ?
Please come and show us the way of Frost shriveled knacker sacks and tedious beer.
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I had a girlfriend who was from Canada when I was in college. She was very pretty but dumber than a box of rocks. Sort of like the OP?
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06/13/2013 01:59 PM
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Re: AMERICA, how do you function with your LOW IQs?
LOL. I have never seen so many Americans trying to defend themselves at once. LOL I must have hit a nerve or something.

Truth hurts, doesn't it? HAHA
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Re: AMERICA, how do you function with your LOW IQs?
LOL. I have never seen so many Americans trying to defend themselves at once. LOL I must have hit a nerve or something.

Truth hurts, doesn't it? HAHA
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No, your just barking up the wrong tree jackass. Go visit the CNN forums, you'll find your idiots there.

Last Edited by CharlieMurphy on 06/13/2013 02:02 PM
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"Two days ago I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You wanna get outta here?.....Talk to me."
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LOL. I have never seen so many Americans trying to defend themselves at once. LOL I must have hit a nerve or something.

Truth hurts, doesn't it? HAHA
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You seem obsessed with us Americans. Did one of us pee in your poutine?
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Re: AMERICA, how do you function with your LOW IQs?
Seriously OP this is how Obama won second terms..

laugh
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Re: AMERICA, how do you function with your LOW IQs?
...I have never met sooooo many people living in one country that is retarded as Americans are....
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Canadian, meet irony.
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Yes ! I would write BWAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA !
and stuff like that, but I can't be bothered.yoda
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Mi eye cue is fine, thanks tho.
Thanks to whomever upgraded my account!
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Re: AMERICA, how do you function with your LOW IQs?
Well, you know, I take it one day at a time. The mornings are the hardest, trying to figure out what to wear, having my mom help me with my shoe strings...

The afternoon isn't bad because I just go to a fast food place cause I can't make my own food and they give me full healthy meals at a fair price.

Night time is a struggle sometimes, trying to get my footie pj's on by myself is hard. Then my mommy brushes my hair and teeth and I go to bed.
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Re: AMERICA, how do you function with your LOW IQs?
Well, you know, I take it one day at a time. The mornings are the hardest, trying to figure out what to wear, having my mom help me with my shoe strings...

The afternoon isn't bad because I just go to a fast food place cause I can't make my own food and they give me full healthy meals at a fair price.

Night time is a struggle sometimes, trying to get my footie pj's on by myself is hard. Then my mommy brushes my hair and teeth and I go to bed.
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Do you mind if I followed you around for a day? I'd love to see your day-to-day activities. Think of me as scientist, following a lab rat's activities LOOL.

Just want to see how retards are at play.
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06/13/2013 02:09 PM
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Re: AMERICA, how do you function with your LOW IQs?
LOL. I have never seen so many Americans trying to defend themselves at once. LOL I must have hit a nerve or something.

Truth hurts, doesn't it? HAHA
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1129585


No, your just barking up the wrong tree jackass. Go visit the CNN forums, you'll find your idiots there.
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...I have never met sooooo many people living in one country that is retarded as Americans are....
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Canadian, meet irony.
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Yea really, since when aren't Canadians a part of North America?

Talk about retards..
You can see the world from outer space, yeah you can. Do not make more germs, you can see the world from outer space.
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Re: AMERICA, how do you function with your LOW IQs?
Well, you know, I take it one day at a time. The mornings are the hardest, trying to figure out what to wear, having my mom help me with my shoe strings...

The afternoon isn't bad because I just go to a fast food place cause I can't make my own food and they give me full healthy meals at a fair price.

Night time is a struggle sometimes, trying to get my footie pj's on by myself is hard. Then my mommy brushes my hair and teeth and I go to bed.
 Quoting: *Evan


Do you mind if I followed you around for a day? I'd love to see your day-to-day activities. Think of me as scientist, following a lab rat's activities LOOL.

Just want to see how retards are at play.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1129585


Sure, I mean, I would have to ask my mom first. And sometimes I get a little nervous around strangers and become incontinent...
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Yes, I love MST3K!
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Hey OP, take off ehh! We know most Americans are stupid, how do you think Obama won. But seriously, Canada? What have you guys given the world besides cold fronts.

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eh?
The hour has already come for you to wake up from your slumber, because our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed. Romans 13:11

And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew 10:22

Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you
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I couldn't care less what anyone from America Jr. has to say.
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Re: AMERICA, how do you function with your LOW IQs?
Hey OP, take off ehh! We know most Americans are stupid, how do you think Obama won. But seriously, Canada? What have you guys given the world besides cold fronts.
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They had that gay porn star who ate a dude...
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Hey OP, take off ehh! We know most Americans are stupid, how do you think Obama one. But seriously, Canada? What have you guys given the world besides cold fronts.
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Nickleback

Another strike
The hour has already come for you to wake up from your slumber, because our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed. Romans 13:11

And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew 10:22

Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you
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Re: AMERICA, how do you function with your LOW IQs?
Hey OP, take off ehh! We know most Americans are stupid, how do you think Obama one. But seriously, Canada? What have you guys given the world besides cold fronts.
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Nickleback

Another strike
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and beiber...
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AMERICA, how do you function with your LOW IQs?
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:ritd:"You've been left on your own, like a Rainbow in the Dark" -Ronnie James Dio:ritd:
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Re: AMERICA, how do you function with your LOW IQs?
Seriously, I have never met sooooo many people living in one country that is retarded as Americans are. Speaking to you guys makes my ears bleed.

I am sorry to put down all Americans, as I know there are a few that do know what the fuck is going on in their lives, but this is EXTREMELY rare. How the fuck do the rest of you live? Seriously, I would love to follow an American around because quite honestly, I am surprised you all don't have stop watches that remind you when to breathe again.
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the fluoride and mercury are working.
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AMERICA, how do you function with your LOW IQs?
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holy diver sure loves his marijuana bonghit 5a

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