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NFL bans purses,coolers,and seat cushions

 
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NFL bans purses,coolers,and seat cushions
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Part of the story reads:

In a press release Thursday, the NFL Committee on Stadium Security said to a provide a "safer environment" and to "expedite fan entry," NFL teams will implement a policy that will limit the size and types of bags that can be brought into stadiums.

Prohibited items include purses larger than a clutch bag, coolers, briefcases, backpacks, fanny packs, seat cushions, cinch bags or camera bags.

Game-goers are allowed to bring in bags that are clear plastic, vinyl or PVC and do not exceed 12'' x 6'' x 12''. One-gallon clear plastic freezer bags are also allowed. NFLShop.com and club merchandise outlets will be selling official NFL team logo clear plastic tote bags.


Gee how convenient that you can get the approved plastic bag at the NFL Shop. Proably $20-$30 for a small bag. With the tickets prices, food prices, and all the bans, I'd rather watch it at home!popcorn
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no cushions, wtf, its freezing ass cold sometimes
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yay we are allowed to bring a 1 gallon plastic ziploc bag, yay
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Cant have 100% security with 100% freedom
Its just going to get worse
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Cant have 100% security with 100% freedom
Its just going to get worse
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10%safety, 3%freedom
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How about the corrupt NFL fucks themselves.
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06/14/2013 12:10 AM
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This was obviously done because of credible I formation the government has obtained regarding terrorist attacks.
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This was obviously done because of credible I formation the government has obtained regarding terrorist attacks.
 Quoting: HandleTheTruth


lmao
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06/14/2013 12:19 AM

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How about letting us keep our bags and keepin' the muzzies out !
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06/14/2013 12:37 AM
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Just one more reason I wont go into the stadium then. The bar outside the Superdome is looking better and better everyday.
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bump
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Nother Fucking Letdown
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Nother Fucking Letdown
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Some people that really love to go to the games having back issues and it helps if they set on seat cushions. Now that they won't be able to bring them into the stadium is gonna suck big time. Sad.
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One can only imagine the sheer horror of any attack with a bomb build of cushions.
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

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This was obviously done because of credible I formation the government has obtained regarding terrorist attacks.
 Quoting: HandleTheTruth


is this the infamous triple entendre ?


well done .chuckle
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Two words...

HD TV
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If they really wanted to fix the NFL, ban steroids not purses.
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Movies, sports, television... all distractions for the masses while we are robbed blind and imprisoned. And the stars of the distractions are treated like royalty. We're dumb.
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No Fun League
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It must really be great to live in such a free country, a literal beacon of freedom. In fact, I'm sooo envious I'm about to blow myself up, just need an airplane ticket to get to USA. And I'm not even a muslim!
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06/17/2013 08:59 AM
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Re: NFL bans purses,coolers,and seat cushions
Wasn't it at the Olympics they banned water? No plastic water bottles.

They've already crossed 'my red line'.

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