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how many animals did moses take on the ark.?

 
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how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
i say thousands but not really sure.
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Re: how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
Count all the animals and times by 2.
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Re: how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
A fishbowl of sea monkeys
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Re: how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
not one.
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Re: how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
Noah's ark? Or did Moses have a sweet boat of his own?
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Re: how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
about 400
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06/14/2013 09:01 AM
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Re: how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
Noah's ark? Or did Moses have a sweet boat of his own?
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Yeah I thought he only had a reed basket.
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Re: how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
yes03
DUST TO GLORY!!!
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Re: how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
None. The "two by two" reference is figurative I think. Two DNA samples of each, male and female - the Ark was a laboratory/ship.
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Re: how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
None.
But, Noah took tons.
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06/14/2013 09:08 AM
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Re: how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
Stop baiting the bibletards....
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Re: how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
it was a trick question,congrats to those who caught it,of course it was noah.
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Re: how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
The chinese character for ship is made using the character for a boat and the characters for 6 people.

Noah, his wife, his 2 sons and their wives.
Fuck Yea!
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Re: how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
None moran, it's a fable.
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06/14/2013 09:13 AM
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Re: how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
Stop baiting the bibletards....
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Yeah, you could have at least backed up your evidence with a charles darwin title. Such as, Darwin's theory used to prove Moses ark story...
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Re: how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
not one.
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Re: how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
about 400
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06/14/2013 09:17 AM
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Re: how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
Moses didn't have an ark.

Noah had 6,247 (three died) on his

[link to noahs.info]
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Re: how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
other than dinosaurs you mean
hint= ark not terrestrial navy
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06/14/2013 09:19 AM
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Re: how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
I'm pretty confident that Moses didn't have an Ark.
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Re: how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
i say thousands but not really sure.
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None, you twit, it was Noah not Moses.
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Re: how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
Moses didn't have an ark.

Noah had 6,247 (three died) on his

[link to noahs.info]
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Lol that AC is right about one thing and it's not the bibletard thing, it's the other one. ITS NOAH! :)

Moses had tablets before it was cool!
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Re: how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
You all stupid?
A Tiger, a Dear and a turtle.
We all evolved from those three.
Obviouswhatever
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Re: how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
None moran, it's a fable.
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Because you have the right to say so seeing as you know the fable so well you haven't even figured out it was NOAH'S Ark not MOSES' ark.

NOAH = Ark with lots of Animals.

MOSES = Led the Jews out of Egypt and to the Promised Land thousands of years later.
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06/14/2013 09:26 AM
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Re: how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
Someone should do a study on what percentage of Bible/Christian threads are started by baiters compared to Christians.

I nominate one of the many anti-Christians who are more obsessed with what they don't believe than what they do believe. They have lots of time on their hands.
Have I now become your enemy by telling you the truth? (Gal. 4:16)
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Re: how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
:jesuslizard:
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Re: how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
just proves christianity is not real. there are billions of species of animals
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Re: how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
Moses wasn't on the Ark, Noah was.
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Re: how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
None moran, it's a fable.
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Because you have the right to say so seeing as you know the fable so well you haven't even figured out it was NOAH'S Ark not MOSES' ark.

NOAH = Ark with lots of Animals.

MOSES = Led the Jews out of Egypt and to the Promised Land thousands of years later.
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lulz

Down under that for sure for you!!
crazytard
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Re: how many animals did moses take on the ark.?
Zero fool.

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