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Are you a stand wiper or a sitter?

 
Findingo Rino!
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Are you a stand wiper or a sitter?
POLL: Wipe sitting or standing?
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 I don't bother anymore the way things are headed...
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I used to stand... Was ridiculed for it... Now I sit
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If i vote, is it going in my file?

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06/14/2013 03:15 PM
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are you one of them pee poo sickos you sick bastard??? fuck off now!! i hate your kind of internet weirdo..
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06/14/2013 03:19 PM
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I literally do nothing but spend every waking second of my life obsessing about urine and feces... To the point that at every bowel movement (at home or abroad), I always smear a big shit x across my chest.
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06/14/2013 03:20 PM
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I literally do nothing but spend every waking second of my life obsessing about urine and feces... To the point that at every bowel movement (at home or abroad), I always smear a big shit x across my chest.
 Quoting: Findingo Rino!


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06/14/2013 03:22 PM
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I can see, if you're a major fat-ass, that you might wanna stand, since you can't get any kinda purchase, slumped onna seat!
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06/14/2013 03:25 PM
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I literally do nothing but spend every waking second of my life obsessing about urine and feces... To the point that at every bowel movement (at home or abroad), I always smear a big shit x across my chest.
 Quoting: Findingo Rino!


Yeah, well you're a freak then...
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06/14/2013 03:29 PM
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I'm rubber your glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you! *there's an untrumpable classic*
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06/14/2013 03:30 PM
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I can see, if you're a major fat-ass, that you might wanna stand, since you can't get any kinda purchase, slumped onna seat!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41686444


^^^^^^^^^^^^^LOL^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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06/14/2013 03:49 PM
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How can a fat ass wipe there ass. Have you noticed the arms are not long enough. And how do they know there sitting in the right spot?
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06/14/2013 04:01 PM
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How can a fat ass wipe there ass. Have you noticed the arms are not long enough. And how do they know there sitting in the right spot?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41705854


No way a fat-ass can wipe good, sat onna seat.

They gotta stand, bend over, reach around with a toilet-paper wrapped fist, and stab on in there, hopin' anna prayin'!

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06/14/2013 04:05 PM
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I'm a showerer. Take a shower after every dump, no exceptions.
 Quoting: Super Bowl Dave


Wipe it off, inna shower!

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06/14/2013 04:08 PM
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I love to have a delicate wipe on work days.....Picking at my trousers which have managed to warp to my crack gives me the chance to divorce the pair....Sniffing my finger proves the musk of their wanting to stay together,,,,,,Im a walking divorce force
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06/14/2013 04:10 PM
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Depends on how much goo is up there.

Sometimes you have too get technical in your approach.
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06/14/2013 04:11 PM
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i'm a stander!

salt of the earth!
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06/14/2013 04:33 PM
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in public places i pee standing up if i get some pee on the seat i just wipe it up with a towel in case someone sits on it
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06/14/2013 04:35 PM
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Gotta' stand to get 'er cleaned good! I can't - ahem - stand it when people smell like doo doo butter cuz they don't wipe their hineys properly.
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I'm a showerer. Take a shower after every dump, no exceptions.
 Quoting: Super Bowl Dave


Really..? Dayummm dude! What do you do when you have to pinch one out camping, or like at a sporting event or something? You know, one of those ones that can't be planned for, that just comes at you out of nowhere.

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06/14/2013 04:49 PM
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I always stand and put one leg up on the sink then wipe. Sometimes I have to get the power shower on it though, especially after curry night.
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06/14/2013 05:03 PM
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Oh good. I thought I was the only one.
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in public places i pee standing up if i get some pee on the seat i just wipe it up with a towel in case someone sits on it
 Quoting: ttowngirl


OP didn't ask if you were a stand shitter.
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06/14/2013 05:06 PM
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I always stand and put one leg up on the sink then wipe. Sometimes I have to get the power shower on it though, especially after curry night.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41609045


Bidets are a good bathroom thing, but, in their absence ...

Hose it down, boy, but hose it down GOOD!

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If i vote, is it going in my file?

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06/14/2013 05:09 PM
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Re: Are you a stand wiper or a sitter?
I'm a showerer. Take a shower after every dump, no exceptions.
 Quoting: Super Bowl Dave


Wipe it off, inna shower!

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41686444


Then get the tub full of shit. Why didn't I think of that!

Pure hygiene!
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06/14/2013 05:11 PM
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Re: Are you a stand wiper or a sitter?
I scoot around on the rug.
Geeze does it really matter? lol
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06/14/2013 05:13 PM
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I scoot around on the rug.
Geeze does it really matter? lol
 Quoting: CocoNutFlake


Scoot on the rug? Yeah, it really matters.
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Re: Are you a stand wiper or a sitter?
I scoot around on the rug.
Geeze does it really matter? lol
 Quoting: CocoNutFlake


Scoot on the rug? Yeah, it really matters.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41559681


I was kidding. lol
I should have never clicked on this thread.
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I'm a showerer. Take a shower after every dump, no exceptions.
 Quoting: Super Bowl Dave


Wipe it off, inna shower!

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41686444


Then get the tub full of shit. Why didn't I think of that!

Pure hygiene!
 Quoting: natasha77


1rof1

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06/14/2013 06:32 PM
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I scoot around on the rug.
Geeze does it really matter? lol
 Quoting: CocoNutFlake
Very funny. Very dog gone funny.
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Re: Are you a stand wiper or a sitter?
I used to stand... Was ridiculed for it... Now I sit
 Quoting: Findingo Rino!


I'm a purist. I use my bare hand and then lick my fingers clean. Better for the environment that way.

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