Are you a stand wiper or a sitter?

If i vote, is it going in my file?

are you one of them pee poo sickos you sick bastard??? fuck off now!! i hate your kind of internet weirdo..

I literally do nothing but spend every waking second of my life obsessing about urine and feces... To the point that at every bowel movement (at home or abroad), I always smear a big shit x across my chest.

I can see, if you're a major fat-ass, that you might wanna stand, since you can't get any kinda purchase, slumped onna seat!

Yeah, well you're a freak then...

I'm rubber your glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you! *there's an untrumpable classic*

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How can a fat ass wipe there ass. Have you noticed the arms are not long enough. And how do they know there sitting in the right spot?

No way a fat-ass can wipe good, sat onna seat.

They gotta stand, bend over, reach around with a toilet-paper wrapped fist, and stab on in there, hopin' anna prayin'!

Wipe it off, inna shower!

I love to have a delicate wipe on work days.....Picking at my trousers which have managed to warp to my crack gives me the chance to divorce the pair....Sniffing my finger proves the musk of their wanting to stay together,,,,,,Im a walking divorce force

Depends on how much goo is up there.

Sometimes you have too get technical in your approach.

i'm a stander!

salt of the earth!

in public places i pee standing up if i get some pee on the seat i just wipe it up with a towel in case someone sits on it

Gotta' stand to get 'er cleaned good! I can't - ahem - stand it when people smell like doo doo butter cuz they don't wipe their hineys properly.

Really..? Dayummm dude! What do you do when you have to pinch one out camping, or like at a sporting event or something? You know, one of those ones that can't be planned for, that just comes at you out of nowhere.

I always stand and put one leg up on the sink then wipe. Sometimes I have to get the power shower on it though, especially after curry night.

Oh good. I thought I was the only one.

OP didn't ask if you were a stand shitter.

Bidets are a good bathroom thing, but, in their absence ...

Hose it down, boy, but hose it down GOOD!

Then get the tub full of shit. Why didn't I think of that!

Pure hygiene!

I scoot around on the rug.
Geeze does it really matter? lol

Scoot on the rug? Yeah, it really matters.

I was kidding. lol
I should have never clicked on this thread.

Very funny. Very dog gone funny.

I'm a purist. I use my bare hand and then lick my fingers clean. Better for the environment that way.