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Mom Says 'Possessed Devil Baby' Can Walk & Make Fire

 
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[link to thestir.cafemom.com] You hear about troublesome babies who are born with a magical ability to cry non-stop for months on end, but you don't hear very often about a newborn who can supposedly walk like an adult, "cackle" like a fiend, and "produce fire." And thank goodness we don't, because talk about losing sleep! But one mother claims that her month-old baby boy is possessed by a "malignant spirit" and can do all of these things -- and he even has "intimidating eyes" to boot!

One thing you'd probably try to do if you gave birth to a "devil baby" is keep it on the down low. But word must have got around, because reportedly neighbors pelt the newborn's home with stones every night. The baby's parents, Ana Feria Santos and Oscar Pelencia Lopez of Lorica, Colombia, claim the baby has "several abnormalities" and think the boy is the devil incarnate.
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Columbia, eh? Birthplace of all those glorious hellfire visions? Go figure. It's simply *not* adding up for me.

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[link to thestir.cafemom.com] You hear about troublesome babies who are born with a magical ability to cry non-stop for months on end, but you don't hear very often about a newborn who can supposedly walk like an adult, "cackle" like a fiend, and "produce fire." And thank goodness we don't, because talk about losing sleep! But one mother claims that her month-old baby boy is possessed by a "malignant spirit" and can do all of these things -- and he even has "intimidating eyes" to boot!

One thing you'd probably try to do if you gave birth to a "devil baby" is keep it on the down low. But word must have got around, because reportedly neighbors pelt the newborn's home with stones every night. The baby's parents, Ana Feria Santos and Oscar Pelencia Lopez of Lorica, Colombia, claim the baby has "several abnormalities" and think the boy is the devil incarnate.
 Quoting: ttowngirl


Gotta keep the devil baby on the down low.

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dang

i wish i had a gal that had a devil baby

we would be like the neighborhood tyrants or somethng
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Does the devil baby wear pampers or use the toilet? tp
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Does the devil baby wear pampers or use the toilet? tp
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Devil baby sprays it's victims.

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Sounds like colic to me.
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No child is born into this world inherently evil! You are projecting your own thoughts and feelings onto a helpless infant.
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Re: Mom Says 'Possessed Devil Baby' Can Walk & Make Fire
Is that a cheeto stuck in between your tits ?
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i told that to my wife

and my little red eyed darliung croaked out "hell yeah, that bitch is one mutha #&%^&%^&%* " in latin

which is impressive since he is like 1 month old

then i took him to chuckee cheese

and people started voimiting insects and nails and all kinds of crap

my wife said "see"!

and i said yeah, i see, lets skip pizza toinight and get a steak or somethg
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Is that a cheeto stuck in between your tits ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34504866


no
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I had a devil baby. It is called my ex-girlfriend.
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[link to thestir.cafemom.com] You hear about troublesome babies who are born with a magical ability to cry non-stop for months on end, but you don't hear very often about a newborn who can supposedly walk like an adult, "cackle" like a fiend, and "produce fire." And thank goodness we don't, because talk about losing sleep! But one mother claims that her month-old baby boy is possessed by a "malignant spirit" and can do all of these things -- and he even has "intimidating eyes" to boot!

One thing you'd probably try to do if you gave birth to a "devil baby" is keep it on the down low. But word must have got around, because reportedly neighbors pelt the newborn's home with stones every night. The baby's parents, Ana Feria Santos and Oscar Pelencia Lopez of Lorica, Colombia, claim the baby has "several abnormalities" and think the boy is the devil incarnate.
 Quoting: ttowngirl


Satanism is more prominent in "3rd world" "2nd world" countries... well put it this way, it's more hidden
in the 1st world and disguised as religion sometimes..


scary shit what satanists and vodou artists are capable of.

This is a serious problem and should be treated as such.
Most of the replies are from immature ppl who do not
have any idea about the power of black magic, satanists
and vodou...

Ghostbusters should be a intl' corporate business and
taken seriously!!
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This sounds like the way Joseph Kony was described as a baby...
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[link to www.thesun.co.uk] check out this video sad no one helps this woman something is goin on with that family Ana said her son regularly disappears from the family’s wooden shack only to reappear in odd places — including a bowl, the fridge, the washing machine and even in a bag hanging on the wall.

She said: “The bag would break if it held 20 bananas so how come it didn’t break when the baby was in it?” Ana pointed to a cupboard and said: “I saw him sitting on that looking like a one-year-old boy. He had intimidating eyes.

Read more: [link to www.thesun.co.uk]
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In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

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THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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I called 4th, that cool Ttown?
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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Re: Mom Says 'Possessed Devil Baby' Can Walk & Make Fire
I would like to see a pic of the baby walking.
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i wonder what his name is... lets pray for him
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I would like to see a pic of the baby walking.
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You will never see a pic of it. These stories are all the same. The parents either make up the story for attention, or to hide the fact that they or someone in the family are abusing the child. This particular story is quite old and has been on here before. It is the same as the parents that claimed that holy writings would appear on their baby. Turned out they were the ones scratching up their infant just for the fame. The stories are all fake.
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Put the evil thing in the oven; should be right at home there.
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TT, sure that ain't your spawn your talking about? ;-)
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Re: Mom Says 'Possessed Devil Baby' Can Walk & Make Fire
Debbil Baby! --->explosionbabyexplosiondevil6skulburndead3
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well I says it can't...so there huffy
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