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Is smoking forbidden in the bible?

 
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Here ya go Bibletards:

[link to news.bbc.co.uk]

Cannabis linked to Biblical healing

Jesus Christ and his apostles may have used a cannabis-based anointing oil to help cure people with crippling diseases, it has been claimed.
Researchers in the United States say the oil used in the early days of the Christian church contained a cannabis extract called kaneh-bosem.

They suggest the extract, which is absorbed into the body when placed on the skin, could have helped cure people with a variety of physical and mental problems.


(more at BBC)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27466742


1. It's the BBC
2. The bible was written by apostles so it's their interpretation. Following an ancient text as a basis for modern life, especially when its a heresay book from multiple accounts about a magic entity that flies around the sky is literally insane.
3. If you DO believe everything in scripture, then you are OK with smoking and cannabis. Can't selectively disregard some of god's word because it's "inconvenient".

See... This is exactly why IDIOTS like you don't make any sense, whatsoever.

You call people "bibletards", and then proceed to use the bible to prove your point... lol.

What a moron.
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What happened to free will?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40510519


Does God prevent anyone to smoke?
 Quoting: DGN


Apparently not


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BillyBob her y'all an i jus wanna say dats jus one party down ape an he aint the only one...

itz jus like da saying... monkey c monkey do, itz a law ova jungle fing when da apes iz bustin loose... bad boy bad boy, wha ya gonna do..... wha ever....
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[/quote Angus here fur Billy Bobz. The good lord mus finkz smoking iz good fir uz sinse apez amokez n evolvez n don become extant..or exfinctz k
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It's ok OP, we are not interested in joining the Jehovahs witlesses. We are just christians doing a pilgrims' progress. I could find fault with your beliefs but I'm not interested.
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"In answer Jesus said to them: “Stop murmuring among yourselves. 44 No man can come to me unless the Father, who sent me, draws him;" Jo6:43
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It's ok OP, we are not interested in joining the Jehovahs witlesses. We are just christians doing a pilgrims' progress. I could find fault with your beliefs but I'm not interested.
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Finally. Someone really gets how to play GLP. Tell the Op that you don't give a fuck about their religious or cultural beliefs. State that whatever you are doing is the only way to go, and that you don't give a fuck if they don't want to hear about that. Deliver an insult, and then post nothing to demonstrate your own brilliance.


hf
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There is only ONE thing to reply to that




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It's ok OP, we are not interested in joining the Jehovahs witlesses. We are just christians doing a pilgrims' progress. I could find fault with your beliefs but I'm not interested.
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Finally. Someone really gets how to play GLP. Tell the Op that you don't give a fuck about their religious or cultural beliefs. State that whatever you are doing is the only way to go, and that you don't give a fuck if they don't want to hear about that. Deliver an insult, and then post nothing to demonstrate your own brilliance.


hf
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There is only ONE thing to reply to that




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(speaking of "brilliance", humans are so brilliant that they not only pollute themselves with cigarettes but teach apes how to smoke.)
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What happened to free will?
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Sure, at is all about free will, however:

"Do not be mislead: God is not one to be mocked. Whatever a man is sowing, this he will also reap"- Galatians 6:5
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If God puts it on your heart that smoking is wrong, then don't do it. If he hasn't, then light up if you want to.

Forbidden in the bible? No, America is not in the bible, so neither is tobacco.
 Quoting: Ford44


Actually, America IS in the Bible.......but not in a good way

(Daniel 2:44)
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If God puts it on your heart that smoking is wrong, then don't do it. If he hasn't, then light up if you want to.

Forbidden in the bible? No, America is not in the bible, so neither is tobacco.
 Quoting: Ford44


Actually, America IS in the Bible.......but not in a good way

(Daniel 2:44)
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


America/UK are the two horned beast of Rv13 that introduced the world to nuclear war, and promotes worship of the UN;
"If anyone has an ear, let him hear. 10 If anyone [is meant] for captivity, he goes away into captivity. If anyone will kill with the sword, he must be killed with the sword. Here is where it means the endurance and faith of the holy ones.
11 And I saw another wild beast ascending out of the earth, and it had two horns like a lamb, but it began speaking as a dragon. 12 And it exercises all the authority of the first wild beast in its sight. And it makes the earth and those who dwell in it worship the first wild beast, whose death-stroke got healed. 13 And it performs great signs, so that it should even make fire come down out of heaven to the earth in the sight of mankind.
14 And it misleads those who dwell on the earth, because of the signs that were granted it to perform in the sight of the wild beast, while it tells those who dwell on the earth to make an image to the wild beast that had the sword-stroke and yet revived. 15 And there was granted it to give breath to the image of the wild beast, so that the image of the wild beast should both speak and cause to be killed all those who would not in any way worship the image of the wild beast.
16 And it puts under compulsion all persons, the small and the great, and the rich and the poor, and the free and the slaves, that they should give these a mark in their right hand or upon their forehead, 17 and that nobody might be able to buy or sell except a person having the mark, the name of the wild beast or the number of its name. 18 Here is where wisdom comes in: Let the one that has intelligence calculate the number of the wild beast, for it is a man’s number; and its number is six hundred and sixty-six.
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If God puts it on your heart that smoking is wrong, then don't do it. If he hasn't, then light up if you want to.

Forbidden in the bible? No, America is not in the bible, so neither is tobacco.
 Quoting: Ford44


This.. and ive never seen a legit study on just tobacco.. oh and by that quote i guess its a sin to eat GMOs and everything else too..
 Quoting: AtsuiPanda


Maybe if people start using that as an excuse, the FDA will have to listen.

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If God puts it on your heart that smoking is wrong, then don't do it. If he hasn't, then light up if you want to.

Forbidden in the bible? No, America is not in the bible, so neither is tobacco.
 Quoting: Ford44


Actually, America IS in the Bible.......but not in a good way

(Daniel 2:44)
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


Where? Please explain.
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1 Corinthians 6:19-20. "Your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit, you are not your' own, you were bought with a price...".
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If God puts it on your heart that smoking is wrong, then don't do it. If he hasn't, then light up if you want to.

Forbidden in the bible? No, America is not in the bible, so neither is tobacco.
 Quoting: Ford44


Actually, America IS in the Bible.......but not in a good way

(Daniel 2:44)
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


Where? Please explain.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41873955


Rv13:11
America and the UK take the lead in promoting worship of the UN as their only hope to stall off nuclear genocide as long as possible. Ironically the USA introduced the world to nuclear war, hoping to end all wars, by dropping two of them on Japan;
"And I saw another wild beast ascending out of the earth, and it had two horns like a lamb, but it began speaking as a dragon. 12 And it exercises all the authority of the first wild beast in its sight. And it makes the earth and those who dwell in it worship the first wild beast, whose death-stroke got healed. 13 And it performs great signs, so that it should even make fire come down out of heaven to the earth in the sight of mankind." Rv13:11
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"Therefore, since we have these promises, beloved ones, let us cleanse ourselves of every defilement of flesh and spirit, perfecting holiness in God’s fear." 2Cor7



 Quoting: DGN



Think, man, think!



You've never seen a picture of Jesus smoking,have you?
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Smoke 'em if you got 'em

Last Edited by CE1 on 06/22/2013 11:29 AM
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it's does not matter, according to bibletards you are a god damn sinner because god put you here as a sinner - why worry about "why" or if something is forbidden?, YOU are already forbidden in everything you do according to them.

Iv'e seen slavery, his concept tops slavery:

1. create you.
2. claim you are broken from creation.
3. force you to do as told (kiss feet) or else burn forever and suffer.
4. claim all this is because it loves you.
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"Therefore, since we have these promises, beloved ones, let us cleanse ourselves of every defilement of flesh and spirit, perfecting holiness in God’s fear." 2Cor7



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Think, man, think!



You've never seen a picture of Jesus smoking,have you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41477578


I've never seen a picture of Jesus at all.
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it's does not matter, according to bibletards you are a god damn sinner because god put you here as a sinner - why worry about "why" or if something is forbidden?, YOU are already forbidden in everything you do according to them.

Iv'e seen slavery, his concept tops slavery:

1. create you.
2. claim you are broken from creation.
3. force you to do as told (kiss feet) or else burn forever and suffer.
4. claim all this is because it loves you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41669328



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Revelation 15:8 - And the temple was filled with smoke from the glory of God, and from his power; and no man was able to enter into the temple, till the seven plagues of the seven angels were fulfilled.



Smoke is related to the glory of God. Angels must smoke a lot! Smoking is also good for past life recall, this is why they say people with mental health issues tend to smoke more. But the truth is, cigarettes are like memory sticks.
 Quoting: cisdac


Utter nonsense.

Cigarette smoke, which not only contains tobacco smoke, but also HUNDREDS of chemical additives, destroys your vascular system, which your brain is full dependent on.

Memory sticks, my ass.

Cigarette smoke, like any other noxious pollution, is LOADED with free radicals, which AGE you more rapidly.

And spare me the talk about how your great granny lived to be 100, while smoking 10 packs a day. She WOULD have lived to be 120, with better health all along the way.

So fuck off, you lying sack of shit. Smoking wiped out most of my family and relatives. It caused me to spend half my life at the doctors offices, as a child, with asthma, ear infections, strep throat, eye problems, and a dozen other results of being a captive to second hand smoke.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21473062


My dad smoked for over 50 years, and eventually suffocated from COPD. It was an awful way to go, and this finally got me to quit smoking.

My mom, however, quit smoking 40 years before she died yet they still attributed her death as "smoking related" on the death certificate which I think was total BS.
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If God puts it on your heart that smoking is wrong, then don't do it. If he hasn't, then light up if you want to.

Forbidden in the bible? No, America is not in the bible, so neither is tobacco.
 Quoting: Ford44


Actually, America IS in the Bible.......but not in a good way

(Daniel 2:44)
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


Where? Please explain.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41873955


The image in the book of Daniel, each part made out of a different metal to represent each world power that has come on the scene, each taking its turn in persecuting Gods people:


Head of gold, breasts and arms of silver, belly and thighs of copper, legs of iron, feet of iron and molded clay


then a rock comes and crushes the entire image by God Kingdom



The world powers have been Egypt, Babylon, Assyria, Medo_Persia, Greece , Rome and lastly Britain and the United States- there is no other world power that rules earth, only Gods kingdom

In Revelation 13: 11-13 a beast is described a two horned wild beast representing the United States and Britain world power


(In a very brief nutshell that is the answer)
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There was no Tobacco in the Middle East!
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God created tobaco, I still enjoy, chemical free.
moderation. Then again created shell fish but was told not to eat them, as well as pork.. up to you.
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"Therefore, since we have these promises, beloved ones, let us cleanse ourselves of every defilement of flesh and spirit, perfecting holiness in God’s fear." 2Cor7



 Quoting: DGN



Think, man, think!



You've never seen a picture of Jesus smoking,have you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41477578
We only see a fraction of jesus, and what he's done, he also diapeared for 18 years. Went to England to gather up his future family who was never born at that time, studied mystisim, thus bringing him to where he is today.
Probably smoked weed, he did hang out with sinners.
I smoke but I know its wrong, enjoy.
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There was no Tobacco in the Middle East!
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God created tobaco, I still enjoy, chemical free.
moderation. Then again created shell fish but was told not to eat them, as well as pork.. up to you.
 Quoting: stars


Did we all miss something? "Chemical free"?
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There was no Tobacco in the Middle East!
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There were no nuclear weapons either but there are now. Are they forbidden by God?
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No, but murder is.......
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Still letting a book define your every action?

Live life with LOVE and everything else takes care of itself. Quit looking for reasons to limit yourselves.
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Still letting a book define your every action?

Live life with LOVE and everything else takes care of itself. Quit looking for reasons to limit yourselves.
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Like this?

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Still letting a book define your every action?

Live life with LOVE and everything else takes care of itself. Quit looking for reasons to limit yourselves.
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Really, no wisdom required?
"Look! I am sending YOU forth as sheep amidst wolves; therefore prove yourselves cautious as serpents and yet innocent as doves. 17 Be on YOUR guard against men; for they will deliver YOU up to local courts, and they will scourge YOU in their synagogues. 18 Why, YOU will be haled before governors and kings for my sake, for a witness to them and the nations. 19 However, when they deliver YOU up, do not become anxious about how or what YOU are to speak; for what YOU are to speak will be given YOU in that hour; 20 for the ones speaking are not just YOU, but it is the spirit of YOUR Father that speaks by YOU. 21 Further, brother will deliver up brother to death, and a father his child, and children will rise up against parents and will have them put to death. 22 And YOU will be objects of hatred by all people on account of my name; but he that has endured to the end is the one that will be saved." Mt10:16
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no proof anywhere that shows smoking tobacco causes cancer. no study has ever correlated between those that died from cancer linked to smoking or from other factors like where they worked or how much exhaust they inhaled daily etc..

smoking tobacco has for thousands of years been used to heal and was givin to us by God and only now is it "bad"

those that smoke tobacco with 100's of additives probably eat alot of gmo too so they gonna die anyway.
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GOD gave us everything for us to heal...emotionally, spiritually and physically.

It is the tobacco company's that have contaminated, polluted and modified a natural product with their some 600 chemicals and additives and the question is WHY????????????? Why did they do this????????????/ To make us all drug addicts????????????/
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no proof anywhere that shows smoking tobacco causes cancer. no study has ever correlated between those that died from cancer linked to smoking or from other factors like where they worked or how much exhaust they inhaled daily etc..

smoking tobacco has for thousands of years been used to heal and was givin to us by God and only now is it "bad"

those that smoke tobacco with 100's of additives probably eat alot of gmo too so they gonna die anyway.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41726154


GOD gave us everything for us to heal...emotionally, spiritually and physically.

It is the tobacco company's that have contaminated, polluted and modified a natural product with their some 600 chemicals and additives and the question is WHY????????????? Why did they do this????????????/ To make us all drug addicts????????????/
 Quoting: JasmineinNM


So then, this has taken a full come around, tobacco was obviously not meant for the purpose it is used for now

So tobacco in it's present state is, as the Bible say's "A defilement of the flesh"
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no proof anywhere that shows smoking tobacco causes cancer. no study has ever correlated between those that died from cancer linked to smoking or from other factors like where they worked or how much exhaust they inhaled daily etc..

smoking tobacco has for thousands of years been used to heal and was givin to us by God and only now is it "bad"

those that smoke tobacco with 100's of additives probably eat alot of gmo too so they gonna die anyway.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41726154


GOD gave us everything for us to heal...emotionally, spiritually and physically.

It is the tobacco company's that have contaminated, polluted and modified a natural product with their some 600 chemicals and additives and the question is WHY????????????? Why did they do this????????????/ To make us all drug addicts????????????/
 Quoting: JasmineinNM


So then, this has taken a full come around, tobacco was obviously not meant for the purpose it is used for now

So tobacco in it's present state is, as the Bible say's "A defilement of the flesh"
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


Oh...no..... only if it kills you with cancer, no worries;

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In the Bible the leading cause of death, by far, is done by a person being born. He doesn't pile thing on over and above that. (normally, there are exceptions when dealing with the 'stubborn ones')

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