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Obama Wants You to Shave, Daily!

 
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06/17/2013 02:34 AM
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Just heard a rumor that Obama is trying to pass a bill that requires anyone over the age of 16 to shave daily for a "cleaner" nation. Failure to shave can result in a $30 fine per day, and a forced shave. I find this really funny, but can anyone confirm this?
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06/17/2013 02:36 AM

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I'm sure he'd like to do something that was equally as disgustingly authoritarian, but something like this is just way too out there.

There's no way that can be true.
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Cause a bearded face leaves a mark on his nuts
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ahaha
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06/17/2013 02:38 AM
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I seen this somewhere. It's a whole document written by him. I will see if I can find it again hf
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06/17/2013 02:41 AM
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Re: Obama Wants You to Shave, Daily!
Just heard a rumor that Obama is trying to pass a bill that requires anyone over the age of 16 to shave daily for a "cleaner" nation. Failure to shave can result in a $30 fine per day, and a forced shave. I find this really funny, but can anyone confirm this?
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I also heard this. I didn't think it was actually real though. Can anyone provide a link?
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06/17/2013 02:42 AM
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Re: Obama Wants You to Shave, Daily!
Just heard a rumor that Obama is trying to pass a bill that requires anyone over the age of 16 to shave daily for a "cleaner" nation. Failure to shave can result in a $30 fine per day, and a forced shave. I find this really funny, but can anyone confirm this?
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make believe is fun.
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06/17/2013 02:42 AM
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sure, for 50 bucks a shave, I will, pay up dickhead o-mama
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Re: Obama Wants You to Shave, Daily!
Just heard a rumor that Obama is trying to pass a bill that requires anyone over the age of 16 to shave daily for a "cleaner" nation. Failure to shave can result in a $30 fine per day, and a forced shave. I find this really funny, but can anyone confirm this?
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No doubt he is referring to ones BALL'S.....Isn't it about time you guys do something about this fucking embarrassment to the world.....
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06/17/2013 02:47 AM
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Let me be short and concise. Obama is just a representative and I am one of 300 million of his bosses. Anyone trying to force shave me is going to eat a lot of lead. This is the difference between a slave and a free person. They can put this in their data base and shove the hard drive right up Obama's ass.
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06/17/2013 02:51 AM
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This is real. You also missed the part where it says refusal to shave will land you in jail for a max of 180 hours. That's about a week.
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06/17/2013 03:00 AM
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This has nothing to do with cleanliness and everything to do with face recognition technology.
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06/17/2013 03:17 AM
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i really doubt that he has authority to tell me to shave
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06/17/2013 03:26 AM
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Bump for link

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06/17/2013 03:50 AM
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hahahah

Gillette came to Obama and offered him a couple million to push this bill. Razor cartridges are fucking expensive. Most overpriced bull shit ever....other than makeup.
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Re: Obama Wants You to Shave, Daily!
Just heard a rumor that Obama is trying to pass a bill that requires anyone over the age of 16 to shave daily for a "cleaner" nation. Failure to shave can result in a $30 fine per day, and a forced shave. I find this really funny, but can anyone confirm this?
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I believe that would not apply to muslims.
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06/17/2013 04:37 AM

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i really doubt that he has authority to tell me to shave
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ogrrrobigbrooyesbuttodance
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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i really doubt that he has authority to tell me to shave
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ogrrrobigbrooyesbuttodance
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

flatearth
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