computer help pl0x!

Most likely your pc has been hijacked. You will need to save anything you currently have on it, music, movies etc and just format your hard drive.

Fuckers. I hate server companies... But its good profit what can i say..

Thanks ill wait for a few more inquiries and then ill try it out

Run safemode. If it still does it in safemode reformat your hard drive.

You could also try running MBAM in safemode, might cure it.

the second reply is a decent one... a little drastic though..

First try downloading malwarebytes - install it.

Reboot your computer and hold f8 while it boots to get into safe mode.

Run malwarebytes in safe mode and see if it comes up with anything. If you get nothing then your system is probably hosed.

Go ahead and reformat at that point.

Full speed ahead sir ill get back to the board in a few..

Most people don't want to get 'down and dirty' so I just gave the simplest options, use MBAM to see if that'll sniff out the malware and if it don't work, just reformat :-P

Nonsense ! But yes OP. it is infected with something.

Free utilities (install and run in order) *run updates for each utility before scan*
- combo fix (Stops running processes that detect anti-malware)
- malwarebytes (scans for malware)
- spy bot search and destroy ( I think you have a form of spyware I have seen it and this fixed it)
- AVG free AV / AVAST / Microsoft security essentials or what ever AV you may have. Run a boot time verbose scan if possible
- cleanUP its a small utility it deletes temporary browsing data app data etc. will not delete documents pics music stuff like that, it WILL delete browsing history, forum fill data (including saved user names passwords, GLP for instance won't auto sign on ) and it will empty recycle bin contents

Damn i had a trojan some trackware and an unlabled virus thats quarentined atm

Does the sound stop if it's not plugged into the internet upon turning up the volume?

Trying to determine if you are just schizophrenic.

WOW!....love to dissect and do some forensics on that hack job.
Lot's going on there to learn about.

That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard in many years of doing computer repair. Seriously, if that's true, you definitely have to update us as to what it's about.

It almost sounds like your laptop is picking up outside interference, but again, I've never heard of such a thing before!

Its fixed now.. i was thinking it was on some wifi trip or something too.. lol

Run hijack this also. It will show you whats running at start up and behind the scenes.

Restart in safe mode

Run MBAM

Run Spybot Search and destroy

If you don't know what you are doing and this doesn't fix it, then it is time to reinstall.

Well, I looked it up and I'll be damned - it's not unheard of to have radio frequency interference create that. Which may mean the antivirus won't necessarily stop it. Are you in a big metro area, lots of towers, etc?

Interference is one thing....but hearing CONVERSATIONS is quite another.

Well, that's what I would assume too. Google searching is telling me differently lol. Like I said, this is a new one to me. I'd love to have it happen to me so I can verify it because it doesn't really make any sense!

It's some damn browser extension aimed at advertising. Like click cash or one of those stupid things. Sends all your nslookups through a spoofed proxy DNS and targets you with pop ups and sometimes audio adds.

Fucking little 13 yr old twinky fed brilliant computer needs paid to write nasty crap by big online add companies. Fricken makes me infuriated.

I eapeacially love the ones that mascarade exactly as windows security center. I'm an IT Pro and have to look twice now at running processes before I trust something on the screen

No you dont want it bro you cant listen to music or youtube and when the radio show comes on and people call in theyre ALL LIBTARDS

You're in the vicinity of a High watt output Radio Station