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Threads like this depress the shit out of me.

Whatever happened to marrying young and loving the same person forever?

My wife and I are middle-aged and no doubt look it from the outside. But because we've been together all these years when I look at her I still see the giggling 19-year-old who stole my heart all those years ago. It's in the eyes, you see. Why would I trade that for some sad person pumped up on chemicals with bolt-on tits and a fake dyejob?

I love my good old wifey. Sometimes I feel like the last man who does. No matter. We have a universe of two.

twirl
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Threads like this depress the shit out of me.

Whatever happened to marrying young and loving the same person forever?

twirl
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yea i always wonder about that aswell. it seems to me tho like theres more men up for that than women
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Dumbest post ever OP.

Facelift - as if - unnatural and a turn off for most men.

Breast Implants - fake - yuck.

Get a multimillionaire - no need.

I agree with above poster and throw back at you - why do younger men ask out older women all the time?

It is best if men and women keep their weight down and exercise - for good health, quality of life and activity. But everybody knows that.




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Menopause! Stupid women who refuse to get on HRT, refuse to get breast implants(its better when they point up instead of down), a Facelift (that's what credit cards are for) And work out harder then you've ever have worked out before. If you do this, maybe you'll get a plump man to take you out, marry you and guess what - you and the plump man will live happily ever after. That is, if you are willing to give him sex three times a week or when ever he wants it. Don't worry about about his fat belly, you will get use to it. If he lays on his back it will all flatten out. But, you'd have to ride him pretty hard. Now, if you want to skip all these suggestions and do just two things jump to the end and I will tell you the two thing that will work.

So ladies, sorry if the truth hurts. But the rules are easy.

1. High doses of HRT (growth hormone if you can afford it)
2. Big Breast implants (nothing bigger then a big C cup D is to big)
3. Facelift - Who wants to date their mom?
4. Work out. Now you will have to work out with heavy weights in order to rebuild those muscles you've lost. Oh, after the workout - drink a glass of normal milk no 2% with a big shot of protein powder.
5. Lose that ton of weight you've put on - nothing more than 130 pounds. (Just stop eating - should take you a couple of weeks to lose 15 pounds)

Or if you pick door number two, and decide I'm full of shit - well have a happy life along. Kind of sad and it doesn't have to be that way; for $12,000 bucks and a bit of hard work you could have it all..... Just think, 20+ year old wanting you - to "F" you harder then you could even imagine - why because you've made them so HOT that they NEED YOU, WANT YOU and YOU are the only one that will satisfy them. You might have to do it in the back seat of a Flower Power VW but, hey you just got you brains "F" out.

Door number three is:

Are you ready ladies...(the easy way to love)
1. GET on high dose of HRT.
2. Learn how to deep throat and do NOT stop until he's satisfied - if you know what I mean. Spitting not allowed. And make sure he is watching. And act like you LOVE IT.

Do you want to marry a multimillionaire?

Add rule number two ( the easy way to love) to the 5 rules above and bing badda bing - a house with a view!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37881271


You fool. I would be absolutely repulsed by breast implants if I ever found out. Facelift? what about detox and natural health? Do multiple long fasts (after having done smaller fasts building up to longer fasts) and you ill get the natural face lift. The rest is obvious. NR 1 way to fail is eat like a pig. Working out doesn't remove much fat but it does add muscle. Eating less is the ONLY golden way to lose fat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1141627


"You Fool"... I think you hurt me. Naw, repulsed by breast implants.... Yeah right. Don't look you'll go blind. Facelift.... boy that's a Bozo no-no. Why shouldn't a women look the best she can. Why shouldn't a women have the sex drive of a 30 year old. Oh, I know - because people like you like the natural sexless look. Well, go look at pictures of old people - do you think they might like to look like they did when they were in their 40s. Do you think they might like to have their breast point up, instead of down.... Or maybe you like to have flat breasts to point at their toes. Maybe that's what turns you on. Maybe, like not being able to have sex anymore because it hurts that turns you on. Or maybe you like to hurt old women - which is it?
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Dumbest post ever OP.

Facelift - as if - unnatural and a turn off for most men.

Breast Implants - fake - yuck.

Get a multimillionaire - no need.

I agree with above poster and throw back at you - why do younger men ask out older women all the time?

It is best if men and women keep their weight down and exercise - for good health, quality of life and activity. But everybody knows that.




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 Quoting: Sloane


And I repeat:

HRT
Facelifts
Breast implant
they work out
Skinny
and if they are really lucky - well you get the idea.

As to facelifts - I will bet when you turn the big 50 and guys stop "seeing" you - facelift will pop into your brain. Implants. When your breast are flat as pancakes and point to mother earth - the thought will come to you - hmmm, would breast implants give me back what I once had... etc.
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Menopause! Stupid women who refuse to get on HRT, refuse to get breast implants(its better when they point up instead of down), a Facelift (that's what credit cards are for) And work out harder then you've ever have worked out before. If you do this, maybe you'll get a plump man to take you out, marry you and guess what - you and the plump man will live happily ever after. That is, if you are willing to give him sex three times a week or when ever he wants it. Don't worry about about his fat belly, you will get use to it. If he lays on his back it will all flatten out. But, you'd have to ride him pretty hard. Now, if you want to skip all these suggestions and do just two things jump to the end and I will tell you the two thing that will work.

So ladies, sorry if the truth hurts. But the rules are easy.

1. High doses of HRT (growth hormone if you can afford it)
2. Big Breast implants (nothing bigger then a big C cup D is to big)
3. Facelift - Who wants to date their mom?
4. Work out. Now you will have to work out with heavy weights in order to rebuild those muscles you've lost. Oh, after the workout - drink a glass of normal milk no 2% with a big shot of protein powder.
5. Lose that ton of weight you've put on - nothing more than 130 pounds. (Just stop eating - should take you a couple of weeks to lose 15 pounds)

Or if you pick door number two, and decide I'm full of shit - well have a happy life along. Kind of sad and it doesn't have to be that way; for $12,000 bucks and a bit of hard work you could have it all..... Just think, 20+ year old wanting you - to "F" you harder then you could even imagine - why because you've made them so HOT that they NEED YOU, WANT YOU and YOU are the only one that will satisfy them. You might have to do it in the back seat of a Flower Power VW but, hey you just got you brains "F" out.

Door number three is:

Are you ready ladies...(the easy way to love)
1. GET on high dose of HRT.
2. Learn how to deep throat and do NOT stop until he's satisfied - if you know what I mean. Spitting not allowed. And make sure he is watching. And act like you LOVE IT.

Do you want to marry a multimillionaire?

Add rule number two ( the easy way to love) to the 5 rules above and bing badda bing - a house with a view!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37881271


You fool. I would be absolutely repulsed by breast implants if I ever found out. Facelift? what about detox and natural health? Do multiple long fasts (after having done smaller fasts building up to longer fasts) and you ill get the natural face lift. The rest is obvious. NR 1 way to fail is eat like a pig. Working out doesn't remove much fat but it does add muscle. Eating less is the ONLY golden way to lose fat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1141627


"You Fool"... I think you hurt me. Naw, repulsed by breast implants.... Yeah right. Don't look you'll go blind. Facelift.... boy that's a Bozo no-no. Why shouldn't a women look the best she can. Why shouldn't a women have the sex drive of a 30 year old. Oh, I know - because people like you like the natural sexless look. Well, go look at pictures of old people - do you think they might like to look like they did when they were in their 40s. Do you think they might like to have their breast point up, instead of down.... Or maybe you like to have flat breasts to point at their toes. Maybe that's what turns you on. Maybe, like not being able to have sex anymore because it hurts that turns you on. Or maybe you like to hurt old women - which is it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37881271


You clearly know nothing about a woman's sexuality. Maybe the women you've experienced just don't like being with you? And they say it hurts as an excuse?

Just a thought.
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Threads like this depress the shit out of me.

Whatever happened to marrying young and loving the same person forever?

My wife and I are middle-aged and no doubt look it from the outside. But because we've been together all these years when I look at her I still see the giggling 19-year-old who stole my heart all those years ago. It's in the eyes, you see. Why would I trade that for some sad person pumped up on chemicals with bolt-on tits and a fake dyejob?

I love my good old wifey. Sometimes I feel like the last man who does. No matter. We have a universe of two.

twirl
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Go for you! But this post wasn't for married folk. It was for the women who are going to spend the rest of their lives alone.
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Dumbest post ever OP.

Facelift - as if - unnatural and a turn off for most men.

Breast Implants - fake - yuck.

Get a multimillionaire - no need.

I agree with above poster and throw back at you - why do younger men ask out older women all the time?

It is best if men and women keep their weight down and exercise - for good health, quality of life and activity. But everybody knows that.




:stages888:
 Quoting: Sloane


And I repeat:

HRT
Facelifts
Breast implant
they work out
Skinny
and if they are really lucky - well you get the idea.

As to facelifts - I will bet when you turn the big 50 and guys stop "seeing" you - facelift will pop into your brain. Implants. When your breast are flat as pancakes and point to mother earth - the thought will come to you - hmmm, would breast implants give me back what I once had... etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37881271


lol you dont seem to get that theres young man in here saying they like older women. and older women confirming this. lol
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Menopause! Stupid women who refuse to get on HRT, refuse to get breast implants(its better when they point up instead of down), a Facelift (that's what credit cards are for) And work out harder then you've ever have worked out before. If you do this, maybe you'll get a plump man to take you out, marry you and guess what - you and the plump man will live happily ever after. That is, if you are willing to give him sex three times a week or when ever he wants it. Don't worry about about his fat belly, you will get use to it. If he lays on his back it will all flatten out. But, you'd have to ride him pretty hard. Now, if you want to skip all these suggestions and do just two things jump to the end and I will tell you the two thing that will work.

So ladies, sorry if the truth hurts. But the rules are easy.

1. High doses of HRT (growth hormone if you can afford it)
2. Big Breast implants (nothing bigger then a big C cup D is to big)
3. Facelift - Who wants to date their mom?
4. Work out. Now you will have to work out with heavy weights in order to rebuild those muscles you've lost. Oh, after the workout - drink a glass of normal milk no 2% with a big shot of protein powder.
5. Lose that ton of weight you've put on - nothing more than 130 pounds. (Just stop eating - should take you a couple of weeks to lose 15 pounds)

Or if you pick door number two, and decide I'm full of shit - well have a happy life along. Kind of sad and it doesn't have to be that way; for $12,000 bucks and a bit of hard work you could have it all..... Just think, 20+ year old wanting you - to "F" you harder then you could even imagine - why because you've made them so HOT that they NEED YOU, WANT YOU and YOU are the only one that will satisfy them. You might have to do it in the back seat of a Flower Power VW but, hey you just got you brains "F" out.

Door number three is:

Are you ready ladies...(the easy way to love)
1. GET on high dose of HRT.
2. Learn how to deep throat and do NOT stop until he's satisfied - if you know what I mean. Spitting not allowed. And make sure he is watching. And act like you LOVE IT.

Do you want to marry a multimillionaire?

Add rule number two ( the easy way to love) to the 5 rules above and bing badda bing - a house with a view!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37881271


You fool. I would be absolutely repulsed by breast implants if I ever found out. Facelift? what about detox and natural health? Do multiple long fasts (after having done smaller fasts building up to longer fasts) and you ill get the natural face lift. The rest is obvious. NR 1 way to fail is eat like a pig. Working out doesn't remove much fat but it does add muscle. Eating less is the ONLY golden way to lose fat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1141627


"You Fool"... I think you hurt me. Naw, repulsed by breast implants.... Yeah right. Don't look you'll go blind. Facelift.... boy that's a Bozo no-no. Why shouldn't a women look the best she can. Why shouldn't a women have the sex drive of a 30 year old. Oh, I know - because people like you like the natural sexless look. Well, go look at pictures of old people - do you think they might like to look like they did when they were in their 40s. Do you think they might like to have their breast point up, instead of down.... Or maybe you like to have flat breasts to point at their toes. Maybe that's what turns you on. Maybe, like not being able to have sex anymore because it hurts that turns you on. Or maybe you like to hurt old women - which is it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37881271


You clearly know nothing about a woman's sexuality. Maybe the women you've experienced just don't like being with you? And they say it hurts as an excuse?

Just a thought.
 Quoting: Sloane


This has nothing to do with women's sexuality. It's not about you, I know that hurts. Because most women think everything is about them. But, much to your surprise this is about men's sexuality. Which I know is a zero on your list of important issues. Basically your view is "F" men. This is the best you are going to get. One old hag who could careless about your feelings or your needs.
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Dumbest post ever OP.

Facelift - as if - unnatural and a turn off for most men.

Breast Implants - fake - yuck.

Get a multimillionaire - no need.

I agree with above poster and throw back at you - why do younger men ask out older women all the time?

It is best if men and women keep their weight down and exercise - for good health, quality of life and activity. But everybody knows that.




:stages888:
 Quoting: Sloane


And I repeat:

HRT
Facelifts
Breast implant
they work out
Skinny
and if they are really lucky - well you get the idea.

As to facelifts - I will bet when you turn the big 50 and guys stop "seeing" you - facelift will pop into your brain. Implants. When your breast are flat as pancakes and point to mother earth - the thought will come to you - hmmm, would breast implants give me back what I once had... etc.
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lol you dont seem to get that theres young man in here saying they like older women. and older women confirming this. lol
 Quoting: T-Man


LOL oh yeah I forgot men like women who don't do the above. They like postmenopausal women, who would never in a million years tell the young dude I'm doing this to get you in bed:

HRT
Facelifts
Breast implant
they work out
Skinny
and if they are really lucky - well you get the idea.
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You fool. I would be absolutely repulsed by breast implants if I ever found out. Facelift? what about detox and natural health? Do multiple long fasts (after having done smaller fasts building up to longer fasts) and you ill get the natural face lift. The rest is obvious. NR 1 way to fail is eat like a pig. Working out doesn't remove much fat but it does add muscle. Eating less is the ONLY golden way to lose fat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1141627


"You Fool"... I think you hurt me. Naw, repulsed by breast implants.... Yeah right. Don't look you'll go blind. Facelift.... boy that's a Bozo no-no. Why shouldn't a women look the best she can. Why shouldn't a women have the sex drive of a 30 year old. Oh, I know - because people like you like the natural sexless look. Well, go look at pictures of old people - do you think they might like to look like they did when they were in their 40s. Do you think they might like to have their breast point up, instead of down.... Or maybe you like to have flat breasts to point at their toes. Maybe that's what turns you on. Maybe, like not being able to have sex anymore because it hurts that turns you on. Or maybe you like to hurt old women - which is it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37881271


You clearly know nothing about a woman's sexuality. Maybe the women you've experienced just don't like being with you? And they say it hurts as an excuse?

Just a thought.
 Quoting: Sloane


This has nothing to do with women's sexuality. It's not about you, I know that hurts. Because most women think everything is about them. But, much to your surprise this is about men's sexuality. Which I know is a zero on your list of important issues. Basically your view is "F" men. This is the best you are going to get. One old hag who could careless about your feelings or your needs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37881271


lmao 'F' men? I love men! And yes I understand their sexuality. And I'm here to tell you that young men ask older women out all the time.

Anyway you get an 'F' - for flunking sexuality.

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Here's hint for all those older guys who just don't give a shit!
Lose that fat gut, get your sorry lazy ass in shape. Dress decently, slobs will Not be tolerated.
Brush your goddamn teeth,better yet, go see a dentist and have 'em fixed!

Don't be lazy, stay busy doing something all the time. I don't care if you have an old car you're fixing up or a boat or you golf all day. Just stay busy.

Stay clan, clean,clean and when your junk doesn't stand up like it should anymore, don't cry about it and go see the doctor. No, leave it alone. You're older, learn to live with the fact that yes, you, old man are getting older! that wrinkled face in the mirror doesn't lie. And if it doesn't work, learn to go down and use your fingers and tongue. Remember, happy wife, happy life.

Eat right, exercise and yes, die anyway.Why? Because you're supposed to. Nobody is supposed to live forever! Be glad you made it out at all.

'nuff said.
 Quoting: hawk8414


This ain't about fat guys - this about fat women not gettin' any.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37881271



What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Got it? lose the gut fat man! or expect to live alone!
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"You Fool"... I think you hurt me. Naw, repulsed by breast implants.... Yeah right. Don't look you'll go blind. Facelift.... boy that's a Bozo no-no. Why shouldn't a women look the best she can. Why shouldn't a women have the sex drive of a 30 year old. Oh, I know - because people like you like the natural sexless look. Well, go look at pictures of old people - do you think they might like to look like they did when they were in their 40s. Do you think they might like to have their breast point up, instead of down.... Or maybe you like to have flat breasts to point at their toes. Maybe that's what turns you on. Maybe, like not being able to have sex anymore because it hurts that turns you on. Or maybe you like to hurt old women - which is it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37881271


You clearly know nothing about a woman's sexuality. Maybe the women you've experienced just don't like being with you? And they say it hurts as an excuse?

Just a thought.
 Quoting: Sloane


This has nothing to do with women's sexuality. It's not about you, I know that hurts. Because most women think everything is about them. But, much to your surprise this is about men's sexuality. Which I know is a zero on your list of important issues. Basically your view is "F" men. This is the best you are going to get. One old hag who could careless about your feelings or your needs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37881271


lmao 'F' men! I love men! And yes I understand their sexuality. And I'm here to tell you that young men ask older women out all the time.

Anyway you get an 'F' - for flunking sexuality.
 Quoting: Sloane


You're a man hater. It's okay - it's not your fault. You were taught this by other women who were unable to get men. But, if you do the what I suggest, your problems will be solved. You will be cooking and cleaning for a man, and be happier then you could imagine. I might suggest instead of a c cup you might need a D.
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Threads like this depress the shit out of me.

Whatever happened to marrying young and loving the same person forever?

My wife and I are middle-aged and no doubt look it from the outside. But because we've been together all these years when I look at her I still see the giggling 19-year-old who stole my heart all those years ago. It's in the eyes, you see. Why would I trade that for some sad person pumped up on chemicals with bolt-on tits and a fake dyejob?

I love my good old wifey. Sometimes I feel like the last man who does. No matter. We have a universe of two.

twirl
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you are awesome!
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Here's hint for all those older guys who just don't give a shit!
Lose that fat gut, get your sorry lazy ass in shape. Dress decently, slobs will Not be tolerated.
Brush your goddamn teeth,better yet, go see a dentist and have 'em fixed!

Don't be lazy, stay busy doing something all the time. I don't care if you have an old car you're fixing up or a boat or you golf all day. Just stay busy.

Stay clan, clean,clean and when your junk doesn't stand up like it should anymore, don't cry about it and go see the doctor. No, leave it alone. You're older, learn to live with the fact that yes, you, old man are getting older! that wrinkled face in the mirror doesn't lie. And if it doesn't work, learn to go down and use your fingers and tongue. Remember, happy wife, happy life.

Eat right, exercise and yes, die anyway.Why? Because you're supposed to. Nobody is supposed to live forever! Be glad you made it out at all.

'nuff said.
 Quoting: hawk8414


This ain't about fat guys - this about fat women not gettin' any.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37881271



What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Got it? lose the gut fat man! or expect to live alone!
 Quoting: hawk8414


Men age like fine wine. Women not so much. Just think of the fun you could have by doing what I suggest. Fat man, Skinny man - it will not matter, you will be happy with any man. Baking cookies for the fat man, cooking fat free dinners for the skinny dude. Happy, Happy, you're going to be happy.
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YOU old guys can't handle a younger woman. They'll kill you in the bed the first time out. You'll die of a heart attack. Face it you're old and it sucks. I know, it hurts, right? Face it honey, growing old is something you cannot fight. All the plastic surgery, all the drugs, all the creams and rubs,and lotions for your dicks, it doesn't help. You're gonna die. You have to. It's the law. Death and taxes suck. its the wet blanket on the party of life.
No real woman in her right mind wants to look like Joan Rivers with all the fake plastic surgery. Fake tits? nope, hell, leave 'em alone. HRT? that shit will kill you! Dum fucking guys! HRT is dangerous! do some research or better yet, you take the shit and tell us how it makes YOU Feel guys!

Go ahead, be stupid and die anyway.
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oh yea? then why do younger guys go for older women?
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Not for her mind....
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Here's hint for all those older guys who just don't give a shit!
Lose that fat gut, get your sorry lazy ass in shape. Dress decently, slobs will Not be tolerated.
Brush your goddamn teeth,better yet, go see a dentist and have 'em fixed!

Don't be lazy, stay busy doing something all the time. I don't care if you have an old car you're fixing up or a boat or you golf all day. Just stay busy.

Stay clan, clean,clean and when your junk doesn't stand up like it should anymore, don't cry about it and go see the doctor. No, leave it alone. You're older, learn to live with the fact that yes, you, old man are getting older! that wrinkled face in the mirror doesn't lie. And if it doesn't work, learn to go down and use your fingers and tongue. Remember, happy wife, happy life.

Eat right, exercise and yes, die anyway.Why? Because you're supposed to. Nobody is supposed to live forever! Be glad you made it out at all.

'nuff said.
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rockon

Well said!
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YOU old guys can't handle a younger woman. They'll kill you in the bed the first time out. You'll die of a heart attack. Face it you're old and it sucks. I know, it hurts, right? Face it honey, growing old is something you cannot fight. All the plastic surgery, all the drugs, all the creams and rubs,and lotions for your dicks, it doesn't help. You're gonna die. You have to. It's the law. Death and taxes suck. its the wet blanket on the party of life.
No real woman in her right mind wants to look like Joan Rivers with all the fake plastic surgery. Fake tits? nope, hell, leave 'em alone. HRT? that shit will kill you! Dum fucking guys! HRT is dangerous! do some research or better yet, you take the shit and tell us how it makes YOU Feel guys!

Go ahead, be stupid and die anyway.
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And you don't hate guys... die of a heart attack because of a younger women. Let's see, would have to say the guy would have to be in pretty good shape to get a young gal? Oh that's right them youngin's like old fat out of shape men...

Give it time, tick tock - tick tock. Plastic surgery is in your future. OH to be young and pretty once again!
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Threads like this depress the shit out of me.

Whatever happened to marrying young and loving the same person forever?

My wife and I are middle-aged and no doubt look it from the outside. But because we've been together all these years when I look at her I still see the giggling 19-year-old who stole my heart all those years ago. It's in the eyes, you see. Why would I trade that for some sad person pumped up on chemicals with bolt-on tits and a fake dyejob?

I love my good old wifey. Sometimes I feel like the last man who does. No matter. We have a universe of two.

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you are awesome!
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I concur! There are good men out there hf
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im a very cute guy that likes milfs, im 40 years old so i guess il like milfs till im 55 then il teach all the younger girls a powerful lick
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You mean young boys,dont ya , faggot?
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Here's hint for all those older guys who just don't give a shit!
Lose that fat gut, get your sorry lazy ass in shape. Dress decently, slobs will Not be tolerated.
Brush your goddamn teeth,better yet, go see a dentist and have 'em fixed!

Don't be lazy, stay busy doing something all the time. I don't care if you have an old car you're fixing up or a boat or you golf all day. Just stay busy.

Stay clan, clean,clean and when your junk doesn't stand up like it should anymore, don't cry about it and go see the doctor. No, leave it alone. You're older, learn to live with the fact that yes, you, old man are getting older! that wrinkled face in the mirror doesn't lie. And if it doesn't work, learn to go down and use your fingers and tongue. Remember, happy wife, happy life.

Eat right, exercise and yes, die anyway.Why? Because you're supposed to. Nobody is supposed to live forever! Be glad you made it out at all.

'nuff said.
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rockon

Well said!
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Ladies, Ladies, this about you - not men. It's about you looking your best. Getting a man. Do you want to live alone - I'm giving you the secret. You should be hitting the print button right now, calling your banker and making a loan for this. You should be calling the gym. You should be replaning your life around working out 2 or 3 hours a day to get a man. And once you get that man, working the rest of the day, after your work out, making him happy. Making him believe that he is the smartest, the best man you could ever have - because he is.
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Old men won't get young women unless they have money and can provide for them. Young women do NOT like older men's bodies.
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oh yea? then why do younger guys go for older women?
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Not for her mind....
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They are easy. Plus they did what I suggested.
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Old men won't get young women unless they have money and can provide for them. Young women do NOT like older men's bodies.
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Yes that may be true, but what is true of all women is the size of his wallet not the size of his...... waist...LOL
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omeyeroll
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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:omeyeroll:
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One more lonely girl....
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you are awesome!
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Well, thank you!
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I'm 40, will never take HRT (it killed my mom basically), I am slender but voluptuously, turn heads and make no apologies for my age, I don't lie about my age either. I have no shortage of suitors, and whether they are in for sex or not doesn't matter, it feels good. Sorry but people of either gender who didn't take care of themselves may not have much of a selection out there. Men like you are disgusting and I vet your type out quickly, I am not interested in men who are so superficial. I wait for a guy with a good heart and then I gift him with the same plus the benefits of good looks, of course I need to be attracted to him as well, but I would never go so far to tell them to get penile or testicle implants, take testosterone for low T, get a facelift (seen Micky Rourke lately? YUCK), and tell them if they do all these things plus work out like a dog they can possibly land a plump woman, as long as they go down on her constantly and give her anything she wants sexually. You are a very sad soul, and my guess is you are well past your prime and hating on women because none show you any attention. Try changing your black soul, or maybe an exorcism, see how that works out for ya.
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Oh, and I might add, I had no shortage of 22 yr old men wanting to get with me in my mid-30s and now I am 40 and they are even more interested in me, I have guys from 21 to 55 interested. The young guys are adorable in that they really appreciate an older woman and it shows through and through. The young men I became "friends" with still like me today even though they now have girlfriends. They admire and respect me. I feel better as I get older, I have more confidence, my sex drive is higher, and I have more passion. Trsut me, OP doesn't know SQUAT and is just a sore loser who had bad luck with women (no surprise) so he blatantly displays his misogyny by telling women they all need to take pills and get sliced open, tightened up, and implanted to be halfway attractive. His message is beyond sick and hateful to the point of being comical.

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