Here's hint for all those older guys who just don't give a shit!
Lose that fat gut, get your sorry lazy ass in shape. Dress decently, slobs will Not be tolerated.
Brush your goddamn teeth,better yet, go see a dentist and have 'em fixed!

Don't be lazy, stay busy doing something all the time. I don't care if you have an old car you're fixing up or a boat or you golf all day. Just stay busy.

Stay clan, clean,clean and when your junk doesn't stand up like it should anymore, don't cry about it and go see the doctor. No, leave it alone. You're older, learn to live with the fact that yes, you, old man are getting older! that wrinkled face in the mirror doesn't lie. And if it doesn't work, learn to go down and use your fingers and tongue. Remember, happy wife, happy life.

Eat right, exercise and yes, die anyway.Why? Because you're supposed to. Nobody is supposed to live forever! Be glad you made it out at all.

'nuff said.