Why old men go after younger women

Menopause! Stupid women who refuse to get on HRT, refuse to get breast implants(its better when they point up instead of down), a Facelift (that's what credit cards are for) And work out harder then you've ever have worked out before. If you do this, maybe you'll get a plump man to take you out, marry you and guess what - you and the plump man will live happily ever after. That is, if you are willing to give him sex three times a week or when ever he wants it. Don't worry about about his fat belly, you will get use to it. If he lays on his back it will all flatten out. But, you'd have to ride him pretty hard. Now, if you want to skip all these suggestions and do just two things jump to the end and I will tell you the two thing that will work.

So ladies, sorry if the truth hurts. But the rules are easy.

1. High doses of HRT (growth hormone if you can afford it)
2. Big Breast implants (nothing bigger then a big C cup D is to big)
3. Facelift - Who wants to date their mom?
4. Work out. Now you will have to work out with heavy weights in order to rebuild those muscles you've lost. Oh, after the workout - drink a glass of normal milk no 2% with a big shot of protein powder.
5. Lose that ton of weight you've put on - nothing more than 130 pounds. (Just stop eating - should take you a couple of weeks to lose 15 pounds)

Or if you pick door number two, and decide I'm full of shit - well have a happy life along. Kind of sad and it doesn't have to be that way; for $12,000 bucks and a bit of hard work you could have it all..... Just think, 20+ year old wanting you - to "F" you harder then you could even imagine - why because you've made them so HOT that they NEED YOU, WANT YOU and YOU are the only one that will satisfy them. You might have to do it in the back seat of a Flower Power VW but, hey you just got you brains "F" out.

Door number three is:

Are you ready ladies...(the easy way to love)
1. GET on high dose of HRT.
2. Learn how to deep throat and do NOT stop until he's satisfied - if you know what I mean. Spitting not allowed. And make sure he is watching. And act like you LOVE IT.

Do you want to marry a multimillionaire?

Add rule number two ( the easy way to love) to the 5 rules above and bing badda bing - a house with a view!