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Baptist Boys Seduced by Lewd Attire and Shocking Behavior of Local Catholic Girls

 
GEORGE W. BUSH
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06/18/2013 11:08 PM
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Baptist Boys Seduced by Lewd Attire and Shocking Behavior of Local Catholic Girls

[link to www.landoverbaptist.org]

Freehold, Iowa - "One of those Catholic girls bit my son in the ear!" shouted David Wright, during a meeting of Landover Deacons earlier this month. His son had a close encounter with one of Freehold, Iowa's notorious Catholic girls. Sassy young Mary worshipping ladies have been a longstanding problem in the Freehold community.

Their vices, and their complete disregard for authority of any kind, has reached an almost intolerable level. They cut class so they can walk the streets during the day, and they fill up on liquor so they can "get loose" and lure Baptist boys into the alleys at night. Their intent is alarming to those of us who are not familair with their flippancy toward anything Godly.

Clearly they serve their own sinful nature, and parade about in scantliy clad attire, with only the Devil's purpose in mind. That purpose is to lure the naturally attracive Baptist young person, into a world of reckless abandon. To draw the Godly towards the Satanic fire that burns in the furnace of every Catholic Church in the world. Underneath their burdensome skirts lies a lustful wound that is trained to ensnare within it's drenched cavity the very soul of our innocent youth.

The Church of Mary, Queen of Heaven - unfortunately located in downtown Freehold Iowa, houses a corn-a-copia of seductive young nun. These contemptible daughters of Satan make it their life's work to train innocent young women in the ways of Babylonian erotica.
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Holy fucking shit, was this written in the 1600's?
Anonymous Coward
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Copperhead

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07/16/2013 02:22 PM
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5 stars for the laugh, that was some damn good writing there. I have not laughed so hard since they stopped publishing the "Weekly World News".
Anonymous Coward
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07/16/2013 02:24 PM
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Self Circumcision Ministry: By using a small mirror (unless you are colored), you can verify that your personal member is a replica of the very penis Jesus took to Heaven with Him...
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08/20/2013 12:39 AM
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Hahaha, good comedy... ain't it the truth though ?
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08/20/2013 12:40 AM
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Holy fucking shit, was this written in the 1600's?
 Quoting: Baconhead


no, Landover Baptist Church didn't exist back then!
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2013 12:45 AM
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It twernt their fault, they were hornswoggled with love.
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2013 12:46 AM
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Website states (unsaved are not welcome, as jesus commanded)
Children of the Atom

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08/20/2013 12:47 AM
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Holy fucking shit, was this written in the 1600's?
 Quoting: Baconhead


lulz

Dem catholic girls, phew they bez some segzy women!
Anonymous Coward
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It's a comedy website, ya'll. It's parody.
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Holy fucking shit, was this written in the 1600's?
 Quoting: Baconhead


no, Landover Baptist Church didn't exist back then!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45442103


Catholics did and no other false teachings were allowed.
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OPtard posted from a parody website. There is no Freehold Ia. It's all make believe. One star for op.
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2013 12:57 AM
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Website is fake. It's to make fun of religion:

from [link to www.rankopedia.com]

Landover Baptist Church Forum
Okay, this is basically a website created by a group of atheists in 2004, near the beginning of the so-called "Religion vs. Non-Religion Internet Wars", created to satirize Christianity (especially Southern Baptism). They created the fictional Landover Baptist Church, created other websites around it, gave it a Facebook group and such. They actually make the church look as real as possible. And when anyone brings up them being fake, they deny it and give you a total shitstorm.

If you create an account on the forums, you are labelled as "unsaved trash" until one of their admins decides to label you otherwise. If you post anything that contradicts they're (fake) views, you will gain negative points. If you keep gaining negative points, they will ban you eventually.

But what really makes this website extraordinary, is that they have many members that have literally thousands and thousands of posts. In other words, they have stayed in their trolling persona's for years!

As I said earlier, they have built so much around their "church" that it's very hard to see through the fake. So naturally, this websites draws an awful lot of trolls. They typically don't last a week on the site before being banned completely. But what's funny is that this website also draws genuine Christians to the site. Probably all of them left after seeing the kind of extremism that goes on there.

There are even cases of people trying to join in the trolling, but the forum banned and labelled them as "an enemy of God" because they would sometimes misquote Bible passages accidentally, or because they were too obvious trolls.

I would love to see if anyone can find more determined trolls. I doubt that they exist.

In my opinion, this is brilliant.


Here are some of my favourite threads:

WARNING! Masturbation Causes EarthQuakes and Volcanic Eruptions

[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]

PROOF Retards are Demons!

[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]

Proof that the Negro was Designed to be a Servant Race

[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]

3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]

Informative World Map

[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]

Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]

Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2013 01:00 AM
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Holy fuck, Baptists are fucking stupid
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08/20/2013 01:07 AM

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Holy fucking shit, was this written in the 1600's?
 Quoting: Baconhead


OBAMA and the PTB wrote this little snippet, for this isn't possible in my lifetime, and they can stand in the corner and start chanting O wasa goo siam because the pure idocacy is intolerable. This is the level of contempt that TPTB have for humanity.

Last Edited by Sungaze_At_Dawn on 08/20/2013 01:07 AM

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