Baptist Boys Seduced by Lewd Attire and Shocking Behavior of Local Catholic Girls

Holy fucking shit, was this written in the 1600's?

5 stars for the laugh, that was some damn good writing there. I have not laughed so hard since they stopped publishing the "Weekly World News".

Self Circumcision Ministry: By using a small mirror (unless you are colored), you can verify that your personal member is a replica of the very penis Jesus took to Heaven with Him...

Hahaha, good comedy... ain't it the truth though ?

no, Landover Baptist Church didn't exist back then!

It twernt their fault, they were hornswoggled with love.

Website states (unsaved are not welcome, as jesus commanded)

Dem catholic girls, phew they bez some segzy women!

It's a comedy website, ya'll. It's parody.

Catholics did and no other false teachings were allowed.

OPtard posted from a parody website. There is no Freehold Ia. It's all make believe. One star for op.

Website is fake. It's to make fun of religion:

from [link to www.rankopedia.com]

Landover Baptist Church Forum
Okay, this is basically a website created by a group of atheists in 2004, near the beginning of the so-called "Religion vs. Non-Religion Internet Wars", created to satirize Christianity (especially Southern Baptism). They created the fictional Landover Baptist Church, created other websites around it, gave it a Facebook group and such. They actually make the church look as real as possible. And when anyone brings up them being fake, they deny it and give you a total shitstorm.

If you create an account on the forums, you are labelled as "unsaved trash" until one of their admins decides to label you otherwise. If you post anything that contradicts they're (fake) views, you will gain negative points. If you keep gaining negative points, they will ban you eventually.

But what really makes this website extraordinary, is that they have many members that have literally thousands and thousands of posts. In other words, they have stayed in their trolling persona's for years!

As I said earlier, they have built so much around their "church" that it's very hard to see through the fake. So naturally, this websites draws an awful lot of trolls. They typically don't last a week on the site before being banned completely. But what's funny is that this website also draws genuine Christians to the site. Probably all of them left after seeing the kind of extremism that goes on there.

There are even cases of people trying to join in the trolling, but the forum banned and labelled them as "an enemy of God" because they would sometimes misquote Bible passages accidentally, or because they were too obvious trolls.

I would love to see if anyone can find more determined trolls. I doubt that they exist.

In my opinion, this is brilliant.


Here are some of my favourite threads:

WARNING! Masturbation Causes EarthQuakes and Volcanic Eruptions

[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]

PROOF Retards are Demons!

[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]

Proof that the Negro was Designed to be a Servant Race

[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]

3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]

Informative World Map

[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]

Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]

Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]

Holy fuck, Baptists are fucking stupid

OBAMA and the PTB wrote this little snippet, for this isn't possible in my lifetime, and they can stand in the corner and start chanting O wasa goo siam because the pure idocacy is intolerable. This is the level of contempt that TPTB have for humanity.

Last Edited by Sungaze_At_Dawn on 08/20/2013 01:07 AM