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What do you do if you get an erection at a nudist colony?

 
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Any Hedo alumni?
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I don't understand why this is frowned upon.

And the stupid nudists get all upset about it!
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From what I've heard the people at nudist colonies are so fat and ugly that this is not very likely to happen.
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1 part cringe and 1 part LOL = good ol GLP
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Most guys grab a towel and drape it across their laps. The erection quickly passes if you glance at some saggy old lady who's in her 70's and had far too much sun over the years.

Seriously, it is seldom a problem. You find that unless directly stimulated, nudity becomes far less sexual once you're there and naked than you supposed it would be.
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just tell them not to worry; it's just an artificial limb.
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Most guys grab a towel and drape it across their laps. The erection quickly passes if you glance at some saggy old lady who's in her 70's and had far too much sun over the years.

Seriously, it is seldom a problem. You find that unless directly stimulated, nudity becomes far less sexual once you're there and naked than you supposed it would be.
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Unless one is a total infantile degenerate or an immature person in general.
Usually these places charge enough that losers cant afford to get in and management aggressively polices for lookielosers.
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we used to go to one in cannada back in the 70s and you see so much pussy it doesn't even phase you .
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I just imagine women would complain a lot more then men, even though they are walking around buck naked.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


depends on how hot the guy is , some females will like it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36553700


Doubtful.
In family naturist settings the mood is exactly as it is in polite company, any sexuality is frowned upon in public.

In swingerish places or adults only places even there essentially nobody really wants to see it, and even when a pair is going at it in public just a few feet away or less others pretty much avoid paying any attention.

99%plus of women do not wish to see another mans junk activated without their own control over it.

You can imagine anything you wish since you dont have the nerve or skill set to navigate such waters, but the way it is is the way I say it is.
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Pfftt... "the way it is is the way i say it is." Everyone thinks this way because i say so. Control freak much...........that you Feinstein?
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Here's a thought for all you neglected pervo's:
Everyones naked under their clothes.
Are you getting hot yet?
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I just imagine women would complain a lot more then men, even though they are walking around buck naked.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


depends on how hot the guy is , some females will like it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36553700


Doubtful.
In family naturist settings the mood is exactly as it is in polite company, any sexuality is frowned upon in public.

In swingerish places or adults only places even there essentially nobody really wants to see it, and even when a pair is going at it in public just a few feet away or less others pretty much avoid paying any attention.

99%plus of women do not wish to see another mans junk activated without their own control over it.

You can imagine anything you wish since you dont have the nerve or skill set to navigate such waters, but the way it is is the way I say it is.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 684982


Pfftt... "the way it is is the way i say it is." Everyone thinks this way because i say so. Control freak much...........that you Feinstein?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1522703


So, I guess you've been and have other experiences, so please, provide us with your erudition of the topic 'at hand'.

ya loser wannabe
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I don't understand why this is frowned upon.

And the stupid nudists get all upset about it!
 Quoting: Astral Goat


the only proper thing to do is go piss it off,lol.
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I don't understand why this is frowned upon.

And the stupid nudists get all upset about it!
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Actually, it's only weird for the first day or so, then it becomes "normal" to be naked. You notice it superficially, but it becomes commonplace once everyone is doing it, and much less sexualized. They are probably used to newbies popping boners. You get past it eventually.

People look better naked, more relaxed, less concerned about putting forth any kind of image. It's actually a life changing experience. For the better.
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start furiously fapping

jerkit

(much more furious than that)
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07/18/2013 11:25 AM
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Need some less prudish nudists, seriously they exist. Sex in the woods, on the trails, at the dinner table. Great fun :-)
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The proof of the pudding regarding the general asexuality of naturism is that at the adults only places where sexuality is in the air by design, when people go looking for action they put some clothing ON to send out a signal that theyre looking for action.
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I don't understand why this is frowned upon.

And the stupid nudists get all upset about it!
 Quoting: Astral Goat


LOL how can you begin to control that?
"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot
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do like i do in the mall and find any reason to bend over
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Bedazzle your nuts and carry a boombox...

That way, if you get a boner, you'll reveal your disco balls....then start the music and get jiggy with it.
 Quoting: Dace


that's genius!
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Hang a towel on it,i guess.1dunno1
 Quoting: GunnyJoe


or your picknik basket
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depends on how hot the guy is , some females will like it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36553700


Doubtful.
In family naturist settings the mood is exactly as it is in polite company, any sexuality is frowned upon in public.

In swingerish places or adults only places even there essentially nobody really wants to see it, and even when a pair is going at it in public just a few feet away or less others pretty much avoid paying any attention.

99%plus of women do not wish to see another mans junk activated without their own control over it.

You can imagine anything you wish since you dont have the nerve or skill set to navigate such waters, but the way it is is the way I say it is.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 684982


Pfftt... "the way it is is the way i say it is." Everyone thinks this way because i say so. Control freak much...........that you Feinstein?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1522703


So, I guess you've been and have other experiences, so please, provide us with your erudition of the topic 'at hand'.

ya loser wannabe
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 684982


Pfftt... don't get mad at me because your belly button is in between your tits there Feinstein. It takes more than a wet dog to get me aroused at the haggard places i've attended. But I suppose your haggard reactions are because you know the erection was not intended for you, and you're queen of haggard camp so you can speak on behalf of the whole, eh?loser
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07/18/2013 11:48 AM
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1. Put 6 or 7 donuts on your dick.

2. Find the girl that can eat the last one.
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Doubtful.
In family naturist settings the mood is exactly as it is in polite company, any sexuality is frowned upon in public.

In swingerish places or adults only places even there essentially nobody really wants to see it, and even when a pair is going at it in public just a few feet away or less others pretty much avoid paying any attention.

99%plus of women do not wish to see another mans junk activated without their own control over it.

You can imagine anything you wish since you dont have the nerve or skill set to navigate such waters, but the way it is is the way I say it is.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 684982


Pfftt... "the way it is is the way i say it is." Everyone thinks this way because i say so. Control freak much...........that you Feinstein?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1522703


So, I guess you've been and have other experiences, so please, provide us with your erudition of the topic 'at hand'.

ya loser wannabe
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 684982


Pfftt... don't get mad at me because your belly button is in between your tits there Feinstein. It takes more than a wet dog to get me aroused at the haggard places i've attended. But I suppose your haggard reactions are because you know the erection was not intended for you, and you're queen of haggard camp so you can speak on behalf of the whole, eh?loser
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1522703


AAHahahahaha
regarding the concerns of this thread you definately have nothing to worry about, little man, you just break the surface on a good day, am I right?
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Re: What do you do if you get an erection at a nudist colony?
I frequented Orvis Hot Springs in Colorado a few years back. It is clothing optional, but most people go nude.

Super relaxing place to be; unfortunately I found that about 50 percent of the people attending were there to gawk or talk, or both. Always men, women almost never come to talk to you. The guys though, scoot closer, and closer, and ever closer. And the whole time they are staring at you waiting for you to make eye contact so they can strike up a conversation.

I started using the private pool.
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I frequented Orvis Hot Springs in Colorado a few years back. It is clothing optional, but most people go nude.

Super relaxing place to be; unfortunately I found that about 50 percent of the people attending were there to gawk or talk, or both. Always men, women almost never come to talk to you. The guys though, scoot closer, and closer, and ever closer. And the whole time they are staring at you waiting for you to make eye contact so they can strike up a conversation.

I started using the private pool.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3656793


Same thing at the Cottonwood in Buena Vista Colorado.

Most all single men showing up are lookielosers and annoying.
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Pfftt... "the way it is is the way i say it is." Everyone thinks this way because i say so. Control freak much...........that you Feinstein?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1522703


So, I guess you've been and have other experiences, so please, provide us with your erudition of the topic 'at hand'.

ya loser wannabe
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 684982


Pfftt... don't get mad at me because your belly button is in between your tits there Feinstein. It takes more than a wet dog to get me aroused at the haggard places i've attended. But I suppose your haggard reactions are because you know the erection was not intended for you, and you're queen of haggard camp so you can speak on behalf of the whole, eh?loser
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1522703


AAHahahahaha
regarding the concerns of this thread you definately have nothing to worry about, little man, you just break the surface on a good day, am I right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 684982


Don't compare me w/ your last farm animal for a toyfriend. Only a shilldoe would break that surface, ewww. Don't try to hit on me now.
yak>-}o
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I either try pole vaulting or turn swiftly to one side trying not to poke anyones eye out*#*
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So, I guess you've been and have other experiences, so please, provide us with your erudition of the topic 'at hand'.

ya loser wannabe
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 684982


Pfftt... don't get mad at me because your belly button is in between your tits there Feinstein. It takes more than a wet dog to get me aroused at the haggard places i've attended. But I suppose your haggard reactions are because you know the erection was not intended for you, and you're queen of haggard camp so you can speak on behalf of the whole, eh?loser
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1522703


AAHahahahaha
regarding the concerns of this thread you definately have nothing to worry about, little man, you just break the surface on a good day, am I right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 684982


Don't compare me w/ your last farm animal for a toyfriend. Only a shilldoe would break that surface, ewww. Don't try to hit on me now.
yak>-}o
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1522703


Oh Vinnie, are you gonna try to impress me with your gold plated chains and lies about being employed and living in the flat above your ma, too?
You have a chip on your shoulder as compensation for some, *ahem* perceived as well as very real deficiency.
Now grow up and get lost, dink.
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"If this gonna be that kind of party..."
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what do women do if they are on their period? just walk around driping trails of blood everywhere?
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Re: What do you do if you get an erection at a nudist colony?
I don't understand why this is frowned upon.

And the stupid nudists get all upset about it!
 Quoting: Astral Goat


If you want to avoid that, don't go to the colony in the first place, don't know if there's much you could do about being turned on unless you can run into the ocean and hide really fast lol





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