What do you do if you get an erection at a nudist colony? | |
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MarkinAZ User ID: 3063399 United States 07/18/2013 11:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Most guys grab a towel and drape it across their laps. The erection quickly passes if you glance at some saggy old lady who's in her 70's and had far too much sun over the years. Seriously, it is seldom a problem. You find that unless directly stimulated, nudity becomes far less sexual once you're there and naked than you supposed it would be. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 684982 Czechia 07/18/2013 11:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Most guys grab a towel and drape it across their laps. The erection quickly passes if you glance at some saggy old lady who's in her 70's and had far too much sun over the years. Quoting: MarkinAZ Seriously, it is seldom a problem. You find that unless directly stimulated, nudity becomes far less sexual once you're there and naked than you supposed it would be. Unless one is a total infantile degenerate or an immature person in general. Usually these places charge enough that losers cant afford to get in and management aggressively polices for lookielosers. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1522703 United States 07/18/2013 11:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just imagine women would complain a lot more then men, even though they are walking around buck naked. Quoting: Astral Goat depends on how hot the guy is , some females will like it. Doubtful. In family naturist settings the mood is exactly as it is in polite company, any sexuality is frowned upon in public. In swingerish places or adults only places even there essentially nobody really wants to see it, and even when a pair is going at it in public just a few feet away or less others pretty much avoid paying any attention. 99%plus of women do not wish to see another mans junk activated without their own control over it. You can imagine anything you wish since you dont have the nerve or skill set to navigate such waters, but the way it is is the way I say it is. Pfftt... "the way it is is the way i say it is." Everyone thinks this way because i say so. Control freak much...........that you Feinstein? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 684982 Czechia 07/18/2013 11:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just imagine women would complain a lot more then men, even though they are walking around buck naked. Quoting: Astral Goat depends on how hot the guy is , some females will like it. Doubtful. In family naturist settings the mood is exactly as it is in polite company, any sexuality is frowned upon in public. In swingerish places or adults only places even there essentially nobody really wants to see it, and even when a pair is going at it in public just a few feet away or less others pretty much avoid paying any attention. 99%plus of women do not wish to see another mans junk activated without their own control over it. You can imagine anything you wish since you dont have the nerve or skill set to navigate such waters, but the way it is is the way I say it is. Pfftt... "the way it is is the way i say it is." Everyone thinks this way because i say so. Control freak much...........that you Feinstein? So, I guess you've been and have other experiences, so please, provide us with your erudition of the topic 'at hand'. ya loser wannabe |
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Papakrok User ID: 22529676 United States 07/18/2013 11:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't understand why this is frowned upon. Quoting: Astral Goat And the stupid nudists get all upset about it! Actually, it's only weird for the first day or so, then it becomes "normal" to be naked. You notice it superficially, but it becomes commonplace once everyone is doing it, and much less sexualized. They are probably used to newbies popping boners. You get past it eventually. People look better naked, more relaxed, less concerned about putting forth any kind of image. It's actually a life changing experience. For the better. "Maybe evolution toward a singularity of consciousness will of necessity involve the growing of thicker skin…" Rich Oliver |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 684982 Czechia 07/18/2013 11:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The proof of the pudding regarding the general asexuality of naturism is that at the adults only places where sexuality is in the air by design, when people go looking for action they put some clothing ON to send out a signal that theyre looking for action. |
eekers Dreamer of Dreams User ID: 42027815 Netherlands 07/18/2013 11:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't understand why this is frowned upon. Quoting: Astral Goat And the stupid nudists get all upset about it! LOL how can you begin to control that? "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot |
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eekers Dreamer of Dreams User ID: 42027815 Netherlands 07/18/2013 11:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bedazzle your nuts and carry a boombox... Quoting: Dace That way, if you get a boner, you'll reveal your disco balls....then start the music and get jiggy with it. that's genius! :ladyerv: "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1522703 United States 07/18/2013 11:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Doubtful. In family naturist settings the mood is exactly as it is in polite company, any sexuality is frowned upon in public. In swingerish places or adults only places even there essentially nobody really wants to see it, and even when a pair is going at it in public just a few feet away or less others pretty much avoid paying any attention. 99%plus of women do not wish to see another mans junk activated without their own control over it. You can imagine anything you wish since you dont have the nerve or skill set to navigate such waters, but the way it is is the way I say it is. Pfftt... "the way it is is the way i say it is." Everyone thinks this way because i say so. Control freak much...........that you Feinstein? So, I guess you've been and have other experiences, so please, provide us with your erudition of the topic 'at hand'. ya loser wannabe Pfftt... don't get mad at me because your belly button is in between your tits there Feinstein. It takes more than a wet dog to get me aroused at the haggard places i've attended. But I suppose your haggard reactions are because you know the erection was not intended for you, and you're queen of haggard camp so you can speak on behalf of the whole, eh? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 684982 Czechia 07/18/2013 11:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 684982 Doubtful. In family naturist settings the mood is exactly as it is in polite company, any sexuality is frowned upon in public. In swingerish places or adults only places even there essentially nobody really wants to see it, and even when a pair is going at it in public just a few feet away or less others pretty much avoid paying any attention. 99%plus of women do not wish to see another mans junk activated without their own control over it. You can imagine anything you wish since you dont have the nerve or skill set to navigate such waters, but the way it is is the way I say it is. Pfftt... "the way it is is the way i say it is." Everyone thinks this way because i say so. Control freak much...........that you Feinstein? So, I guess you've been and have other experiences, so please, provide us with your erudition of the topic 'at hand'. ya loser wannabe Pfftt... don't get mad at me because your belly button is in between your tits there Feinstein. It takes more than a wet dog to get me aroused at the haggard places i've attended. But I suppose your haggard reactions are because you know the erection was not intended for you, and you're queen of haggard camp so you can speak on behalf of the whole, eh? AAHahahahaha regarding the concerns of this thread you definately have nothing to worry about, little man, you just break the surface on a good day, am I right? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 3656793 United States 07/18/2013 11:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I frequented Orvis Hot Springs in Colorado a few years back. It is clothing optional, but most people go nude. Super relaxing place to be; unfortunately I found that about 50 percent of the people attending were there to gawk or talk, or both. Always men, women almost never come to talk to you. The guys though, scoot closer, and closer, and ever closer. And the whole time they are staring at you waiting for you to make eye contact so they can strike up a conversation. I started using the private pool. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 684982 Czechia 07/18/2013 11:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I frequented Orvis Hot Springs in Colorado a few years back. It is clothing optional, but most people go nude. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3656793 Super relaxing place to be; unfortunately I found that about 50 percent of the people attending were there to gawk or talk, or both. Always men, women almost never come to talk to you. The guys though, scoot closer, and closer, and ever closer. And the whole time they are staring at you waiting for you to make eye contact so they can strike up a conversation. I started using the private pool. Same thing at the Cottonwood in Buena Vista Colorado. Most all single men showing up are lookielosers and annoying. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1522703 United States 07/18/2013 12:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1522703 Pfftt... "the way it is is the way i say it is." Everyone thinks this way because i say so. Control freak much...........that you Feinstein? So, I guess you've been and have other experiences, so please, provide us with your erudition of the topic 'at hand'. ya loser wannabe Pfftt... don't get mad at me because your belly button is in between your tits there Feinstein. It takes more than a wet dog to get me aroused at the haggard places i've attended. But I suppose your haggard reactions are because you know the erection was not intended for you, and you're queen of haggard camp so you can speak on behalf of the whole, eh? AAHahahahaha regarding the concerns of this thread you definately have nothing to worry about, little man, you just break the surface on a good day, am I right? Don't compare me w/ your last farm animal for a toyfriend. Only a shilldoe would break that surface, ewww. Don't try to hit on me now. >-}o |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 684982 Czechia 07/18/2013 12:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 684982 So, I guess you've been and have other experiences, so please, provide us with your erudition of the topic 'at hand'. ya loser wannabe Pfftt... don't get mad at me because your belly button is in between your tits there Feinstein. It takes more than a wet dog to get me aroused at the haggard places i've attended. But I suppose your haggard reactions are because you know the erection was not intended for you, and you're queen of haggard camp so you can speak on behalf of the whole, eh? AAHahahahaha regarding the concerns of this thread you definately have nothing to worry about, little man, you just break the surface on a good day, am I right? Don't compare me w/ your last farm animal for a toyfriend. Only a shilldoe would break that surface, ewww. Don't try to hit on me now. >-}o Oh Vinnie, are you gonna try to impress me with your gold plated chains and lies about being employed and living in the flat above your ma, too? You have a chip on your shoulder as compensation for some, *ahem* perceived as well as very real deficiency. Now grow up and get lost, dink. |
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Jekyl User ID: 43544237 Canada 07/18/2013 12:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't understand why this is frowned upon. Quoting: Astral Goat And the stupid nudists get all upset about it! If you want to avoid that, don't go to the colony in the first place, don't know if there's much you could do about being turned on unless you can run into the ocean and hide really fast lol |