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How Would JESUS Respond to Seeing ALIENS and ETs?

 
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How Would JESUS Respond to Seeing ALIENS and ETs?
Imagine JESUS were alive in this day and age...


He walks outside and looks up
and sees an ARMY of UFOS in the sky.....
HOW would HE respond?



Would he RUN?

Would he YELL at them and call them "DEMONS"....?

Would he ATTACK them?



I think NOT.
I think He would walk up and extend his hand for them to shake.


THIS is how WE should respond as well.

LOVE thy Neighbor

even it is a galactic one.
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He would make squeeze gestures with his hands and say "mamma".
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He would make squeeze gestures with his hands and say "mamma".
 Quoting: Janine69


His mamma was human
it was his FATHER that was from another planet.:)
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Re: How Would JESUS Respond to Seeing ALIENS and ETs?
Imagine JESUS were alive in this day and age...


He walks outside and looks up
and sees an ARMY of UFOS in the sky.....
HOW would HE respond?



Would he RUN?

Would he YELL at them and call them "DEMONS"....?

Would he ATTACK them?



I think NOT.
I think He would walk up and extend his hand for them to shake.


THIS is how WE should respond as well.

LOVE thy Neighbor

even it is a galactic one.
 Quoting: HYBRID 40778651


:demons:
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I mean not Demons goodevil
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Re: How Would JESUS Respond to Seeing ALIENS and ETs?
aliens/demons/ETs/angels


ALL the SAME thing

beings from another planet


beings that are REMARKABLY similar to US.



it is SIMPLE
their planet is BIGGER
their ORBIT is BIGGER
their technology is BIGGER
their lifespans are BIGGER


bigger time/space/orbit


they simply came here and established life on a smaller scale than their own.


Planets orbit stars in other places too....


some have MUCH larger orbits
AND science has recently did articles on the behavior of EXOPLANETS and found they conduct electricity and retain heat.
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......I...I don't even...

putin
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Re: How Would JESUS Respond to Seeing ALIENS and ETs?
He'd stand there and say to himself - this is fucked up ... they exist and I don't chuckle
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my new motto


LOVE thy Neighbor

even it is a galactic one.
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He'd stand there and say to himself - this is fucked up ... they exist and I don't chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40396707


although I disagree....
that was still pretty durned funny.
LOL
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Re: How Would JESUS Respond to Seeing ALIENS and ETs?
aliens/demons/ETs/angels


ALL the SAME thing


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40778651


By definition, angels and demons technically are aliens because they are not of this world.

But saying they are all the same is equivalent of being racist.

You're placing a narrow boundaries around a broad, broad range of subjects.

Angels are not the equivalent of demons. They do not stand for the same things, and should not be treated as equals.

If any beings from another planet, or galaxy, or wherever, came here, are physical, but far more advanced than us, then they are still tied down to the material realm.
Therefore they are not angels nor demons.

They may be more advanced technologically, socially, and spiritually, but that does not mean they are or even care about the soldiers in the Lords army.

You may choose to worship the aliens as gods, but you have fun with that on your own.
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so many brainwashed terrified Christians


so many fearful people
youd rather believe in a giant invisible wizard god

go ahead

lets see who comes through when TSHTF
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If there were such a thing, it would not surprise him.
God made everything, the planets were his creations to.
So, Jesus would know that. He might tell them to go home the are not in their right estate.
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So I present a logical argument and I'm automatically a brainwashed christian? wtf

Let me get this straight, you believe in something for which there is no hard evidence, no proof, would be more advanced than us by leaps and bounds if it did exist, and then you go on to believe that a civilization thousands of years past us would give two shits about the pathetic self destructive human race?

Great leap of logic there Sherlock, keep up the good work.
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So I present a logical argument and I'm automatically a brainwashed christian? wtf

Let me get this straight, you believe in something for which there is no hard evidence, no proof, would be more advanced than us by leaps and bounds if it did exist, and then you go on to believe that a civilization thousands of years past us would give two shits about the pathetic self destructive human race?

Great leap of logic there Sherlock, keep up the good work.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9720169


you think that comment was directed at YOU?

YOU are the one taking a giant leap there buddy
I was making a general statement


but
if the shoe fits.............
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He'd stand there and say to himself - this is fucked up ... they exist and I don't chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40396707


lol'd
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He would say shoot them between the eyes.
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He wouldn't. He either was an ET or was given his powers by an ET.
Abuse the masses to reach a few.
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Re: How Would JESUS Respond to Seeing ALIENS and ETs?
Imagine JESUS were alive in this day and age...


He walks outside and looks up
and sees an ARMY of UFOS in the sky.....
HOW would HE respond?



Would he RUN?

Would he YELL at them and call them "DEMONS"....?

Would he ATTACK them?



I think NOT.
I think He would walk up and extend his hand for them to shake.


THIS is how WE should respond as well.

LOVE thy Neighbor

even it is a galactic one.
 Quoting: HYBRID 40778651





you cruds can't even wait until you've disclosed yourselves to begin spewing the propaganda eh?

that's how badly you've missed us it would seem

well guess what?

the feeling wasn't mutual
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Re: How Would JESUS Respond to Seeing ALIENS and ETs?
aliens/demons/ETs/angels


ALL the SAME thing

beings from another planet


beings that are REMARKABLY similar to US.



it is SIMPLE
their planet is BIGGER
their ORBIT is BIGGER
their technology is BIGGER
their lifespans are BIGGER


bigger time/space/orbit


they simply came here and established life on a smaller scale than their own.


Planets orbit stars in other places too....


some have MUCH larger orbits
AND science has recently did articles on the behavior of EXOPLANETS and found they conduct electricity and retain heat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40778651





don't get it twisted slick

we're not that similar

as for having spent your time in a larger space thats laudable

other than for the fact that where you've spent your time is in no way humorous

not to mention "how" you've spent it

up to no good and even less between

stop lying to the brethren

you're already doomed
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Re: How Would JESUS Respond to Seeing ALIENS and ETs?
so many brainwashed terrified Christians


so many fearful people
youd rather believe in a giant invisible wizard god

go ahead

lets see who comes through when TSHTF
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40778651




when TSHTF it will be because you've come out of hiding into the light of day

course you'll be kissing babies and running for office in between raising hell and highwater with your mountainous lies

considering this is your last hurrah you'd best get busy

clocks tickin'
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Re: How Would JESUS Respond to Seeing ALIENS and ETs?
He'd be like "You fucking pricks left me here for thousands of years with these fucking apes? I TOLD YOU I WAS TAKING A LEAK AND NOT TO LEAVE WITHOUT ME!"
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Re: How Would JESUS Respond to Seeing ALIENS and ETs?
Imagine JESUS were alive in this day and age...


He walks outside and looks up
and sees an ARMY of UFOS in the sky.....
HOW would HE respond?



Would he RUN?

Would he YELL at them and call them "DEMONS"....?

Would he ATTACK them?



I think NOT.
I think He would walk up and extend his hand for them to shake.


THIS is how WE should respond as well.

LOVE thy Neighbor

even it is a galactic one.
 Quoting: HYBRID 40778651


has anybody fucking noticed ! Jesus story is just like fucking man of steel ????????????? superman


his Father is from another planet, sent his son to fucking Earth ??????????

anybody fucking know what im saying fuck

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