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Vatican to announce miracle performed by John II... It will amaze the world !!!!

 
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Regardless of all the Catholic bashing going on here, I just want to say that I am Catholic and proud to be so, and no matter what you may believe I just want to say that I hope you have a nice day. I don't want to hate anymore.
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go to the source...GO TO GOD.

If any man boast?

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Not of works, lest any man should boast.

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not of works, that no man should glory.

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Not of works, that no man may glory.

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not on the principle of works, that no one might boast.

English Revised Version
not of works, that no man should glory.

Webster's Bible Translation
Not by works, lest any man should boast.

also..Lord..forgive them for they have copy righted your word!


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He finally managed to get an erection? It's a miracle.
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Really? In 2013? They expect people to believe this crap?
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Unfortunately some people are extremely gullible. Just look at how many people are religious.
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They use his exhumed body as an altar -

[link to conspiracynews.myfeedportal.com]
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Regardless of all the Catholic bashing going on here, I just want to say that I am Catholic and proud to be so, and no matter what you may believe I just want to say that I hope you have a nice day. I don't want to hate anymore.
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By saying what you said you are tied to all the disgusting things these men have done in the name of our lord and savior.

Come out of her!! I am not apart of any organized "MANMADE" religion, I am however a follower of Jesus Christ and pray for your soul and all the other blind sheep being led to slaughter.

Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.

Therefore shall her plagues come in one day, death, and mourning, and famine; and she shall be utterly burned with fire: for strong is the Lord God who judgeth her.

Detach from the sins of this house of Satan. I'll pray the Lord show you the truth.
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 Quoting: KimmieAnnaJones


The Vatican has secretly attributed a mystery miracle to the late John Paul II, clearing the way for him to be declared a saint.

[link to www.youtube.com]

 Quoting: Phennommennonn


Wow! They were praying to the "memory" of John II. Can you imagine if theyy had actually prayed to him?....lol

Praying to dead people, wont get prayer answered, thats a fact.
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 Quoting: KimmieAnnaJones


The Vatican has secretly attributed a mystery miracle to the late John Paul II, clearing the way for him to be declared a saint.

[link to www.youtube.com]

 Quoting: Phennommennonn


Wow! They were praying to the "memory" of John II. Can you imagine if theyy had actually prayed to him?....lol

Praying to dead people, wont get prayer answered, thats a fact.
 Quoting: saved


I've yet to see a prayer being answered.

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and another thread bites the dust.

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Pin for discussion!
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spock

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What an absolute load of crap!
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Let me guess, world miracle record of most pre-teen cocks sucked? Sounds bout right
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I know someone who was healed by meditating on Keanu Reeves.


Not kidding, they think Keanu is a Saint of Dharma, and that meditating on His Attributes cured them.

I think chemo messes up your brain, but they have lived a lot longer than expected.
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Blasphemy!!! Praying to a dead pope...REALLY? WOW!!
If Beaker was a flesh and blood man, I'd date him.
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06/19/2013 12:54 PM
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I'm amazed dead men are performing miracles now...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."

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i am so proud of you guys for not tearing each others ankles off but have truly had a change in heart towards these vaticatards.


no one made any jokes like

"the miracle of pope john 2 most likely has to do with an anal chastity belt that magically appears on altar boy's buttocks when approached by pedo priests"

thank you for learning tolerance
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I think they received the report directly from God right?
 Quoting: tmorais


"Her recovery from Parkinson’s disease after praying for the late pope’s “intercession” had no medical explanation, the Catholic Church maintains."

No, she prayed to a dead man and now no longer has Parkinson's.
 Quoting: KimmieAnnaJones

No, she asked the deceased Pope to intercede (pray to God) for her and was healed. Big difference but thats the most misconstrued thing that others say about the faith!
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Did he bring one of the Area 51 alien corpses back to life??!
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As far as I'm concerned it's against the new and old testament to pray to dead people.

The (suppressed by Christians) second commandment states:

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me

The new testament says:

Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.

As for the miracle:

I myself had a miraculous recovery from illness. I didn't pray at all, just took all of my amalgams out of my mouth!
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John Paul II was (is) a very intelligent, compassionate and long-suffering priest who probably scares the pants off old Beelzebub. If the Catholic Church is corrupt in the very last days (as in the Pope being the false prophet in cahoots with whoever the ridiculous Anti-Chrst will be (Hillary???) make NO mistake that the underlying mother church and her Sacraments (especially the REAL body and blood of Christ in the Eucharist (that's communion to you wafer and grape juice folks, only yours is only symbolic) are very much alive, well and righteous to the end. Google Mej.com to see what amazing things are happening around the world. Scoff all you want. As an attorney, I find the evidence to be credible and overwhelming. Ask with a sincere heart and if there IS a real and existing GOD, trust me, He will show you. John Paul is already a saint, we on earth are the ones still struggling against the real jerk who wants us very dead. His angelic name was Lucifer, his handle today is Satan and, in the words of Mick Jagger, "hustling you is the nature of my game". Don't be stupid with your afterlife. Personally, I'm planning something better than Tahiti and rivers of golden Riesling without the calories!!
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I turned a quart of beer into piss.

I should be sainted.
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I think they received the report directly from God right?
 Quoting: tmorais


"Her recovery from Parkinson’s disease after praying for the late pope’s “intercession” had no medical explanation, the Catholic Church maintains."

No, she prayed to a dead man and now no longer has Parkinson's.
 Quoting: KimmieAnnaJones

No, she asked the deceased Pope to intercede (pray to God) for her and was healed. Big difference but thats the most misconstrued thing that others say about the faith!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1474046


Why utilize a third party when you are allowed to talk with the chief?
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Remember the requirements to become a saint from the middle ages?

This is all so they can declare John II a saint.
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Remember the requirements to become a saint from the middle ages?

This is all so they can declare John II a saint.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23764026


To become a saint in the middle age, all you needed was money or influence.
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Glp is owned by the Vatican!
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Really? In 2013? They expect people to believe this crap?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17976461


verycool
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Remember the requirements to become a saint from the middle ages?

This is all so they can declare John II a saint.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23764026


To become a saint in the middle age, all you needed was money or influence.
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Yes, but part of that was someone witnessing a divine miracle, whether manufactured or not.
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What a joke.
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When pigs fly!


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