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British councillor claims to have fathered a hybrid child with a female cat-like alien.

 
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British councillor claims to have fathered a hybrid child with a female cat-like alien.
Politicians often make claims that seem out-of-this-world.

But now a councillor in Whitby, North Yorkshire, has made one that really is - Labour's Simon Parkes says he fathered a child with an alien.

The married father-of-three, who represents Stakesby, said his wife had rowed with him after revealing he had a child called Zarka with an alien he refers to as the Cat Queen.

The 53-year-old driving instructor said he has sexual relations with the alien about four times a year.
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Re: British councillor claims to have fathered a hybrid child with a female cat-like alien.

It's a tough galaxy. If you want to survive, you've gotta know...where your towel is.
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06/19/2013 03:38 PM
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Re: British councillor claims to have fathered a hybrid child with a female cat-like alien.
on the link, he's sitting there, and the only book title you can make out, is 'London City Of The.....<something>'

can't work out what the last word is

this story must be sending a message of some sort, surely, apart from the bloke's a complete fucking nutter
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Re: British councillor claims to have fathered a hybrid child with a female cat-like alien.
on the link, he's sitting there, and the only book title you can make out, is 'London City Of The.....<something>'

can't work out what the last word is

this story must be sending a message of some sort, surely, apart from the bloke's a complete fucking nutter
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actually, looking at that pic again, he's almost leaning back MAKING you look at that book
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06/19/2013 04:00 PM
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Re: British councillor claims to have fathered a hybrid child with a female cat-like alien.
This story is based on a programme that was on uk tv last week.
Prog claimed that it was about people who have met aliens and those who have been abducted. But in reality they interviewed a bunch of mentaly backward people who looked more like aliens themselves.
One woman claimed she gets regularly abducted just outside the local spar shop. Rofl
And as for the councillor, he was totally not there.
Let me explain to out readers from outside uk that his kind of councillors are not really politicians. Theoretically, yes, but in practice the guy has been elected out of a small number of people in an area to listen to their everyday complaints but do nothing about it. Oh, yes. And he gets to choose what kinda pie should be cooked at this years best sheep award. Lol

But seriously. A very much one sided programme that was made to poke fun by showing mentaly retarded people who didn't really believe in what they were saying.
I guess when/if the real event takes place, no one is going to pay attention based on what was shown
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Re: British councillor claims to have fathered a hybrid child with a female cat-like alien.
Google the term " Paschat" and then look up some pictures of the Egyptian goddess Sekhmet. Hmmmmmmmm....abduct

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