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Grizzley Bear Climbs tree To Get Hunter.

 
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I wonder what Dick Cheney would have done.



Now THAT was funny....LOL!!!!
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I wonder what Dick Cheney would have done.



Now THAT was funny....LOL!!!!


He probably would have fell out of the tree trying to shoot the poor thing in the face.
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I've killed nuisance bears.. not a bear hunter, 'tho.
Don't care for the meat that much.
I eat what I kill, mostly.

A small black bear will fuck you up.
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I've killed nuisance bears.. not a bear hunter, 'tho.
Don't care for the meat that much.
I eat what I kill, mostly.

A small black bear will fuck you up.
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they are fast I hear

and will chase you
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I've killed nuisance bears.. not a bear hunter, 'tho.
Don't care for the meat that much.
I eat what I kill, mostly.

A small black bear will fuck you up.
 Quoting: Waterbug


they are fast I hear

and will chase you
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Can outrun a quarter horse for a short distance.
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I would have shit myself.

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Hate to tell you, but pretty sure that's a black bear not a grizzly.
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I've killed nuisance bears.. not a bear hunter, 'tho.
Don't care for the meat that much.
I eat what I kill, mostly.

A small black bear will fuck you up.
 Quoting: Waterbug


they are fast I hear

and will chase you
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Can outrun a quarter horse for a short distance.
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Do you think one would be able to wrestle it and/or choke it to death?
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I've killed nuisance bears.. not a bear hunter, 'tho.
Don't care for the meat that much.
I eat what I kill, mostly.

A small black bear will fuck you up.
 Quoting: Waterbug


they are fast I hear

and will chase you
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Can outrun a quarter horse for a short distance.
 Quoting: Waterbug


Do you think one would be able to wrestle it and/or choke it to death?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


If you can keep him from ripping your bowels out..
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they are fast I hear

and will chase you
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Can outrun a quarter horse for a short distance.
 Quoting: Waterbug


Do you think one would be able to wrestle it and/or choke it to death?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


If you can keep him from ripping your bowels out..
 Quoting: Waterbug


OH JESUS
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Can outrun a quarter horse for a short distance.
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Do you think one would be able to wrestle it and/or choke it to death?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


If you can keep him from ripping your bowels out..
 Quoting: Waterbug


OH JESUS
 Quoting: Astral Goat


A black bear.. around 250-300 lbs. doesn't seem like much compared to a grizz or polar bear.. 1200+lbs.

Has the same kind of teeth and claws.. just smaller.
Brute animal strength to go with it.
Teeth, bone and claws.

A not so smart buddy of mine thought it would be a gas to jump on a deer's back one day while bowhunting from a tree.

A small doe.. 60 lbs. or so came under his stand and he tried to ride her.
He told me he knew as soon as he hit her back and felt her stiffen and bow up.... big mistake.
She like to have killed him with her hooves before he finally got away from her.
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check out this one
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check out this one
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At that point.. I'm unloading the gun..
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Unless a black bear is starving or you pose a threat to a female's cubs, they won't generally tangle with humans. It would be interesting to know exactly where this footage was taken in respect to nearby populations. They're seen pretty frequently dumpster diving in small resort areas in Colorado, and if you leave them alone, they leave you alone. We used to camp at a place called Wellington Lake outside of Bailey, and the lady there would tell us if we see the bear, just ignore it.
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check out this one
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At that point.. I'm unloading the gun..
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He did the right thing, you would have done the wrong thing. I faced off against a black bear out in the open, he even did a feint charge to see if I'd run (that would have classified me as food). No doubt it'll get your heart pumping, but at the end of the day... black bears eat garbage, and fish, and berries and stuff. No animal wants to fight for it's food if it can avoid it. Injuries sustained in fighting another animal is altogether too risky. Lions have it rough in that regard, as do the starving wolves who go after deer and other hard kicking hooved animals (most eat primarily mice) it's why they hunt in packs.

The proper way to deal with an animal is calmly showing it you aren't a threat,, or convincing it you ARE a threat if they are about to attack.

Anyway. Good vids.
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At that point.. I'm unloading the gun..
 Quoting: Waterbug



on a black bear? meanie!

u deserve to be eaten. haha jk of course.

nah he was just wondering if he had some berries.
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I would have shit myself.

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I would be pissing myself. That is a black bear...not a grizz.
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Yes, that is a black bear.

Black bears can and do eat people annually in Minnesota's outback.

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the stupidity that pools on this website is fucking astounding.
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SHIT!@!! Look out!!!! Here goes that stupid pool again:

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the stupidity that pools on this website is fucking astounding.
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:mooshellribs:
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My gosh... It Wookie eating an Alien. What will Reilly do?
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the stupidity that pools on this website is fucking astounding.
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:mooshellribs:
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My gosh... It Wookie eating an Alien. What will Reilly do?
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check out this one
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At that point.. I'm unloading the gun..
 Quoting: Waterbug


He did the right thing, you would have done the wrong thing. I faced off against a black bear out in the open, he even did a feint charge to see if I'd run (that would have classified me as food). No doubt it'll get your heart pumping, but at the end of the day... black bears eat garbage, and fish, and berries and stuff.

The proper way to deal with an animal is calmly showing it you aren't a threat,, or convincing it you ARE a threat if they are about to attack.

Anyway. Good vids.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24866361


The bear did the wrong thing.
The moment he starts coming up the ladder, is the moment he dies.
I don't play around with the little fuzzy bears if they are in my space.

Any bear that approaches a man is a danger.
That means he doesn't have any fear of man.
Whatever the reason, eating garbage, fed by humans, starving, aggressive..
it's not normal behavior for a bear in the wild to approach humans.

You can say anything you want, but I grew up in black bear and wolf country.
You can't tell me anything I don't already know.
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In both videos, I do not think either bear had any idea there was a human in the stand until they got up there. Blacks in the wild, the ones not fed and used to humans, will hide or run unless a baby is in danger. A statistic about black bears says:

"Since 1900, there have been only 45-recorded deaths that were caused by black bears in the North America. "


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Fucking little black bear, not grizzley.
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Nothing little about it tough guy. That thing could fuck anybody up.
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In both videos, I do not think either bear had any idea there was a human in the stand until they got up there. Blacks in the wild, the ones not fed and used to humans, will hide or run unless a baby is in danger. A statistic about black bears says:

"Since 1900, there have been only 45-recorded deaths that were caused by black bears in the North America. "


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41895661


You think those bears didn't smell the person long before he got there..?
You don't know much about bears.

You are correct about wild bears... in remote areas... with very little human interaction. They retain a natural fear.
They will try to avoid you.

There are also rogue bears to consider.
A bear, hungry from a bad tooth or injury, unable to feed normally, is a fiercesome creature. He will go for an easy meal.. a human.

Bears fresh from hibernation, hungry.. watch out for them.

Any feeding bear.. look out.

There are many more cases of attacks than fatalities.
Any single encounter could be fatal.
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I could imagine that black bear thinking; "I could have killed you. Please return the courtesy by not shooting at us. KThnxBai"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33382770

Put a lion in a cage for years without food and watch what happens.
Its appetite will of cause grow and grow, and then you point your finger at its hunger?
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I would have shit myself.

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aw, black bears are so cute.I don't think the bear expected a man to be up there.
i agree with the person who said the bear wanted the snacks the hunter might tend to leave in his tree stand.

i don't know that people shoot black bears, ever. they're cute.
I wouldn't recommend bothering them, but they keep to themselves. like this one saw a man there and just left. if he'd wanted the man gone, he could've pushed him off the tree stand.

a friend of mine encountered a black bear that wandered into a populated area. the park rangers just herded the bear back into the woods. the bear was just lost.
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I would have shit myself.

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aw, black bears are so cute.I don't think the bear expected a man to be up there.
i agree with the person who said the bear wanted the snacks the hunter might tend to leave in his tree stand.

i don't know that people shoot black bears, ever. they're cute.
I wouldn't recommend bothering them, but they keep to themselves. like this one saw a man there and just left. if he'd wanted the man gone, he could've pushed him off the tree stand.

a friend of mine encountered a black bear that wandered into a populated area. the park rangers just herded the bear back into the woods. the bear was just lost.
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Bears don't get lost.. chuckle
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Fucking little black bear, not grizzley.
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman


Nothing little about it tough guy. That thing could fuck anybody up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2562242


I have a mounted over 500 lb black bear about 6 feet from me (was 8 feet tall) and another one (cinnamon) 200 lber about 10 feet from me, that was a little black bear, nothing like a grizzley, you moran.

Don't get mad because you are a pussy.

And yes, I ate them both.

I see black bear in the woods quite a bit, they will only attack if you get between them and their cubs. I would not have shot at it either. The guy in the stand was probably strapped to the tree, if it tried to bite him, he could have kicked the thing off.

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I would have shit myself.

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The boyscouts tell you to pee on your money and tell your attacker you have AIDS. ....or was it Girl Scouts?
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bears are cool...their like giant dogs...to bad they can rip you to threads in 3 seconds

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