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UK councillor claims to have fathered alien child

 
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UK councillor claims to have fathered alien child
A Labour politician has defended his beliefs in extra-terrestrial life - after claiming to have fathered a child with an alien.

Married father-of-three Simon Parkes, who represents Stakesby on Whitby Town Council, said his wife had rowed with him after revealing he had a child called Zarka with an alien he refers to as the Cat Queen.

The 53-year-old driving instructor said he has sexual relations with the alien about four times a year.

"What will happen is that we will hold hands and I will say 'I'm ready' and then the technology I don't understand will take us up to a craft orbiting the earth," he explained.

"My wife found out about it and was very unhappy, clearly. That caused a few problems, but it is not on a human level, so I don't see it as wrong.

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06/21/2013 03:58 PM

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Re: UK councillor claims to have fathered alien child
So, did someone dope him and bring him to a Star Trek set in order to turn him into a self-discrediting fool, or what?
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06/21/2013 04:59 PM
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Re: UK councillor claims to have fathered alien child
Apparently they were wearing a cat mask as well.

Although there is a reference to cat aliens in ancient Egypt. I believe it is in the the book Fingerprints of the Gods. An entire cat planet.