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Do Aliens Still Do Anal Probes?

 
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Do Aliens Still Do Anal Probes?
My girlfriend claims she was abducted by aliens about three years ago and that, among other things, she was anally probed. Aside from worrying if she has Alien AIDS, I thought aliens stopped the anal probings about ten years ago.

Does anyone know more about this?
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06/22/2013 01:35 PM
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did you to put it there while she was sleeping ??
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06/22/2013 01:36 PM

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They outsourced it to the Pink Mafia.
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06/22/2013 01:37 PM
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Wel personally, I think this is her way of telling me she does anal, but I'm not into that type of sex.
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06/22/2013 01:38 PM
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Why OP, you want one done I'll bet? Seems your mind is thinking anus a lot.

What a crazy topic!
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06/22/2013 01:42 PM
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Wel personally, I think this is her way of telling me she does anal, but I'm not into that type of sex.
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I guess in that case she will have to go back to the "aliens" chuckle
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

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06/22/2013 01:44 PM
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Yeah guy named Allen gives me a good anal probe few times a week
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06/22/2013 01:45 PM
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My girlfriend claims she was abducted by aliens about three years ago and that, among other things, she was anally probed. Aside from worrying if she has Alien AIDS, I thought aliens stopped the anal probings about ten years ago.

Does anyone know more about this?
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Have you seen Phil? the movie...that movie has a great scene about the whole anal probe thing...hehe.

Hope your girlfriend is ok. Thoughts can hurt just as bad as physical harm.
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06/22/2013 01:47 PM
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I would take the opportunity to probe her anally and compare the experience to her recollection in order to help her make sense of this. I would use my finger and then my Penis with lots of lube and soothing whispering in her ear.
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I would take the opportunity to probe her anally and compare the experience to her recollection in order to help her make sense of this. I would use my finger and then my Penis with lots of lube and soothing whispering in her ear.
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This is a damn good idea I say
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

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06/22/2013 05:56 PM
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Those weren't aliens, they were mimes.
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06/22/2013 06:44 PM
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When Whitley Strieber wrote about being anal probed in the 80's, there was a real question of why. Then the medical establishment discovered that an electric shock near the prostate could force an emission of semen so the medical people could get a sample. So the aliens were way ahead of us. Women would report a long slender needle the aliens would insert into their bellies. The aliens said it was to "check the eggs". Sure enough, medical science now uses just such a device to collect eggs and implant them. So laugh all you want, these procedures were and are being used on humans by aliens for purposes unknown. To read more get "The Threat" by David Jacobs
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When Whitley Strieber wrote about being anal probed in the 80's, there was a real question of why. Then the medical establishment discovered that an electric shock near the prostate could force an emission of semen so the medical people could get a sample. So the aliens were way ahead of us. Women would report a long slender needle the aliens would insert into their bellies. The aliens said it was to "check the eggs". Sure enough, medical science now uses just such a device to collect eggs and implant them. So laugh all you want, these procedures were and are being used on humans by aliens for purposes unknown. To read more get "The Threat" by David Jacobs
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Whitley Strieber is a fantasy novelist and snake salesman. he knows that none of it can ever be proved or disproved. I for one cannot stand his whiney, cry baby voice he puts on when he recollects his anal probing to sell you another book.
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06/22/2013 07:08 PM
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so Mexicans are butt fucking your girl because you wouldn't do it
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06/22/2013 07:11 PM
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Yup been raped as we speak, motherfuckers aren't using lube neither... Cruel Grays these!
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06/22/2013 07:16 PM
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Mexicans want Uranus
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My girlfriend claims she was abducted by aliens about three years ago and that, among other things, she was anally probed. Aside from worrying if she has Alien AIDS, I thought aliens stopped the anal probings about ten years ago.

Does anyone know more about this?
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Yeah she is being "abutted" by your Next door Nabwhore. You on the other hand would get prodded and probbed because your perdy
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06/22/2013 07:49 PM
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Re: Do Aliens Still Do Anal Probes?
The medical examination procedure often is only show. What they are really after are not medical data but fear emitted by the abductee during the procedure.

So yes, even though the hybridization programm is completed, they probably still continue to do this shit.

If your gf wants it to stop, she needs one of these hats.


[link to www.stopabductions.com]
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06/22/2013 07:51 PM
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Re: Do Aliens Still Do Anal Probes?
On a serious note, I think the alien abduction phenomenon has morphed into the Targeted Individual phenomenon to some degree. The people/entities/organizations involved might overlap significantly. Just a thought.

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