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ITS BIBLICAL TO SPANK YOUR WIVES

 
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ITS BIBLICAL TO SPANK YOUR WIVES
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When a follower of the Christian Domestic Discipline movement decides what to hit his God-fearing wife with, research is important. A hairbrush, for example, is "excellent for achieving the desired sting" but can break easily. Alternatively, a ping pong paddle is quiet and sturdy but may not sting as much as is required to get the message across.

CDD is a lifestyle in which spanking and other punishments (loss of privileges, time outs, etc.) are used to maintain an orderly, Christian household, according to christiandomesticdiscipline.com. The man is dominant, and the wife is submissive, as detailed in the Bible, the site explains.

These explanations are at odds with what some outsiders might dismiss as an offshoot of the BDSM community, in which spanking and other punishments are used erotically as a way to achieve sexual satisfaction. But as the private Yahoo! group Christian Domestic Discipline notes, "This is not a typical "spank" site. We are NOT a dating service, a list for personal ads, bratting, erotic stories, or alternate lifestyles.



WOMEN OF GLP WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS
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MOFO touches me and everyone dies! Period!
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Do you like getting spanked?
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You wanted to know why you're a glutton for red karma?

This is pretty much the reason.
I have read a fiery gospel writ in burnished rows of steel:
"As ye deal with my contemners, so with you my grace shall deal;
Let the Hero, born of woman, crush the serpent with his heel,
Since God is marching on.

- Battle Hymn of the Republic
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James 3:6-9

And the tongue [is] a fire, a world of iniquity. The tongue is so set among our members that it defiles the whole body, and sets on fire the course of nature; and it is set on fire by hell.

For every kind of beast and bird, of reptile and creature of the sea, is tamed and has been tamed by mankind.

But no man can tame the tongue. [It is] an unruly evil, full of deadly poison.

With it we bless our God and Father, and with it we curse men, who have been made in the similitude of God.
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Thread: About the Devil and his origins:
Thread: The 'Hell Exists' thread is currently undergoing more research.

The 'Divine Feminine' is a lie.
The 'Goddess of Heaven' is a lie.
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06/22/2013 04:51 PM
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its in the Koran too...
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06/22/2013 04:53 PM
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Scripture records very little guidelines for spousal punishment except for the golden rule etc
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06/22/2013 04:55 PM
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Any eejit suggests this to me as a "lifestyle" , Id hammer a hair brush into his ass with a ping pong paddle :-)
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The next step is to drink the poison Kool-aid from these idiots. Who joins cults like this?
"Life is tough, it's tougher if you are stupid." - John Wayne

I can write AND read cursive.
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06/22/2013 05:06 PM
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Leviticus 4:7 "Spank thee they bitch, if she witholdeth her favours."
hf
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06/22/2013 05:12 PM
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Now what's wrong with getting a good over the knee bare bottom spanking from time to time?

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06/22/2013 05:14 PM
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It's biblical to spank *some* of your wives, but not all of them ;)
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06/22/2013 05:15 PM
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Concubines, however, are fair game - anything goes.
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06/22/2013 05:18 PM
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I like it when women spank me.
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06/22/2013 05:18 PM
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Yeah, what's the point in disciplining her in this way if she's going to enjoy it?
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06/22/2013 05:19 PM
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MOFO touches me and everyone dies! Period!
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You love it!

bouncebwhip

cruise
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06/22/2013 05:22 PM
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MOFO touches me and everyone dies! Period!
 Quoting: hawk8414


You love it!

bouncebwhip

cruise
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Hell naw! Seriously, naw that shit ain't cool! I ain't putting up with that ever! Fuck any religion that says it's ok.
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06/22/2013 05:29 PM
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When a follower of the Christian Domestic Discipline movement decides what to hit his God-fearing wife with, research is important. A hairbrush, for example, is "excellent for achieving the desired sting" but can break easily. Alternatively, a ping pong paddle is quiet and sturdy but may not sting as much as is required to get the message across.

CDD is a lifestyle in which spanking and other punishments (loss of privileges, time outs, etc.) are used to maintain an orderly, Christian household, according to christiandomesticdiscipline.com. The man is dominant, and the wife is submissive, as detailed in the Bible, the site explains.

These explanations are at odds with what some outsiders might dismiss as an offshoot of the BDSM community, in which spanking and other punishments are used erotically as a way to achieve sexual satisfaction. But as the private Yahoo! group Christian Domestic Discipline notes, "This is not a typical "spank" site. We are NOT a dating service, a list for personal ads, bratting, erotic stories, or alternate lifestyles.



WOMEN OF GLP WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS
 Quoting: ttowngirl


spanked in the butt is just the way I like it.
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06/22/2013 05:31 PM
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But not your monkeys

churchlady
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MOFO touches me and everyone dies! Period!
 Quoting: hawk8414


You love it!

bouncebwhip

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42126636


Hell naw! Seriously, naw that shit ain't cool! I ain't putting up with that ever! Fuck any religion that says it's ok.
 Quoting: hawk8414


No probs, hon!
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Re: ITS BIBLICAL TO SPANK YOUR WIVES
Leviticus 4:7 "Spank thee they bitch, if she witholdeth her favours."
hf
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Lev 4:7 NKJV And the priest shall put some of the blood on the horns of the altar of sweet incense before the LORD, which is in the tabernacle of meeting; and he shall pour the remaining blood of the bull at the base of the altar of the burnt offering, which is at the door of the tabernacle of meeting.
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Just because God permits us to do something does not mean we HAVE to do it.

Of course there are things we have to do as well as Christians. But this is not a requirement.
Keikyo Christian.

"The word "Keikyo" derives from the Chinese expression meaning "The Shining Religion." It is the name given to a group of indigenous Japanese Christians who lived in Japan, possibly as early as 198 A.D...In the Imperial Chronicles of Japan there is reference to a visit of a Keikyo Priest to the Imperial Household in 737 A.D. Many other references in various historical records of the same era hint at the extensive influence of the Keikyo. The Empress Komyo appears to have embraced Christianity, and became known as a great saint who performed miracles of healing. Her great niece entered a Christian convent and experienced a vision of heaven..."
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But not your monkeys

churchlady
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In the future, the monkeys will spank US!

screamahhh
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But not your monkeys

churchlady
 Quoting: Oreo Speedwagon


In the future, the monkeys will spank US!

screamahhh
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I'd pay good money for a skilled monkeyspanker
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When a follower of the Christian Domestic Discipline movement decides what to hit his God-fearing wife with, research is important. A hairbrush, for example, is "excellent for achieving the desired sting" but can break easily. Alternatively, a ping pong paddle is quiet and sturdy but may not sting as much as is required to get the message across.

CDD is a lifestyle in which spanking and other punishments (loss of privileges, time outs, etc.) are used to maintain an orderly, Christian household, according to christiandomesticdiscipline.com. The man is dominant, and the wife is submissive, as detailed in the Bible, the site explains.

These explanations are at odds with what some outsiders might dismiss as an offshoot of the BDSM community, in which spanking and other punishments are used erotically as a way to achieve sexual satisfaction. But as the private Yahoo! group Christian Domestic Discipline notes, "This is not a typical "spank" site. We are NOT a dating service, a list for personal ads, bratting, erotic stories, or alternate lifestyles.



WOMEN OF GLP WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS
 Quoting: ttowngirl


mm sounds kinda kinky^
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It's biblical to spank *some* of your wives, but not all of them ;)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8788578


very true^
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MOFO touches me and everyone dies! Period!
 Quoting: hawk8414


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06/22/2013 06:09 PM
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'As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten.'
As much as you love someone, you'll fight to keep the relationship alive.

But you can't force someone to love you, discipline only works when someone loves you back in the first place.
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When a follower of the Christian Domestic Discipline movement decides what to hit his God-fearing wife with, research is important. A hairbrush, for example, is "excellent for achieving the desired sting" but can break easily. Alternatively, a ping pong paddle is quiet and sturdy but may not sting as much as is required to get the message across.

CDD is a lifestyle in which spanking and other punishments (loss of privileges, time outs, etc.) are used to maintain an orderly, Christian household, according to christiandomesticdiscipline.com. The man is dominant, and the wife is submissive, as detailed in the Bible, the site explains.

These explanations are at odds with what some outsiders might dismiss as an offshoot of the BDSM community, in which spanking and other punishments are used erotically as a way to achieve sexual satisfaction. But as the private Yahoo! group Christian Domestic Discipline notes, "This is not a typical "spank" site. We are NOT a dating service, a list for personal ads, bratting, erotic stories, or alternate lifestyles.



WOMEN OF GLP WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS
 Quoting: ttowngirl


As a man of GLP I call bsflag
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MOFO touches me and everyone dies! Period!
 Quoting: hawk8414


I second that emotion!!!!!
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Yeah, what's the point in disciplining her in this way if she's going to enjoy it?
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yeah!

chuckle

hf
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Where the hell you do get these thread ideas from Ttown? lol

:P

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