Godlike Productions - Discussion Forum
Users Online Now: 1,368 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 231,350
Pageviews Today: 385,771Threads Today: 156Posts Today: 2,973
07:23 AM


Back to Forum
Back to Forum
Back to Thread
Back to Thread
REPORT COPYRIGHT VIOLATION IN REPLY
Message Subject BREAKING: Snowden has requested asylum in Ecuador: foreign minister!!! Snowden could leak more damaging information!!!
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
Post Content
Try this on for size:

Snowden is under cover Illuminati and answers to them rather than to any mundane government.

His leak was purposeful and fully approved by his chain of command.

He will be captured in Cuba and held at Guantanamo.

Guantanamo is beeing dismantled and soon all prisoners will be transferred to the US where they automatically attain civil rights to a fair trial.

Snowden will be tried and found guilty of several crimes lesser than treason, like "stolen information" and "intent to blackmail" or some other distantly applicable crime.

He will be sentenced to three, five-year sentences to be served concurrently in a Federal prison hotel. He will be out slightly more than three years later, with early release for good behavior. (He will start up a work coaching group to pay back his debt to society.)

After he gets out, he writes a book about his whole experience and it goes straight to the New York Times Bestsellers list and remains there for 37 weeks. It is the top selling book in the US for seven weeks.

In the following year, the movie.

Snowden receives an Academy Award for the screenplay, and attends several after-parties, where he is an instant hit with the Hollywood movers and shakers.

He meets a gorgeous woman, they marry, and retire to the South of France and he is a frequent guest lecturer at la Sorbonne.

They have three children, who all marry into old political and banking families.

And they all lived happily ever after...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40955476


clappa
 
Please verify you're human:




Reason for copyright violation:







GLP