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Man loses new job after offering to "buy the bacon sandwiches"

 
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a silly religious rule is what started the whole thing.
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Yea, but if they didn't have a pc culture it would've ended with the woman being a little offended, then she would've gotten over it.

But everyone is so scared of being politically incorrect, this man was fired.
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cant argue with that
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If darwinism and evolution are absolutely true....what happened? We are evolving backwards...
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Evolving backwards? Yes! Devo tried to tell the masses years ago!

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Are there any normal people on this planet or is everyone just back from hell??
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:dubya:
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Personally, I'd go with
starwars
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cant remember the smilie for this

[link to funnypics.funnyanimalpicturescat.com]
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damn-right-id-hi

Hit-it
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chuckle
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Thanks Chip!
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There are so many directions I could go with that I just don't know where to start.

chuckle
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:dubya:
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Personally, I'd go with
starwars
 Quoting: TOTRhombus


TOTRhombus be all like --> mah-body
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1rof1
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Re: Man loses new job after offering to "buy the bacon sandwiches"
On a slightly different note, the price of bacon has gone through the roof lately. $7.00 a pound for just regular old bacon, not even the slab kind. That really sucks considering I put bacon and/or bacon fat in everything.

ETA: And no, I am not overweight nor is anyone else in my family. Sugar and carbs make you overweight, not fat and protein.
 Quoting: TOTRhombus


I put bacon fat on the extra eggs my hens produce. It preserves the eggs for up to a year without refrigeration, and it makes them taste great! I read that one of richest people in Californication in 1849 was a woman that packed drums with eggs and bacon fat. She got a nugget for an egg. The miners had gold, but they couldn't get eggs, so she provided what they wanted. All due to the tastiest animal on the planet! Eggs are just eggs without the bacon. I'm gonna' send some precooked bacon to my son in Bahrain. It's like galic for vampires.
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06/26/2013 07:59 PM
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Deuteronomy 14:8 And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase.

Isaiah 65:4 Which remain among the graves, and lodge in the monuments, which eat swine's flesh, and broth of abominable things in their vessels;

Isaiah 66:17 They that sanctify themselves, and purify themselves in the gardens behind one tree in the midst, eating swine's flesh, and the abomination, and the mouse, shall be consumed together, saith YHWH.

Matthew 7:6 Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.

So the devils besought Him, saying, If thou cast us out, suffer us to go away into the herd of swine.

And He said unto them, Go. And when they were come out, they went into the herd of swine: and, behold, the whole herd of swine ran violently down a steep place into the sea, and perished in the waters. Matthew 8:31-32

Antiochus Epiphanes sacrificed swine upon the Temple altar in Jerusalem, a shadow/type of the anti-christ to come...In the Brit Hhadashah, the redeemed are the temple of the Holy Spirit... the prodigals are eating swine's flesh, far away from the Father's house.

Islam stole from the Torah regarding eating swine, but the quran is silent about sex with animals.... It does matter what God's people choose to eat.... be Holy for I AM HOLY, He is the same yesterday, today and forever.

YESHUA cast demons into a herd of swine that were being kept for food, and the swine went nuts and ran down the hillside over a cliff into the sea and drowned...If YESHUA taught eating swine is acceptable, He would have been a sinner, by teaching against the Torah......He never did

OY VEY to those who say, Jesus died so they can eat pig's meat.
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06/26/2013 08:04 PM
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Be wary of data mining.

Guard your responses.

I have no problems with Muslims, I know (really) quite a few very nice ones whom I count as Brothers and Sisters.

I also know some who I would have deported if it were up to me.

I care not for religions, show me your mettle and intent.

If your worthy of friendship, we can discuss Philosophy, spirituality, God.

Frater
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06/26/2013 08:05 PM
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i would never hire someone who eats bacon.

fat fucks like that will raise our insurance costs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42368917


plus it's not kosher
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i would never hire someone who eats bacon.

fat fucks like that will raise our insurance costs.
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plus it's not kosher
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There is kosher bacon and hotdogs dimwit.
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06/26/2013 08:16 PM
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i would never hire someone who eats bacon.

fat fucks like that will raise our insurance costs.
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plus it's not kosher
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That's the problem with Amerikwa...everything has to be kosher.
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06/26/2013 08:21 PM
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Re: Man loses new job after offering to "buy the bacon sandwiches"
I'm often offered meat by people who don't know I'm vegetarian, wouldn't dream of getting offended over it. Even a muslim wife of a man I was moving offered me chicken.. but I politely said I didn't eat meat, only fish, so she offered me fish instead... no problems at all.

I can't stand 'white English middle class' women in this country.. everything is 'over safe & cautious!' not even allowing the Government to increase the national driving speed limit to 80mph. Women are too opinionated, stopping any progress or risk in their tracks, cos they don't do compromise or give an inch. I wish women would mind their own fucking business & leave us men to rule the world properly, the we wouldn't be in this mess!
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06/26/2013 08:26 PM
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People are entirely TOO thin-skinned now-a-days! It's gotten to where you can't say anything for fear of offending someone else.
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quadruple this!!!!
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06/26/2013 08:27 PM
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Mmmmmmmm BACON
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organic bacon is the best!!
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06/26/2013 08:29 PM
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Re: Man loses new job after offering to "buy the bacon sandwiches"
i would never hire someone who eats bacon.

fat fucks like that will raise our insurance costs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42368917


plus it's not kosher
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12147456


That's the problem with Amerikwa...everything has to be kosher.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23914142


not here.

Jewish laws won't keep you out of hell.

God doesn't care of you separate your meat from your milk
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06/26/2013 08:31 PM
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Re: Man loses new job after offering to "buy the bacon sandwiches"
i would never hire someone who eats bacon.

fat fucks like that will raise our insurance costs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42368917


plus it's not kosher
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That's the problem with Amerikwa...everything has to be kosher.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23914142


Not true....only for the Jews.
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06/26/2013 08:52 PM
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Re: Man loses new job after offering to "buy the bacon sandwiches"
Be wary of data mining.

Guard your responses.

I have no problems with Muslims, I know (really) quite a few very nice ones whom I count as Brothers and Sisters.

I also know some who I would have deported if it were up to me.

I care not for religions, show me your mettle and intent.

If your worthy of friendship, we can discuss Philosophy, spirituality, God.

Frater
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yeah... but religion is the ultimate lure and trap.
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Bacon sandwiches are considered 'racist' now...
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1doh1

How much more retarded will this world get?
 Quoting: *Evan


full tard in 10, 9, 8,9,4 3...
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06/26/2013 09:32 PM
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Bacon lovers unite!
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wtf
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Bacon lovers unite!
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hfhfhfhfyoda
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:dubya:
 Quoting: *Evan


Personally, I'd go with
starwars
 Quoting: TOTRhombus


TOTRhombus be all like --> mah-body
 Quoting: Chip


1rof1
 Quoting: *Evan


First I was all like
huffy

And then I went
pphtt

And then I had a
dasbier

And in the end I was like
eyebat
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.
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Re: Man loses new job after offering to "buy the bacon sandwiches"
On a slightly different note, the price of bacon has gone through the roof lately. $7.00 a pound for just regular old bacon, not even the slab kind. That really sucks considering I put bacon and/or bacon fat in everything.

ETA: And no, I am not overweight nor is anyone else in my family. Sugar and carbs make you overweight, not fat and protein.
 Quoting: TOTRhombus


I put bacon fat on the extra eggs my hens produce. It preserves the eggs for up to a year without refrigeration, and it makes them taste great! I read that one of richest people in Californication in 1849 was a woman that packed drums with eggs and bacon fat. She got a nugget for an egg. The miners had gold, but they couldn't get eggs, so she provided what they wanted. All due to the tastiest animal on the planet! Eggs are just eggs without the bacon. I'm gonna' send some precooked bacon to my son in Bahrain. It's like galic for vampires.
 Quoting: Epic Beard Guy


I like you. hf
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.
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Personally, I'd go with
starwars
 Quoting: TOTRhombus


TOTRhombus be all like --> mah-body
 Quoting: Chip


1rof1
 Quoting: *Evan


First I was all like
huffy

And then I went
pphtt

And then I had a
dasbier

And in the end I was like
eyebat
 Quoting: TOTRhombus


ohyeah





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