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Esoteric Morgan
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I don't understand this 'vaginal cream' thingy, and the reasoning given for its need. Is this even a real product? Yikes.
Believe it or not, yes it is (look at the commercials)



the Universe must have decided to better endow his voice and personality, than his precious three-piece set. While some people insist that size matters, I think that technique makes all the difference.
...eeer... may you elaborate that a Little more, please?...



 Quoting: Esoteric Morgan


popcorn
 Quoting: Inerrancia



Give me a moment to stop laughi,,,er, I mean, to compose myself.

As for the commercial, I just had the unfortunate luck of playing one of them back on page 5 (?). To quote what ANHEDONIC so craftily stated on page 4, I think I now need some eye-tightening cream myself, after seeing some of that commercial --which I could not bear to finish. It seems more like an after-hours comedy short, than for a real product. I really don't want to find out.

Now, as far as elaborating a little more, I cannot; I don't think that any words are suitable. It just IS, is it not?

Any explanation will either sound trashy, or, clinical.

If you don't know, I can't help you. Ha! Anyway, I'm not going to take the bait on that one. Sorry.

I was just trying to advise TT that good things can come in small packages. If she truly had a meaningful relationship with this man, she wouldn't have started this thread...

...Which does look as if it will be somewhat EPIC, after all.

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06/28/2013 03:08 AM
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I was just trying to advise TT that good things can come in small packages. If she truly had a meaningful relationship with this man, she wouldn't have started this thread...

...Which does look as if it will be somewhat EPIC, after all.

popcorn
 Quoting: Esoteric Morgan


Lol, yeah, I got it, I know, EPIClol...

Just asking about some interesting POV on the stuff...

OF COURSE it looks as if it will be somewaht EPIC... after all this is page 21, and it shall be not the last one...
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06/28/2013 03:28 AM
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Well my fellow GLPers, it's enough of jerking here for me. Reality surpasses fiction??? Of course. Life imitates art? Indeed. Is this real or unreal? You decide. Are you a jerk, a saint or an hypocrite? Surely something between that, as everybody is here and beyond.

I'll see ya in another thread, sister Ttowngirl, but I feel this was for you something like "Thriller" was for MJ, something hard to beat. Meanwhile, show your boyfriend you're a nice, good person, and learn something about his experience of life... And if you're simply some sort of trollshill, well, thank you for the fun... AND F.Y.!
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06/28/2013 03:32 AM
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i have a small shriveled navel and i'm 98.
It's life as we know it, but only just.
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06/28/2013 03:36 AM
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i have a small shriveled navel and i'm 98.
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I said I'm leaving thIS crap... DON'T TEST ME! 1rof1

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Esoteric Morgan
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06/28/2013 03:40 AM

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i have a small shriveled navel and i'm 98.
 Quoting: Citizenperth


I said I'm leaving thIS crap... DON'T TEST ME! 1rof1
 Quoting: Inerrancia



hi

Bye.....

me too. I just realized I have to get up in 4 hours for work.
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06/28/2013 03:41 AM
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i have a small shriveled navel and i'm 98.
 Quoting: Citizenperth


I said I'm leaving thIS crap... DON'T TEST ME! 1rof1
 Quoting: Inerrancia



hi

Bye.....

me too. I just realized I have to get up in 4 hours for work.
 Quoting: Esoteric Morgan


Shit happens... hf

HAVE A GOOD DAY!
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06/28/2013 03:45 AM
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5a


"Took my Vag away..........."

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06/28/2013 03:57 AM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42394399


You know nothing Jon Snow.
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06/28/2013 04:00 AM
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This thread will go down in GLP history. We'll still be talking abou this 5 years from now... I am pretty sure it will produce some memes that will soon be mentioned on KYM and UD and I am waiting on some clever producer of vag cream to create a new brand like TTOWN'S OWN...
Gone bezerkin...
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06/28/2013 04:04 AM
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why are you with a 65 year old - you could get a 20 year old
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he is wealthy most 20 olds depend on the female to take care of them nowadays
 Quoting: ttowngirl


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06/28/2013 04:05 AM
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is this lady even fucking real this is too muchfighter1
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This thread will go down in GLP history. We'll still be talking abou this 5 years from now... I am pretty sure it will produce some memes that will soon be mentioned on KYM and UD and I am waiting on some clever producer of vag cream to create a new brand like TTOWN'S OWN...
 Quoting: Menosgada


Too late just googled it and theres loads and pills lol

All power to her i say.
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06/28/2013 04:26 AM
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the question of will you still love me when Im 65 has been answered thank you ttown
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yes he is 65 but he is real good to me and the kids , but does annoy me somewhat , like with my couponing he didnt like my idea of getting 40 bottles of dr pepper even though it was only 5 bucks total, he said none of that if i move in with him ,


that to me is taking my freedom away its my enjoyment , then today he took me clothes shopping and started picking out old ladies clothing and plain ugly shirts i just took it upon myself to pick up what i liked ,


then i told him i want to go to priscillas to get that vaginal tightening cream and try it (because his dick is small) didnt tell him that though, i had to explain to him what it is and repeat myself 20 times due to his hearing aid problem, and he was like you dont need that , i said i do ihave had kids and it changes your vagina , AND IM NOT MAKING THIS UP
 Quoting: ttowngirl


no pic no trust
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06/28/2013 10:52 AM
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Know what...TTown hasn't posted since last night at 11:54 pm so she's now got a thread that has it's own life with every Mod known to us chiming in...and me.


Good for you TTown, good for you. Screw 'em all TTown...carry on.
 Quoting: DeadBeacon


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06/28/2013 11:16 AM
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oh my god how did I miss this thread?!?!?!?!?!

ttown you never let us down, that is for sure.

65 year old? holy crap!

:bigcruise:
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06/28/2013 11:19 AM
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Know what...TTown hasn't posted since last night at 11:54 pm so she's now got a thread that has it's own life with every Mod known to us chiming in...and me.


Good for you TTown, good for you. Screw 'em all TTown...carry on.
 Quoting: DeadBeacon



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Great album....I've still got it in vinyl.
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I'm glad you did DF, I would have been devastated if I missed this. Everyone will be referencing this thread for years to come and I would not have know what they were talking about LOL.
 Quoting: geminilion


Correct. There was no power on earth that would have prevented me from pinning such a rare masterpiece. This kind of doom relief doesn't present itself often, and for me to ignore it would be criminal.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


fine pieces of art.. found in the quandary of non-participation....

;)
 Quoting: Citizenperth


I think this pin will be my legacy.
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Many years from now this thread will be spoken about in hushed tones...it will become mythical, people will not believe such a thread existed.
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06/28/2013 12:38 PM

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However, I'm not convinced this thread is based on any form of truth. Strictly entertainment it seems....I hope.
 Quoting: Simple27




I'd like to unknow Ttown so I could maybe believe this as well.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


LOL!!!!
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06/28/2013 12:47 PM
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meanwhile james wood that 67 year old actor is raw dogging some hot 20 year old and not getting any press on it
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Correct. There was no power on earth that would have prevented me from pinning such a rare masterpiece. This kind of doom relief doesn't present itself often, and for me to ignore it would be criminal.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


fine pieces of art.. found in the quandary of non-participation....

;)
 Quoting: Citizenperth


I think this pin will be my legacy.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


Many years from now this thread will be spoken about in hushed tones...it will become mythical, people will not believe such a thread existed.
 Quoting: geminilion

If I never pinned another thread, I would feel satisfied that I gave GLP my best. Long live TTown. lolsign
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06/28/2013 05:45 PM
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06/28/2013 05:48 PM
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Too much information.
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


At least she no longer types in all caps, so it is an improvement.
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06/28/2013 05:56 PM
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WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT POSTED?

Come on GLP!!!! Are we this retarded?? Pin this shit??

Who pinned it?? some single girl with kids has a sugar daddy and a loose vagina and this shit is pinned??

pathetic!!
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You must be new to these parts.

lmao
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WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT POSTED?

Come on GLP!!!! Are we this retarded?? Pin this shit??

Who pinned it?? some single girl with kids has a sugar daddy and a loose vagina and this shit is pinned??

pathetic!!
 Quoting: agent73


You must be new to these parts.

lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42478041


TTOWNA A LEGEND
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putin
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This bitch is such a nasty whore ... and will never be loved by anyone worth a shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42254125


well that was shitty. I mean we're all being assholes but seriously -- that's going too far.

and it's not true.

in our own sick way, we all love her.
 Quoting: Only Me


Tis true. She's the genuine article.
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06/28/2013 06:38 PM
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Don't drink pop, it's poison. It doesn't matter if it's free, you are supporting an evil corporation while drugging yourself.

Putin
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You would think when SHTF canned Heinz tomato juice would be stockpiled! Why Dr.Pepper? hmm





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