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Woops! Obama Ordered Gun Report Reveals Guns Actually Save Lives

 
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didn't Ronald Reagan order a report on the effects of Marijuana and it came back as more beneficial than harmful?

I'm sure Obama will go the Reagan route and ignore so he can continue trumping american rights
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beneficial if your idea of good citizens is stoners...

like me, Reagan thought the human should be in possession of their faculties,

not drugged.
 Quoting: beeches


sure loved his alcohol though.
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alchohol is a gift of the Lord, used in

Jewish and Christian ceremonies.

if you or your friends can't handle it, find AA.

credicable link or your a Democrat.
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Do you have any reason at all to believe marijuana is not a gift from God?
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I'm sure this is the last we'll ever hear of this report!
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beneficial if your idea of good citizens is stoners...

like me, Reagan thought the human should be in possession of their faculties,

not drugged.
 Quoting: beeches


sure loved his alcohol though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42363786


alchohol is a gift of the Lord, used in

Jewish and Christian ceremonies.

if you or your friends can't handle it, find AA.

credicable link or your a Democrat.
 Quoting: beeches


Do you have any reason at all to believe marijuana is not a gift from God?
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oh boy you did it now.

He will go to hell and back to prove Jesus didn't use cannabis in his annointing oil. I've done lots of research on this and I do believe he did.

Most Christians I see that hate weed (but love beer) seem to be the fundi types. You cant argue with them.

I'll tell you what a real Christian told me one time.
"You see how society attack marijuana so venomously? Its a peaceful drug and the people who smoke it are peaceful. This is a world of sin. Thats why. Real godly people and godly things will be persecuted in this world. Just like the bible says"
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beneficial if your idea of good citizens is stoners...

like me, Reagan thought the human should be in possession of their faculties,

not drugged.
 Quoting: beeches


sure loved his alcohol though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42363786


alchohol is a gift of the Lord, used in

Jewish and Christian ceremonies.

if you or your friends can't handle it, find AA.

credicable link or your a Democrat.
 Quoting: beeches


Do you have any reason at all to believe marijuana is not a gift from God?
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find a reference in the Old Testament, the New Testament, the Torah, the Ketuvim and the Neviim -

basically the Bible -

that has God saying we should use marijuana, or praising it.

i doubt you can, but i am willing to learn.

If marijuana is a gift from God, He will mention it.

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beneficial if your idea of good citizens is stoners...

like me, Reagan thought the human should be in possession of their faculties,

not drugged.
 Quoting: beeches


sure loved his alcohol though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42363786


alchohol is a gift of the Lord, used in

Jewish and Christian ceremonies.

if you or your friends can't handle it, find AA.

credicable link or your a Democrat.
 Quoting: beeches


Do you have any reason at all to believe marijuana is not a gift from God?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25050963


Because gawd didnt put it into a grinder and put it into your pipe, or roll you a joint. She put alcohol into a bottle and put it on the shelf bro, liquor is just so natural and awesome.

This all comes right from the bible yo, god loves getting you fucked up and in fights at bars.
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maybe alchohol is someting you can't handle, but bread and wine are part of Communion.

Passover includes drinking wine - four cups.


Deal with it.
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because wine is mentioned so often in the Old and New Testaments, the Bible,

that is why muslimes don't drink it.
They reject God.




ironic, when you consider that the word al-chohol is an arabic word,

like al-gebra,

al-manac


and a few others.

But if God speaks well of it, muslimes will forbid it.

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because wine is mentioned so often in the Old and New Testaments, the Bible,

that is why muslimes don't drink it.
They reject God.




ironic, when you consider that the word al-chohol is an arabic word,

like al-gebra,

al-manac


and a few others.

But if God speaks well of it, muslimes will forbid it.
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God doesn't want you going around hating on his self created homies yo, and certainly wouldn't want you using his word to create hate and other wack conspiracies.

Turn thy butt cheek to the enemy or some shit, right?
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Marijuana is a medicinal plant, known to Indians and naturalists for possibly thousands of years

Some fascist comes along 50 years ago, wants to make a name for his brand new agency, so he vilifies it.
Congress bites into it, won't let go.
Making it illegal was, and is, a cash cow..

How stupid are we, anyway..?
Smoking pot kills my nausea immediately.
I'm on chemo.

How is this a bad thing..?

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I've noticed lately more and more people are getting in trouble for shooting would be attackers, robbers, etc.

Has anyone else noticed this disturbing trend?
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Beeches, try smoking a joint sometime. You'll drop the religion and obeying the bible and start living by gods word..the word that comes from the heart.

Most Christians problem is that their nose is stuck so far deep in the bible that they cant pull it out and see the light.

Yes, I believe the bible is the inspired word of god and that it contains alot of truth in it. But Christians seem to worship the bible more than god himself.
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I've noticed lately more and more people are getting in trouble for shooting would be attackers, robbers, etc.

Has anyone else noticed this disturbing trend?
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no. but then again I live in Florida.
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Do not ever give up your guns to protect yourself, your family and your property.
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7 Billion people on the planet!
That's a BIG number!
And I am one.
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No time for a meeting of the "Flat Earth Society" we must act!!!

What...you mean the "Flat Earth Society" is right?!?!?

No time for right, we must act!!!

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I think that suicide is a human right and a bullet is a whole lot better than slitting your wrist. Bullet to head = instant pain relief. If you're old, it's better than lying in bed while they change your depends. A bed ridden patient can live for 10 or 15 years, drawing money from the govt to pay for their 24x365 nursing care. Let people have some dignity.
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Americans as a nation have the culture of gun use. Why would they deny themselves an advantage like this?
People who are pushing these anti-gun laws want Americans to be weaker not safer, it is really that simple. This will be a huge step backwards.
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Here's some cool conspiracies for you foo's I just came up with as I get lit up for the first time today.

They're not going to ever take away your gun's, but they'll posture to make it seem like it's what they want to do, mainly to keep you all angry and paranoid about the GOV so they have a reason to mow you down when you ride up in that pick up truck with your mullet waving in the air, strapped up like your going to war, thinking they were months away from passing a bill that aims to collect your guns.


Or here's a short and sweet one.

Don't wanna take your guns, making it seem so, they know some planned revolution is about to happen, they're gonna need you well stocked with ammo and guns so that when your best friend comes knocking on the door you blow his head off thinking he's coming to rape your new born.

aight no so short but oh well.
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The British can't finish recolonizing our country until they disarm us!

Get with the program. Yes, your majesty, no your majesty.

Anything you want, your highness.

Bow low!

Turn in your guns - and bring your little boys and girls for their "viewing".

Thank you.

You might think I'm joking if you don't know that Michelle the ugly was a board member of the CFR's Chicago group, an offshoot of the Fabian Society, which is dedicated to the re-establishment of the British empire and recolonization of their former lands through stealth means. Their seal is the wolf in sheep's clothing. offshoots and programs. So big, it boggles the mind.

"as Lenin taught, if you want to operate in a capitalist society you must disguise yourself. Put the sheepskin on and you can easily mingle with the flock. Until, you decide to shed the skin and consume the flock. The most frightening thing about the image is that the socialists make no apology about being wolves and living among sheep.”"

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Send this report to everybody you know!

If we don't get it out, it won't be reported at all.

Also, I wonder why people who don't have guns seem to always think those who do are totally trigger-happy? That's just not the case. Otherwise, considering how many guns we have, there would be thousands shot daily!

I have a permit and even if I didn't I am not going to be a sitting duck for every robbing, home invading pervert--not ever.


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I've noticed lately more and more people are getting in trouble for shooting would be attackers, robbers, etc.

Has anyone else noticed this disturbing trend?
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People need to arm themselves with a gun and the knowledge of their local carry laws, and when deadly force is justifiable.

Plus keep a good lawyer on retainer, because when you do shoot someone, you better follow A thru Z perfectly, or some overzealous prosecutor (who probably hates guns), will go after your ass.
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The British can't finish recolonizing our country until they disarm us!

Get with the program. Yes, your majesty, no your majesty.

Anything you want, your highness.

Bow low!

Turn in your guns - and bring your little boys and girls for their "viewing".

Thank you.

You might think I'm joking if you don't know that Michelle the ugly was a board member of the CFR's Chicago group, an offshoot of the Fabian Society, which is dedicated to the re-establishment of the British empire and recolonization of their former lands through stealth means. Their seal is the wolf in sheep's clothing. offshoots and programs. So big, it boggles the mind.

"as Lenin taught, if you want to operate in a capitalist society you must disguise yourself. Put the sheepskin on and you can easily mingle with the flock. Until, you decide to shed the skin and consume the flock. The most frightening thing about the image is that the socialists make no apology about being wolves and living among sheep.”"

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didn't Ronald Reagan order a report on the effects of Marijuana and it came back as more beneficial than harmful?

I'm sure Obama will go the Reagan route and ignore so he can continue trumping american rights
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beneficial if your idea of good citizens is stoners...

like me, Reagan thought the human should be in possession of their faculties,

not drugged.
 Quoting: beeches


Better for a community to be "stoned" on SRI's and SSRI's
only the Pharmakia industry should be allowed (encouraged) to get you "stoned"
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yea, his first...

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I've noticed lately more and more people are getting in trouble for shooting would be attackers, robbers, etc.

Has anyone else noticed this disturbing trend?
 Quoting: Dinkytuff


no. but then again I live in Florida.
 Quoting: eekers


Here's a couple links you might be interested in.

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[link to www.theblaze.com]

And there were a couple in Texas and Arizona lately
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