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If Jesus Walked The Earth Today.......

 
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What would Jesus eat?

Swiss cheese...because it's holy

Miracle whip

Heavenly hash

Uncle Ben's Converted rice...used to be a heathen

Chicken Allah king? nope
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I believe He would be very different then many might think.

I see Him walking the cold dark streets at night, looking for the prostitutes.

I see Him searching under bridges, looking for the homeless drunks.

I see Him walking down dark alley's looking for the lost junkies shooting up behind the dumpsters.

I see Him visiting the prisons, in search of the ones who are remorseful.

I see Him going to the local shelters in search of His children that have no home and have fallen through the cracks.

I see Him out searching for the broken ones, the suffering ones, the lost ones, the outcasts of society, the ones that nobody cares about, feeling compassion for them and wanting to heal their pain and heal their hearts.

Luke 19:10 "For the Son of Man came to seek and to save the lost."


 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Thank you for being a vessel for God to use as I've been wondering and praying about where I can go to touch people and share the Gospel..

"But Jesus said to them, “A prophet is not without honor except in his own town and in his own home.” Mt. 13:57

do you think I need to leave my home town to do this?
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I believe He would be very different then many might think.

I see Him walking the cold dark streets at night, looking for the prostitutes.

I see Him searching under bridges, looking for the homeless drunks.

I see Him walking down dark alley's looking for the lost junkies shooting up behind the dumpsters.

I see Him visiting the prisons, in search of the ones who are remorseful.

I see Him going to the local shelters in search of His children that have no home and have fallen through the cracks.

I see Him out searching for the broken ones, the suffering ones, the lost ones, the outcasts of society, the ones that nobody cares about, feeling compassion for them and wanting to heal their pain and heal their hearts.

Luke 19:10 "For the Son of Man came to seek and to save the lost."


 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Thank you for being a vessel for God to use as I've been wondering and praying about where I can go to touch people and share the Gospel..

"But Jesus said to them, “A prophet is not without honor except in his own town and in his own home.” Mt. 13:57

do you think I need to leave my home town to do this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38813446


I think all towns have suffering people living in them. Keep asking God about what you should do and where you should go. He will lead you.

hf
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Ok so when he finds them what does he do with them? He has a ton of cash? He is building refuge camps for them or something? lol
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Ok so when he finds them what does he do with them? He has a ton of cash? He is building refuge camps for them or something? lol
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He would love them, heal them and teach them.........if they were willing.

hf
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And the religious leaders would probably say, "Who is this? He hangs out with prostitutes and junkies! Clearly this can't be the Son of God!"

Things never change............
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


hi lisa
maybe this time he will provide practical information that permits society to understand how and why our cultures can become free of the physical habits that we have acquired in satisfying our natural requirements of eating, sleeping and enjoying our children within reasonable safety and comfort that is feels natural to nurture and child within including being able to be with your child in doing so without recourse to "worry" about the issues than often arise in doing so in regards to free time and ample supple of energy , food and shelter to nurture within

it is quite a long list of information for him to provide this time around

is the sensation
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If Jesus Walked The Earth Today.......


He would laugh at all you Bibletards.
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a church goer in work turned around to say that she doubts gods existence as if he did exist why would he allow all the suffering, i told her that her point was selfish and that she hadnt understood the bible at all to be making a conversation about it, minding the fact that she was young!

your opinion is very important but i think your wrong as i dont see jesus looking for 'the weak' but that maybe he does live amongst them at the bottom of the food chain and accepting him will be very hard for some, it will also be a valuable lesson, it will serve multitude purposes come judgment about the flesh and the existence of humanity.

the question about our world leaders is what path have they took?

but then again do we need a shepherd?
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And the religious leaders would probably say, "Who is this? He hangs out with prostitutes and junkies! Clearly this can't be the Son of God!"

Things never change............
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


hi lisa
maybe this time he will provide practical information that permits society to understand how and why our cultures can become free of the physical habits that we have acquired in satisfying our natural requirements of eating, sleeping and enjoying our children within reasonable safety and comfort that is feels natural to nurture and child within including being able to be with your child in doing so without recourse to "worry" about the issues than often arise in doing so in regards to free time and ample supple of energy , food and shelter to nurture within

it is quite a long list of information for him to provide this time around

is the sensation
 Quoting: aether


In His kingdom that is coming, life will be very different. Every need will be met, and it will be amazing. No worries.

hf
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I believe He would be very different then many might think.

I see Him walking the cold dark streets at night, looking for the prostitutes.

I see Him searching under bridges, looking for the homeless drunks.

I see Him walking down dark alley's looking for the lost junkies shooting up behind the dumpsters.

I see Him visiting the prisons, in search of the ones who are remorseful.

I see Him going to the local shelters in search of His children that have no home and have fallen through the cracks.

I see Him out searching for the broken ones, the suffering ones, the lost ones, the outcasts of society, the ones that nobody cares about, feeling compassion for them and wanting to heal their pain and heal their hearts.

Luke 19:10 "For the Son of Man came to seek and to save the lost."


 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


YES Lisa
you again show that your are True in Christ

much love,
and thank you for your words
out of the depth of the soul

hf
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He would be put in a mental hospital and doing the thorazine shuffle.
I'd love to change the world
But I don't know what to do
So I'll leave it up to you
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a church goer in work turned around to say that she doubts gods existence as if he did exist why would he allow all the suffering, i told her that her point was selfish and that she hadnt understood the bible at all to be making a conversation about it, minding the fact that she was young!

your opinion is very important but i think your wrong as i dont see jesus looking for 'the weak' but that maybe he does live amongst them at the bottom of the food chain and accepting him will be very hard for some, it will also be a valuable lesson, it will serve multitude purposes come judgment about the flesh and the existence of humanity.

the question about our world leaders is what path have they took?

but then again do we need a shepherd?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42465283


What you view as "the bottom of the food chain" is actually the top of the food chain in many spiritual instances.

“So the last will be first, and the first will be last.”


Perception.......Jesus said:

“Blessed are the poor in spirit,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are those who mourn,
for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek,
for they will inherit the earth.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness,
for they will be filled.
Blessed are the merciful,
for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the pure in heart,
for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers,
for they will be called children of God.
Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
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YES Lisa
you again show that your are True in Christ

much love,
and thank you for your words
out of the depth of the soul

hf
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If I'm true, it's because He makes me true.

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He would be put in a mental hospital and doing the thorazine shuffle.
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yeah sure
that's why he s also Christ
not only Jesus

all the dark forces would indeed put all their strength to do such a feat
but this time they will fail
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I believe He would be very different then many might think.

I see Him walking the cold dark streets at night, looking for the prostitutes.

I see Him searching under bridges, looking for the homeless drunks.

I see Him walking down dark alley's looking for the lost junkies shooting up behind the dumpsters.

I see Him visiting the prisons, in search of the ones who are remorseful.

I see Him going to the local shelters in search of His children that have no home and have fallen through the cracks.

I see Him out searching for the broken ones, the suffering ones, the lost ones, the outcasts of society, the ones that nobody cares about, feeling compassion for them and wanting to heal their pain and heal their hearts.

Luke 19:10 "For the Son of Man came to seek and to save the lost."


 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Jesus never left. He is here and well.
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God Bless !

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I believe He would be very different then many might think.

I see Him walking the cold dark streets at night, looking for the prostitutes.

I see Him searching under bridges, looking for the homeless drunks.

I see Him walking down dark alley's looking for the lost junkies shooting up behind the dumpsters.

I see Him visiting the prisons, in search of the ones who are remorseful.

I see Him going to the local shelters in search of His children that have no home and have fallen through the cracks.

I see Him out searching for the broken ones, the suffering ones, the lost ones, the outcasts of society, the ones that nobody cares about, feeling compassion for them and wanting to heal their pain and heal their hearts.

Luke 19:10 "For the Son of Man came to seek and to save the lost."


 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Jesus never left. He is here and well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42437783


He lives in the hearts and minds of people who practice the kingdom of unconditional love for all beings, and all nature. Jesus has no enemies.
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Ok so when he finds them what does he do with them? He has a ton of cash? He is building refuge camps for them or something? lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23382441


He would love them, heal them and teach them.........if they were willing.

hf
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


What are the steps to administering the Gospel and like what order?


I know I am filled with the Holy Spirit as I daily fight against sin and self and am trying to sacrifice all to Christ and quickly repent when i realize ive sinned again but I was only called out of the world a year ago by Christ and am unsure how to minister to others.


Do they have to believe first for God to touch them?

Do I lay on hands First then they are healed/filled with the holy ghost/believe?

What do I say when I first walk up to people?
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And the religious leaders would probably say, "Who is this? He hangs out with prostitutes and junkies! Clearly this can't be the Son of God!"

Things never change............
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


hi lisa
maybe this time he will provide practical information that permits society to understand how and why our cultures can become free of the physical habits that we have acquired in satisfying our natural requirements of eating, sleeping and enjoying our children within reasonable safety and comfort that is feels natural to nurture and child within including being able to be with your child in doing so without recourse to "worry" about the issues than often arise in doing so in regards to free time and ample supple of energy , food and shelter to nurture within

it is quite a long list of information for him to provide this time around

is the sensation
 Quoting: aether


In His kingdom that is coming, life will be very different. Every need will be met, and it will be amazing. No worries.

hf
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


i know , the thinking is where to place jesus within the context of what is arising because of the three faiths that know jesus only one declare him god
and of the faith that does it is a minority within the faith that today declares him so
thus i am testing to know, if jesus becomes a prophet in our noticeable future, not a god, by definition, do you feel it will be detrimental to the contribution jesus has made to that which you correctly say is forth coming
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Ok so when he finds them what does he do with them? He has a ton of cash? He is building refuge camps for them or something? lol
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I Think he would be building refugee camps inside them.
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He lives in the hearts and minds of people who practice the kingdom of unconditional love for all beings, and all nature. Jesus has no enemies.
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Jesus never left. He is here and well.
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Truth! dance
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God Bless !

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Ok so when he finds them what does he do with them? He has a ton of cash? He is building refuge camps for them or something? lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23382441


He would love them, heal them and teach them.........if they were willing.

hf
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


What are the steps to administering the Gospel and like what order?


I know I am filled with the Holy Spirit as I daily fight against sin and self and am trying to sacrifice all to Christ and quickly repent when i realize ive sinned again but I was only called out of the world a year ago by Christ and am unsure how to minister to others.


Do they have to believe first for God to touch them?

Do I lay on hands First then they are healed/filled with the holy ghost/believe?

What do I say when I first walk up to people?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38813446


There is no one size fits all, and no step by step instruction booklet.......lol.

Pray about it and let the Holy Spirit be your guide.

hf
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There is a book: Mission by Patrick Tilley

[link to www.amazon.com]

a very compelling book if you can find it


"Easter Sunday. The naked body of a 35-year old man is rushed into Manhattan General Hospital. He has a two-inch stab wound below his rib cage and nail wounds in his feet and wrists. The impossible has happened: Jesus Christ has appeared 7000 miles and 20 centuries away from the Crucifixion- dead on arrival.
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One of my favorite accounts in the Bible, Luke 7.

“Now one of the Pharisees asked Jesus to have dinner with him, so he went into the Pharisee’s house and took his place at the table. Then when a woman of that town, who was a sinner, learned that Jesus was dining at the Pharisee’s house, she brought an alabaster jar of perfumed oil. As she stood behind him at his feet, weeping, she began to wet his feet with her tears. She wiped them with her hair, kissed them, and anointed them with the perfumed oil.

Now when the Pharisee who had invited him saw this, he said to himself, “If this man were a prophet, he would know who and what kind of woman this is who is touching him, that she is a sinner.” So Jesus answered him, “Simon, I have something to say to you.” He replied, “Say it, Teacher.” “A certain creditor had two debtors; one owed him five hundred silver coins, and the other fifty. When they could not pay, he canceled the debts of both. Now which of them will love him more?” Simon answered, “I suppose the one who had the bigger debt canceled.” Jesus said to him, “You have judged rightly.”

Then, turning toward the woman, he said to Simon, “Do you see this woman? I entered your house. You gave me no water for my feet, but she has wet my feet with her tears and wiped them with her hair. You gave me no kiss of greeting, but from the time I entered she has not stopped kissing my feet. You did not anoint my head with oil, but she has anointed my feet with perfumed oil. Therefore I tell you, her sins, which were many, are forgiven, thus she loved much; but the one who is forgiven little loves little.” Then Jesus said to her, “Your sins are forgiven.” But those who were at the table with him began to say among themselves, “Who is this, who even forgives sins?” He said to the woman, “Your faith has saved you; go in peace.”

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I believe He would be very different then many might think.

Just a bit more technological ....

I see Him walking the cold dark streets at night, looking for the prostitutes.

no, placing adds in adultfriendfider.com

I see Him searching under bridges, looking for the homeless drunks.

no, preaching in salvation army stay houses (yes)

I see Him walking down dark alley's looking for the lost junkies shooting up behind the dumpsters.

no , in the internet educating young people so they don't end being junkies ...( alike in this forum )

I see Him visiting the prisons, in search of the ones who are remorseful.

no, teaching to those who have remorse so they don't commit the errors that may take them to prison..

I see Him going to the local shelters in search of His children that have no home and have fallen through the cracks.

no my spirit is within the young souls among the internet channeling my wisdom to others

I see Him out searching for the broken ones, the suffering ones, the lost ones, the outcasts of society, the ones that nobody cares about, feeling compassion for them and wanting to heal their pain and heal their hearts.

the internet is the tool to spread his spirit so other humans care for others humans and the holy spirit manifest everywhere thru every one ..

Luke 19:10 "For the Son of Man came to seek and to save the lost."

Came to redeem evil , return it to gods kingdom ..




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Ok so when he finds them what does he do with them? He has a ton of cash? He is building refuge camps for them or something? lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23382441


He would love them, heal them and teach them.........if they were willing.

hf
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


What are the steps to administering the Gospel and like what order?


I know I am filled with the Holy Spirit as I daily fight against sin and self and am trying to sacrifice all to Christ and quickly repent when i realize ive sinned again but I was only called out of the world a year ago by Christ and am unsure how to minister to others.


Do they have to believe first for God to touch them?

Do I lay on hands First then they are healed/filled with the holy ghost/believe?

What do I say when I first walk up to people?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38813446


There is no one size fits all, and no step by step instruction booklet.......lol.

Pray about it and let the Holy Spirit be your guide.

hf
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa

thank you for your responses
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I always have great respect for Disciples that go to prisons and witness , the reason we have so many is we punish more than we love
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If Jesus will born mexican will you let him speak?

I think not

If Jesus will born Irani will you accept him?

I think not

if Jesus will born gay will you have tolerance?

I think not

if Jesus will born in Somalia will you feed him?

I think not

if Jesus will born in a poor country will you hear him?

I think not


iF Jesus walked the earth today....America need him more than anybody
with tears streaming down my face.

You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.





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