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To Johnny Depp...

 
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I don't know if you really post here, but I'm a dreamer and it can't hurt to try, right? Right. So if you see this, I'm not going to gush all over you. I don't want to ask you about you. I'd like to ask you about Bob Anderson, if you have a moment. Thanks. freejacksonthomas@gmail.com
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06/29/2013 05:30 AM
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I don't know if you really post here, but I'm a dreamer and it can't hurt to try, right? Right. So if you see this, I'm not going to gush all over you. I don't want to ask you about you. I'd like to ask you about Bob Anderson, if you have a moment. Thanks. freejacksonthomas@gmail.com
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REEEAAALLLY! WOWEEEEEEEEEE!

Screw Joe Rogan and any of the other celebs who post here. I want a bit of Johnny too.

Hey, John :) IAM your biggest fan. Luckily for you too, I am an experienced Cougar, so don't be put off by the age difference.

Wanna meet me later? I'll give you some more pirate piercings.
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06/29/2013 05:33 AM
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That's ... something. Heh.
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06/29/2013 05:38 AM
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Two Aussies posted. You know who else was from there (basically)? Errol Flynn. Hmm. Now that's something.

What do I know? I don't even know, but there's something going on, damn it. Something in the vibrations within the space of the air around me.

Need to know information, here, if at all possible ... I humbly, request. Penitently. Thamk you.
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06/29/2013 05:46 AM
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Two Aussies posted. You know who else was from there (basically)? Errol Flynn. Hmm. Now that's something.

What do I know? I don't even know, but there's something going on, damn it. Something in the vibrations within the space of the air around me.

Need to know information, here, if at all possible ... I humbly, request. Penitently. Thamk you.
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Well, um, err. We used to be proud to have given the world Errol Flynn, but then we found out that he was just a homo all along, and everyone female in the world was duped by him.

Tasmania did produce someone better than Errol though. Such a long time since I read his book, I can't recall the name of it.

But it was about non-doing. That when you can just relax into something, and let your body be controlled merely by unconscious impulse from the brain, you will get a much better result than trying to direct the movements of your body.

The Alexander Technique it was called. Way ahead of its time. Probably all fucked over by the Americans now, but in its purest form, it was a darn good idea.
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06/29/2013 05:48 AM
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Hi there, this is the Depster!
I'm with Roman and Emir in a Chalet.
Greetings to all
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Aussies like rum, which is probably why you attracted our attention. In fact, the earliest soldiers sent from England to guard the convicts, became known as the "Rum Corps". That was because they got paid in rum, instead of cash, and then once they were really drunk, they gave harder beatings to the prisoners.
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Two Aussies posted. You know who else was from there (basically)? Errol Flynn. Hmm. Now that's something.

What do I know? I don't even know, but there's something going on, damn it. Something in the vibrations within the space of the air around me.

Need to know information, here, if at all possible ... I humbly, request. Penitently. Thamk you.
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Well, um, err. We used to be proud to have given the world Errol Flynn, but then we found out that he was just a homo all along, and everyone female in the world was duped by him.

Tasmania did produce someone better than Errol though. Such a long time since I read his book, I can't recall the name of it.

But it was about non-doing. That when you can just relax into something, and let your body be controlled merely by unconscious impulse from the brain, you will get a much better result than trying to direct the movements of your body.

The Alexander Technique it was called. Way ahead of its time. Probably all fucked over by the Americans now, but in its purest form, it was a darn good idea.
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The Alexander Technique. Heh. I'm not some new-ager or anything, but synchronicity is a strange thing. I'm amazed at the things the universe consistently throws my way.

I'm going to look that up. Thanks.
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I'm friends with Johnny Depp. He doesn't post here.
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Hi there, this is the Depster!
I'm with Roman and Emir in a Chalet.
Greetings to all
JD
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Thanks for checking in John, and letting us know that you are safe. Night John-Boy!

hf

See my user name to find my address written in code.
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I'm friends with Johnny Depp. He doesn't post here.
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Ok. If you could pass along the request I'd be in your debt. I assure you, I'm not going to ask him anything about himself. Just need to discuss Mr. Anderson with someone who worked with him. Watched a commentary for Pirates with my wife tonight and Mr. Depp called him a Legend.
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I'm friends with Johnny Depp. He doesn't post here.
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Your post was debunked by the real Johnny Depp, before you even hit 'post'

Must suck to loose all the time. I don't feel sorry for you. In fact I am laughing my guts out here.
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06/29/2013 05:55 AM
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Hi there, this is the Depster!
I'm with Roman and Emir in a Chalet.
Greetings to all
JD
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Thanks for checking in John, and letting us know that you are safe. Night John-Boy!

hf

See my user name to find my address written in code.
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Hey No Prob- be back in my atelier, got some paintings to finish in PDLT
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Fools.
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06/29/2013 05:56 AM
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For Johnny, with love from your Aussie fanclub.

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Dumping the mother of your children said a lot.
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06/29/2013 05:57 AM
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REEEAAALLLY! WOWEEEEEEEEEE!

Screw Joe Rogan and any of the other celebs who post here. I want a bit of Johnny too.

Hey, John :) IAM your biggest fan. Luckily for you too, I am an experienced Cougar, so don't be put off by the age difference.

Wanna meet me later? I'll give you some more pirate piercings.
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Hahaha! Depp is 50 years old. So how old is this cougar? 90?
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Hahaha! Depp is 50 years old. So how old is this cougar? 90?
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You shut your mouth. My age is my secret. You're just a wanna be kick boxer who wishes he looked like Johnnie Depp. And guess what. You got no hope in hell.

I can see your warts from here in the old people's home. You cheeky young upstart. Fuck off.
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06/29/2013 06:07 AM
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Apparently Johnny Depp has recently been seen drinking in The Cricketers pub in Hartley Wintney, Hampshire - not far from me
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Thanks for checking in John, and letting us know that you are safe. Night John-Boy!

hf

See my user name to find my address written in code.
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Hey No Prob- be back in my atelier, got some paintings to finish in PDLT


Cool. Have fun. I should still be here later. It is only early at my place. But I have to share my laptop with my son, since his computer got fucked over recently. So I might have to give it up for a bit, once he crawls out of bed.

hf

Fear and Loathing was a great movie by the way. Except I was very out of it the night I rented the video and watched it. I could hardly remember it the next morning. But since I had already read the book many years before, I knew the score. Just missed out on perving on your handsome face :(

I did hire it for my son recently though, he enjoyed it. As did some tripping teenagers I am associated with. They thanked me for recommending it to them.
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06/29/2013 06:10 AM
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[link to www.gethampshire.co.uk]
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Apparently Johnny Depp has recently been seen drinking in The Cricketers pub in Hartley Wintney, Hampshire - not far from me
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AC, have you ever made your way over to West Sussex? I'm sure you have, this question is rhetorical. Ignore it. Ok, real question: have you ever been to Halnaker Mill, in W. Sussex?
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Dumping the mother of your children said a lot.
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That was more than a little presumptuous and judgemental, don't you think?

Crawl back into your cave.

No ones loved ones will be left behind when we all work together towards new earth, and then head up there.

Your team will be the only ones leaving the things that are important to them behind. Its called Karma. Its a bitch, like you.
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Apparently Johnny Depp has recently been seen drinking in The Cricketers pub in Hartley Wintney, Hampshire - not far from me
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AC, have you ever made your way over to West Sussex? I'm sure you have, this question is rhetorical. Ignore it. Ok, real question: have you ever been to Halnaker Mill, in W. Sussex?
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I know Chichester and the Witterings, which is only about 30 mins drive from me in south Hampshire. I don't know Halnaker Mill though.
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Apparently Johnny Depp has recently been seen drinking in The Cricketers pub in Hartley Wintney, Hampshire - not far from me
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42125312


AC, have you ever made your way over to West Sussex? I'm sure you have, this question is rhetorical. Ignore it. Ok, real question: have you ever been to Halnaker Mill, in W. Sussex?
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I know Chichester and the Witterings, which is only about 30 mins drive from me in south Hampshire. I don't know Halnaker Mill though.
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Gotcha. Thanks.
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Dumping the mother of your children said a lot.
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That was more than a little presumptuous and judgemental, don't you think?

Crawl back into your cave.

No ones loved ones will be left behind when we all work together towards new earth, and then head up there.

Your team will be the only ones leaving the things that are important to them behind. Its called Karma. Its a bitch, like you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2921901


Good luck with that.
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Firstly. Why didn't some Aussie post and tell me that Pirates is on tv right now, and I could have been perving on John instead of talking to him on a forum?

That's followed, on another channel, by Batman Begins. I don't think I will watch that one.

The Centurion is on after Pirates, any one know if that is a good movie or not?

Secondly. Oooops, I seem to have forgotten what number two was. Damn senility! Might have to post when it comes back to me.
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[link to imageshack.us]

Savvy?
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Dear Johhny, you don't know me, but remember what the heathers did to you, repent, get saved, keep the money, make more movies, eject the the head of Disney and take over, if you think you have the cohjones, amen.