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User ID: 42569454 Germany 06/30/2013 07:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Justin Bieber's Monkey Adjusts to New Life in Germany > 50% Mally has moved into a zoo called Serengeti Park (Justin would have called it the 'Geti), and will be living with six other Capuchin monkeys for the rest of his natural life (he will probably die young due to the excesses of his early life). But what of Mally? Is this truly the end of our saga, a happy monkey on an island surrounded by other monkeys, peaceably enjoying their remaining days? Or is that island, that "Mally-bu," not just an island, but a mount? A place for Mally to explain the evils of the humans — the rejection, the pain, the dismissal that they deal to the primates of this planet? Why not rise up and take their planet back? ME: YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! OH, DAMN YOU! GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! Gigantic, destroyed Bieber statue lies in pieces along the beach. — End — [ link to gawker.com] Niemand |
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User ID: 42336391 Germany 06/30/2013 07:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Justin Bieber's Monkey Adjusts to New Life in Germany He´s in a better place now lol Last Edited by Trickster on 06/30/2013 07:24 AMAnd Miles to go before I sleep, miles to go before I sleep.... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10735520 United States 06/30/2013 07:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Justin Bieber's Monkey Adjusts to New Life in Germany It should be against the law to own or sell exotic animals. The monkey is probably smarter than Bieber. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 42572669 Germany 06/30/2013 07:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Justin Bieber's Monkey Adjusts to New Life in Germany
It should be against the law to own or sell exotic animals. The monkey is probably smarter than Bieber.
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 5975214 Germany 06/30/2013 07:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Justin Bieber's Monkey Adjusts to New Life in Germany His monkey will feel very special because there are less monkeys here than in the U.S. |