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HELP KITTEN IS SICK!!

 
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HELP KITTEN IS SICK!!
I found this kitten which is only a few days old abandoned by its mother.

It's really sick now, so weak that it is barely making any noise and isn't moving that much, and it is salivating a lot. I have to use a syringe tube to feed it, but milk (made from powder for kittens of course) would leak from its mouth.

WTF can I do!!?? The idea of this fellow dying is worse then any GLP doom combined!!

I'm keeping it warm at the right temperature, and I've been to the vet and gave it some medicine, but they don't seem to help a lot.

PANIC MODE ON!!!!
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06/30/2013 09:28 AM
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Take it to the vets post haste
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06/30/2013 09:29 AM
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Chances are very high it has distemper OP, take it to the vet ASAP but be prepared for heartbreak.
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06/30/2013 09:30 AM
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Re: HELP KITTEN IS SICK!!
I found this kitten which is only a few days old abandoned by its mother.

It's really sick now, so weak that it is barely making any noise and isn't moving that much, and it is salivating a lot. I have to use a syringe tube to feed it, but milk (made from powder for kittens of course) would leak from its mouth.

WTF can I do!!?? The idea of this fellow dying is worse then any GLP doom combined!!

I'm keeping it warm at the right temperature, and I've been to the vet and gave it some medicine, but they don't seem to help a lot.

PANIC MODE ON!!!!
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Send it to North Korea. A kitten could feed a family of five there for a month.
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Re: HELP KITTEN IS SICK!!
I found this kitten which is only a few days old abandoned by its mother.

It's really sick now, so weak that it is barely making any noise and isn't moving that much, and it is salivating a lot. I have to use a syringe tube to feed it, but milk (made from powder for kittens of course) would leak from its mouth.

WTF can I do!!?? The idea of this fellow dying is worse then any GLP doom combined!!

I'm keeping it warm at the right temperature, and I've been to the vet and gave it some medicine, but they don't seem to help a lot.

PANIC MODE ON!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42517981


Do you have a hammer?

Sounds like it has rabies.
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06/30/2013 09:35 AM
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hf886hf GLP effect for kittans
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hf886hf GLP effect for kittans
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Let's hope.
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06/30/2013 09:47 AM
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hold your hands apart and flex them gently until you feel a magnetic pull. If you hold them still, you should feel tingles. Apply this to the kitten, and, if you don't think it's gross do the same thing to his or her saliva, drink it or put it in a dish with warm milk for your kitten. I am praying too
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hold your hands apart and flex them gently until you feel a magnetic pull. If you hold them still, you should feel tingles. Apply this to the kitten, and, if you don't think it's gross do the same thing to his or her saliva, drink it or put it in a dish with warm milk for your kitten. I am praying too
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Ur fukkinnutz!

Do NOT do this!!!
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06/30/2013 09:50 AM
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I thought you guys ate cats. Not being snarky, I really did. Glad to see you care.
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06/30/2013 09:50 AM
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take it to a vet...it may need an injection under the skin for dehydration ...it needs rest it still may not survive
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Re: HELP KITTEN IS SICK!!
hold your hands apart and flex them gently until you feel a magnetic pull. If you hold them still, you should feel tingles. Apply this to the kitten, and, if you don't think it's gross do the same thing to his or her saliva, drink it or put it in a dish with warm milk for your kitten. I am praying too
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Ur fukkinnutz!

Do NOT do this!!!
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fuck you, your kitten would be dead, a goner, not coming back the next day [link to www.google.ca (secure)]
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06/30/2013 09:53 AM
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No one cares. Go on a fucking animal forum or some shit.
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06/30/2013 09:57 AM
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No one cares. Go on a fucking animal forum or some shit.
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You look gay as fuck in that avatar, really should change it.
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06/30/2013 09:58 AM
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Go to a pharmacy and get some disposable cheap syringe and break the needle and needle holder off, get some decent soft cat food and add just enough water to make a runny paste and suck in into the syringe and gently squeeze it out while just in front of the kitten's mouth. If it will take the mixture it will probably live. If it is so young that it can't then it is going to pass away. Normally they don't poop for the time they are supposed to be on mom's milk as there is a sack to prevent that.
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06/30/2013 09:59 AM
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Mix together some honey and water and bottle feed it to him. I had the same issue a year ago and she bounced back. Praying :)
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No one cares. Go on a fucking animal forum or some shit.
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Let me guess, your Mom abandoned you as soon as you started to open your trap and talk.

You look gay as fuck in that avatar, really should change it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26447781

Actually it is his comments that shows he is 'gay as fuck'.

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06/30/2013 10:02 AM
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Alright, I got a electric heater for him and fed him some sugar water (about 5%), and it seems to like it, even starting to stretch and yawn and squeak a little.

Hope he'll make it :)
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Call the vet, they can tell you the proper mixture of milk (pet milk, I think)& caro syrup...I think that's all that goes in the mixture..you can also give it a little coloidal silver. Good luck to you & your newfound kitteh. hugs

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Alright, I got a electric heater for him and fed him some sugar water (about 5%), and it seems to like it, even starting to stretch and yawn and squeak a little.

Hope he'll make it :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42517981


hf..but still, get him to a vet as soon as possible!!
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06/30/2013 10:06 AM
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Re: HELP KITTEN IS SICK!!
Alright, I got a electric heater for him and fed him some sugar water (about 5%), and it seems to like it, even starting to stretch and yawn and squeak a little.

Hope he'll make it :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42517981


hf..but still, get him to a vet as soon as possible!!
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That'll be tomorrow...it's 10PM here now :(
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I thought you guys ate cats. Not being snarky, I really did. Glad to see you care.
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We wait for DOOM to be presented to us. It does not matter kind of DOOM it is. Big or small. Then we infuse all the doom possible into the situation such that it ends up being much less doom that it was even before we heard about in the first place.
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06/30/2013 10:10 AM
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Re: HELP KITTEN IS SICK!!
Alright, I got a electric heater for him and fed him some sugar water (about 5%), and it seems to like it, even starting to stretch and yawn and squeak a little.

Hope he'll make it :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42517981


Good luck OP


I am fostering five kitties in my toilet.
Stinks like all hell, And one of them has diarrhea
:(

Trying to find a home For each and everyone of them right now..
It ain't easy... But they are cute as hell
hf
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06/30/2013 10:12 AM
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Here some religitard words of comfort, for you and your pussy.

My uncle told me, that all of our deceased pets are waiting for us on New Earth. I like that notion, because I had a few good ones over the years.

Now, since your pussy is not quite dead yet, it becomes a matter of bible study to understand if part of her is already there waiting for you, or if none of her can go until she totally karks it here.

We also have to take into account that cats have nine lives. Therefore, to be able to fully understand where she is at now on the wheel of karma and destiny, becomes more complicated than for humans, because you have to multiply it all by the power of 9?

Do you understand son? Do you have any more questions about pussy, and its ability to withstand more trauma than most human ones can?
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06/30/2013 10:18 AM
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Something on this thread took out the vision in my left eye. It has gone all blurry. I have looked at my anti-programming symbols and it isnt working this time.

What nasty fucker planted that on this thread? Fess up, cause I wanna kick your ass. I already have to wear reading glasses, now to loose an eye, that's just not right.

Still blurrying and refusing to focus, weird shapes in what I am seeing. Like a little electrical pulse demon.
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06/30/2013 10:21 AM
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I stronly advise abandoning this thread. I already had a white crystal pointed at my screen. It is highlighting just how many of these little electrical fuckers are jumping out of it, and filling the area around me.

Never seen it all so clearly before. I must be growing more powerful, lol.

I can't seem to dissolve the little fuckers though, but I will find something that does.

Nice try illuminati reptilian non-groovers.
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No one cares. Go on a fucking animal forum or some shit.
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You look gay as fuck in that avatar, really should change it.
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yup....ohyeah



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Sorry OP, but I'm afraid the kitty is a goner.
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I stronly advise abandoning this thread. I already had a white crystal pointed at my screen. It is highlighting just how many of these little electrical fuckers are jumping out of it, and filling the area around me.

Never seen it all so clearly before. I must be growing more powerful, lol.

I can't seem to dissolve the little fuckers though, but I will find something that does.

Nice try illuminati reptilian non-groovers.
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wtf
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With that situation keep dropping in milk/water every 10 minutes.
she is dehydrated.
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06/30/2013 10:46 AM
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It is most likely dehydrated. Ask the vet about giving it laqctated ringers(IV is necessaqry) to stabilize it and then the appropriate formula.
IN the ionterim, goats milk from your finger tip and encouraging it via asking it to help itself. Cats are amazing and if you can etaqblish a connection it may risze to the occasion.

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