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HELP KITTEN IS SICK!!

 
JustinSider

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Lol at all the people who hate on me. Really lol.. I laugh in your faces because you have IQs lower than the cat you are trying to save.
Don't get me wrong, I fucking love animals! Growing up I had a freaking farm pretty much.

But THIS ISN'T THE PLACE TO ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT A CAT. Does it say anywhere on this forum that it is about how to take care of sick animals? NO!

This is a fucking conspiracy site. Unless your saying this cat has electronics implanted in its body and you think the Russians sent it to spy on you, just please go somewhere else. Anywhere else. Fuck..

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JustinSider

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06/30/2013 11:11 AM
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Oh I forgot this one too.

RunTrain!

Please try to come up with an educated response for this.
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Who the fuck is Help Kitten? When I read the title I thought I was going to be watching a really cool band called Help Kitten...
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I found this kitten which is only a few days old abandoned by its mother.

It's really sick now, so weak that it is barely making any noise and isn't moving that much, and it is salivating a lot. I have to use a syringe tube to feed it, but milk (made from powder for kittens of course) would leak from its mouth.

WTF can I do!!?? The idea of this fellow dying is worse then any GLP doom combined!!

I'm keeping it warm at the right temperature, and I've been to the vet and gave it some medicine, but they don't seem to help a lot.

PANIC MODE ON!!!!
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Colloidal silver, it does so much, kills parasites, bacteria, fungus, ect/
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Who the fuck is Help Kitten? When I read the title I thought I was going to be watching a really cool band called Help Kitten...
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:D haha this is the only thing funny/cool about this thread.
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06/30/2013 12:26 PM
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Oh I forgot this one too.


Please try to come up with an educated response for this.
 Quoting: JustinSider

2/2 in showing you are an idiot.

Last Edited by MHz on 06/30/2013 12:27 PM
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Lol at all the people who hate on me. Really lol.. I laugh in your faces because you have IQs lower than the cat you are trying to save.

But THIS ISN'T THE PLACE TO ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT A CAT. Does it say anywhere on this forum that it is about how to take care of sick animals? NO!


 Quoting: JustinSider

That is still somewhat higher than you one digit IQ score.

Obviously the forum is taking care of you and you are a sick animal.
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It is most likely dehydrated. Ask the vet about giving it laqctated ringers(IV is necessaqry) to stabilize it and then the appropriate formula.
IN the ionterim, goats milk from your finger tip and encouraging it via asking it to help itself. Cats are amazing and if you can etaqblish a connection it may risze to the occasion.
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You can't IV kittens or puppys as their blood vessels are too tiny.
JustinSider

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Lol at all the people who hate on me. Really lol.. I laugh in your faces because you have IQs lower than the cat you are trying to save.

But THIS ISN'T THE PLACE TO ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT A CAT. Does it say anywhere on this forum that it is about how to take care of sick animals? NO!


 Quoting: JustinSider

That is still somewhat higher than you one digit IQ score.

Obviously the forum is taking care of you and you are a sick animal.
 Quoting: MHz


Oh wow. A real zinger there.. You're so quick, and smart. Please teach me how to be as cool as you..
I'm not the one asking how to take care of a sick animal, if I was in your position I would have know what to do, because I don't lack basic biology skills and common sense.
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Tiny kittens are hard to syringe feed because they aspirate fluids so easily. It can go into the lungs and kill them or give them pneumonia. If they do get some in their lungs, you may see the fluid coming from the mouth. Tilting the kitten forward helps the fluid come out, but do it in short segments. Don't hold it in that position for long at a time, because it has to breathe during the process.

If you can get a tiny bottle with a tiny nipple, and have the kitten suck, it's best. Slowly rolling the nipple from side to side will encourage it to drink.

If you can't get a nipple and have to use a syringe or eye dropper, don't aim it straight back. Put only a drop at a time, aimed toward the side of the mouth.

When kitten is finished, a warm damp cloth should be gently rubbed on the lower stomach and anal area to help him pee and poop.

Good luck OP. Good of you to try to help kitty.
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So how is the kitten doing?
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So how is the kitten doing?
 Quoting: MHz


bump

I managed to place 3 kitties in good home...also...I put a little baking soda I. their water, hoping it kills worms and parasites In them if they have any.
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Lol at all the people who hate on me. Really lol.. I laugh in your faces because you have IQs lower than the cat you are trying to save.

But THIS ISN'T THE PLACE TO ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT A CAT. Does it say anywhere on this forum that it is about how to take care of sick animals? NO!


 Quoting: JustinSider

That is still somewhat higher than you one digit IQ score.

Obviously the forum is taking care of you and you are a sick animal.
 Quoting: MHz


Oh wow. A real zinger there.. You're so quick, and smart. Please teach me how to be as cool as you..
I'm not the one asking how to take care of a sick animal, if I was in your position I would have know what to do, because I don't lack basic biology skills and common sense.
 Quoting: JustinSider


You are an idiot, and take that fucking napkin off your face you like a damn fool!

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