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My Cat Just Caught A Young Slightly Bloody Dove... What To Do With It?

 
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it needs an antibiotic shot. cat's claws and teeth go deep. look for an animal rescue near you.

some funeral homes have doves they release when at burials. the doves will come back to where they live within a day or two. so, such a place may own the bird.
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Re: My Cat Just Caught A Young Slightly Bloody Dove... What To Do With It?
Make sure to clean its wounds, I suggest getting some neosporin because cats have bacteria that will kill birds. You might as well take it to a rehab center and have them deal with it, unless you can get it to respond to feeding and drinking water, then you can try your hand at rehabilitating it, but otherwise the rehab centers will have more effective antibiotics to save the bird.

Also, birds can have mites infested on them. I suggest going to the pet store and getting some products to kill them (You don't want them in your house).
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Re: My Cat Just Caught A Young Slightly Bloody Dove... What To Do With It?
put water in a shallow dish and give it to him. if he's losing blood, he needs water.
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Get rid of the damned cat.

Take it to an animal shelter.

Cats are nothing but fucking torture machines for birds.

Your cat does not love you, care about you, or do anything but use you.

Birds, on the other hand, want nothing but to be free of you and your fucking cat.

Sit the dove in a tree and walk away. Quit touching it and leave it alone!

You have caused that dove enough suffering already by inflicting your damned cat into its world.

That dove's blood is on your hands, and that of a thousand other birds.

And nothing will ever take that blood away from your soul.

You harbor a torture machine, called a semi-domesticated cat.

Leave the dove to live or die. Leave the dove to die in pain and alone.

You did it. Walk the fuck away and go make kissy face with your fucking torture machine.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12603145


I Could Be A Hand Model.
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dont be a dick, try and help it if you can

do some research with google
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I Think It Would Be Better To Not Handle Him. But Usually Aloe Vera Helps With Bloody Wounds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12603145


Golly, ya think so?

Not handle it?

How about get your fucking cat out of its whole world.

And not all the aloe vera in the world will heal its wounds... or take it blood off your hands.

Deal with the fucking cat. Get rid of it. OR keep it inside.
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Re: My Cat Just Caught A Young Slightly Bloody Dove... What To Do With It?
tear up a few paper towels and place them in that box.

turn off your ceiling fan the bird may try to fly again.
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Just let it go, ffs. You'll scare it to death handling it.
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The effort it must take you to capatilize every word you type. Is it worth it?
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I clicked on this thread just KNOWING that this asshole would show up...


Get rid of the damned cat.

Take it to an animal shelter.

Cats are nothing but fucking torture machines for birds.

Your cat does not love you, care about you, or do anything but use you.

Birds, on the other hand, want nothing but to be free of you and your fucking cat.

Sit the dove in a tree and walk away. Quit touching it and leave it alone!

You have caused that dove enough suffering already by inflicting your damned cat into its world.

That dove's blood is on your hands, and that of a thousand other birds.

And nothing will ever take that blood away from your soul.

You harbor a torture machine, called a semi-domesticated cat.

Leave the dove to live or die. Leave the dove to die in pain and alone.

You did it. Walk the fuck away and go make kissy face with your fucking torture machine.
 Quoting: goodmockingbird


Get rid of the damned cat.

Take it to an animal shelter.

Cats are nothing but fucking torture machines for birds.

Your cat does not love you, care about you, or do anything but use you.

Birds, on the other hand, want nothing but to be free of you and your fucking cat.

Sit the dove in a tree and walk away. Quit touching it and leave it alone!

You have caused that dove enough suffering already by inflicting your damned cat into its world.

That dove's blood is on your hands, and that of a thousand other birds.

And nothing will ever take that blood away from your soul.

You harbor a torture machine, called a semi-domesticated cat.

Leave the dove to live or die. Leave the dove to die in pain and alone.

You did it. Walk the fuck away and go make kissy face with your fucking torture machine.
 Quoting: goodmockingbird
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here is a good place to get advice

you can get someone there to help you get the antibiotic shot for your bird. it will probably die if you do not get it. cats have a deadly bacteria they transmit to prey when they catch it.
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it needs an antibiotic shot. cat's claws and teeth go deep. look for an animal rescue near you.

some funeral homes have doves they release when at burials. the doves will come back to where they live within a day or two. so, such a place may own the bird.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39759112


I LIVE ONE BLOCK FROM A GRAVEYARD AND IM PRETTY SURE THERES A FUNERAL HOME THERE TOO
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the cat , or the bird ?
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I clicked on this thread just KNOWING that this asshole would show up...


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23755430


The truth about what kitteh does to wild birds kind of bothers you, doesn't it.

Kitteh is supposed to be all cute and cuddly.

Not supposed to cause bloodshed, pain and destruction.

But kitteh plays by ripping the guts out of living things, then abandons them.

Irresponsible cat "owners" are the source of endless pain.

Last Edited by goodmockingbird on 07/01/2013 03:37 AM
In Memory of Tyrone Woods and Glen Doherty: American Heroes, Abandoned and Betrayed.
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Re: My Cat Just Caught A Young Slightly Bloody Dove... What To Do With It?
it needs an antibiotic shot. cat's claws and teeth go deep. look for an animal rescue near you.

some funeral homes have doves they release when at burials. the doves will come back to where they live within a day or two. so, such a place may own the bird.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39759112


I LIVE ONE BLOCK FROM A GRAVEYARD AND IM PRETTY SURE THERES A FUNERAL HOME THERE TOO
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12603145

maybe you can call and see if they're missing a bird.I found out about all of this when my father died. the funeral home did the doves for free (they knew him since years). they said the doves hang out in some cemeteries before going home.
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I Think It Would Be Better To Not Handle Him. But Usually Aloe Vera Helps With Bloody Wounds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12603145


Golly, ya think so?

Not handle it?

How about get your fucking cat out of its whole world.

And not all the aloe vera in the world will heal its wounds... or take it blood off your hands.

Deal with the fucking cat. Get rid of it. OR keep it inside.
 Quoting: goodmockingbird


Who Shit In Your Cereal?
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07/01/2013 03:51 AM
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hey , ambiguous - are you asking about the cat or the bird ?
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hey , ambiguous - are you asking about the cat or the bird ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41730345


The Cat Was Just Doing His Job Think I Keep Him Around For Looks? He Is Supposed To Kill And Torture Little Furry Animals And Birds That Eat His Catfood. I Just Pitied The Little Dove...
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07/01/2013 04:06 AM
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hey , ambiguous - are you asking about the cat or the bird ?
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The Cat Was Just Doing His Job Think I Keep Him Around For Looks? He Is Supposed To Kill And Torture Little Furry Animals And Birds That Eat His Catfood. I Just Pitied The Little Dove...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12603145


Okay Lol I Just Put That There To Mess With The Crazy Bird Guy Who Posted Above Me Haha
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OP:

It looks like a mourning dove (not migratory). Keep it in the box with air holes in a quiet and warm place until morning, then take it immediately to the nearest wildlife rehab center. They will take it in, no questions asked and try to save it.

I worked at a wildlife rehab for over 2 years and we have dealt with all kinds of bird problems. Cat-caught birds are especially at risk because the cat saliva is toxic, but the rehab place will give the dove antibiotics and fluids and food. If the injuries are not too bad, the dove will be cared for for a week or so and set free.
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My Cat Just Caught A Young Slightly Bloody Dove. I Put Him In A Box And He Is Chilling In The Box, But Then He Decides To Fly And He Flies Into The Fan. Feathers Everywhere. Blood Everywhere. I Put Him Back In Box And Close It. He Seems Cool, I Know Everyone Has Atleast One Trip-Out Session Every Now And That. If You Figure Out What I Should Do With Him, Or What I Should Name Him, Please Reply To This Thread Below.

P.S. This Is Real. It is 6/30/13 And Jesus Is Still Lord.
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What the fuck
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My first thought...what the hell man.
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I Think It Would Be Better To Not Handle Him. But Usually Aloe Vera Helps With Bloody Wounds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12603145


Golly, ya think so?

Not handle it?

How about get your fucking cat out of its whole world.

And not all the aloe vera in the world will heal its wounds... or take it blood off your hands.

Deal with the fucking cat. Get rid of it. OR keep it inside.
 Quoting: goodmockingbird


You mad bro? Don't hate on kittah.
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your cat didn't catch a DOVE stfu.
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This whole thread had me laughing til I was crying, not over the situation but over the comments.
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Do you also have a snake as a pet?
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