A day in the life od a cop in Amerika...

After a long day of enforcing the rule of law Officer McTard returns home to his loving wife...

Mrs. McTard: "Hello dear, how was work today?"

Officer McTard: "Oh you know, same ole same ole..."

Officer Mctard: "Sheriff had to shoot another elementary school student in the face today."

Mrs. McTard: "Oh?"

Officer McTard: "Yeah, little rascal forgot her lunch money and tried to get a tray of food anyway. You believe that? Little thief in the making right there..."

Mrs. McTard: "Oh my! Well it's a good thing the sheriff nipped that in the butt before she was out stealing cars and what not."

Officer Mcard: "The world is lucky to have such great men like him to keep them safe!"

Mrs. McTard: "Well, how about your day? Did you have to shoot any children today?

Officer McTard: "No... Unfortunately...but I did execute several dangerous dogs and kittens today."

Mrs McTard: "Oh that's great news dear! How many of them did you murder!?!"

Officer McTard: "Only 3 dogs and 2 kittens...was kinda slow today. I saw a squirrel on the road on the way home. I swerved to hit it but I missed it..."

Mrs McTard: "I'm sure things will pick up soon!"

Officer McTard: "I sure hope so. Killing dogs and cats is great fun and all but shooting people is where the real action is."

Mrs McTard: "I love Amerika!"

Officer McTard: "Me too!"

Mrs McTard: "USA! USA! USA! US..."

Officer McTard: "USA! USA! USA! USA! U..."

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