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If God Made Us In His Image Then What Are Women?

 
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If God Made Us In His Image Then What Are Women?
Maybe they're Aliens? From Outer Space!
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07/02/2013 03:16 AM
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Go run head first into a wall
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07/02/2013 03:25 AM
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Our servants.
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07/02/2013 03:34 AM
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The Genes look very similar!
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Maybe they're Aliens? From Outer Space!
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when God speaks of Wisdom who was with Him before "the beginning"

He speaks of She
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07/02/2013 03:51 AM
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Re: If God Made Us In His Image Then What Are Women?
and what He intends to defeat in these last days is the recriminations against women which have been paylayed into a common consensus over time

illicitly

this will be greatly diminished as will much else in these last daZe we are now entered into

guess you'll just have to wait and see

as the male attitude in this regard will be defeated and womans place in the heirarchy of the heavens will be fully redeemed

; )
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Our servants.
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"and a babe will lead them"

onward and upward into the upcoming Millennium Age

wherein things will be much different than they have been since the very onset of this Age
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and by babe He didn't mean baby

unless of course you mean "baby doll"
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07/02/2013 04:01 AM
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Re: If God Made Us In His Image Then What Are Women?
I think its the other way round..God is made..written of described etc..according to our image..

God is different..God is spirit and perfect..
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Our servants.
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"and a babe will lead them"

onward and upward into the upcoming Millennium Age

wherein things will be much different than they have been since the very onset of this Age
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42683727


I think it literally means a child will lead them..not a grown up
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I think its the other way round..God is made..written of described etc..according to our image..

God is different..God is spirit and perfect..
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They enjoy twisting things round..really gets on my t.ts

boringly predictable
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07/02/2013 04:11 AM
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Maybe they're Aliens? From Outer Space!
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Read the book "Not In His Image" by JohnLamb Lash.
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Sandwich makers
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Yea, it only makes sense that God must have had a woman too, otherwise why/how would he have come up with Eve for Adam?
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07/02/2013 05:33 AM
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Genesis 2
21 And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall on Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
22 And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her to the man.
23 And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man
24 That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh.
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07/02/2013 05:41 AM
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Since when was Us = Men?
We all know that Man should actually be spelt 'Man because it means Human. Therefore Us includes women.

While on this, if you think God created a woman from a man's rib, where do you suppose women got the rest of their ribs?

Maybe the truth is just beyond the grasp of any of us...
CK05
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07/02/2013 06:13 AM
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Females and males split apart from asexual orgnanisms quite a long time ago. The orgasms are great and so far no one has complained.
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An upgrade from the original :).
"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls." ~
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07/02/2013 06:18 AM
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Go run head first into a wall
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Men have been doing that for centuries over women and STILL have not got them figured out yet.

So nah..that wont work.
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07/02/2013 06:19 AM
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Since when was Us = Men?
We all know that Man should actually be spelt 'Man because it means Human. Therefore Us includes women.

While on this, if you think God created a woman from a man's rib, where do you suppose women got the rest of their ribs?

Maybe the truth is just beyond the grasp of any of us...
 Quoting: CK05


HE CLONED her from the rib.

Simple.
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7 For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man. 8 For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. 9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man. 10 For this cause ought the woman to have power on her head because of the angels. 11 Nevertheless neither is the man without the woman, neither the woman without the man, in the Lord. 12 For as the woman is of the man, even so is the man also by the woman; but all things of God.

1 Corinthians 11
King James Bible
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God is a woman:)or so I've been told by my girlfriend...

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07/02/2013 06:26 AM
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The Beginning of the World is a Man, its End a Woman.

That is All.

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07/02/2013 06:29 AM
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One can argue that there are worlds were the opposite is true - and there are and were such cases - but this World was made along this principle. Deal with it until it ends.
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Maybe they're Aliens? From Outer Space!
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It's the only explanation that makes sense.

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Re: If God Made Us In His Image Then What Are Women?
The Holy Ghost is the real power in the trinity and SHE is feminine.
The god in the bible is her consort

Stop quoting the heavily edited by men bible.

You'll get no where with that.

In a male dominated world they are going to make god in their own image after all.

The Holy Ghost is the Goddess from Wicca and the horny guy(her consort) is the christian god.
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The Holy Ghost is the real power in the trinity and SHE is feminine.
The god in the bible is her consort

Stop quoting the heavily edited by men bible.

You'll get no where with that.

In a male dominated world they are going to make god in their own image after all.

The Holy Ghost is the Goddess from Wicca and the horny guy(her consort) is the christian god.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19818372


obvious that someone would crawl out and claim this

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Maybe they're Aliens? From Outer Space!
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Men and women are the same, just with some different hormones. A woman's clitoris is just a tiny penis and men's nipples are just undeveloped breasts.
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perhaps God is a hermaphrodite?
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Re: If God Made Us In His Image Then What Are Women?
Men were made in God's "Image"...and due to man's loneliness God made woman for man in man's image. The woman was created from the man.
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...she suck my d..k, kiss my balzzz, lick my ass, god dam` this bitch is doin` all !!..:))))
maybe god listen some rap shit ...hahahaha ;)))
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