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If God Made Us In His Image Then What Are Women?

 
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Tell me all your thoughts on God, cause I'm on my way to meet her, ask her why we're who we are.

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Adam was lonely. Surely you know what that's like.
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Maybe they're Aliens? From Outer Space!
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Men and women are the same, just with some different hormones. A woman's clitoris is just a tiny penis and men's nipples are just undeveloped breasts.
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In some cases they are developed and are called 'man-boobs'...especially with the guys who used to actively pump iron, then stopped. Heheheeee!
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Men were made in God's "Image"...and due to man's loneliness God made woman for man in man's image. The woman was created from the man.
 Quoting: Chip

That's a comforting thought, isn't it?

I've always liked that story of how God fashioned woman from Adam's rib...as if he meant for them to walk through life side by side. :)

I don't know. I just find that really romantic :D

Nice post, Sir Chip :)

Last Edited by Éireann on 07/02/2013 08:51 AM
Éireann~

Eisteacht le gra! ~ArunaLuna (Translation from Gaelic: "Listen to Love!")

"And I sincerely believe, with you, that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies; and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale." - Thomas Jefferson, from a Letter to John Taylor written in 1816

"Unfortunately, it is in the nature of man to tinker - even with immutable truth. Thus, we must be ever vigilant... - James Munford

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Your overlords.
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Maybe they're Aliens? From Outer Space!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42677322


If you really dont understand what God means by MANKIND being made in His likeness and image then you really need to reevaluate your intelligence. It is not meant to be taken literally unless you lived in that early epoch.

Of course, if you still think like the early people of that age while living inthe modern world, well, I feel sorry for you.
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Maybe they're Aliens? From Outer Space!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42677322


Men and women are the same, just with some different hormones. A woman's clitoris is just a tiny penis and men's nipples are just undeveloped breasts.
 Quoting: nah


In some cases they are developed and are called 'man-boobs'...especially with the guys who used to actively pump iron, then stopped. Heheheeee!
 Quoting: CK05


Yea, my husband always talks about other men's bitch tits, they scare him because he's a builder. Just pump a little testosterone into a woman and see how big her clitoris will grow along side her beard.
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We are created in God's triune nature.
Soul, mind, and spirit.
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We are created in God's triune nature.
Soul, mind, and spirit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10174752

When I was a younger person, I always read the first Chapter of Genesis, where God created Man in his image and likeness, as he created us both feminine and masculine in one package - like God is. Father-Mother God.

So when I read, "Let us create Man in our image and likeness.... male and female created He them", I understood it as each individual was both. Not separate as we see ourselves now. Separated from God, from each other, from the things around us. Kind of depressing.

But thank God for Physics! I learned that if you break everything down to its smallest bits it's all energy. So even though I see my bed and my computer desk as two different things, they aren't. They are actually the same thing - energy. I only perceive them as being different with my material senses.

Last Edited by Éireann on 07/02/2013 09:12 AM
Éireann~

Eisteacht le gra! ~ArunaLuna (Translation from Gaelic: "Listen to Love!")

"And I sincerely believe, with you, that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies; and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale." - Thomas Jefferson, from a Letter to John Taylor written in 1816

"Unfortunately, it is in the nature of man to tinker - even with immutable truth. Thus, we must be ever vigilant... - James Munford

“It is a sad fate for a man to die too well known to everybody else, and still unknown to himself.” - Francis Bacon

"Better the illusions that exalt us than ten thousand truths" - Aleksander Pushkin
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An upgrade from the original :).
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rockon rofl
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In his image = A soul.

not the flesh.
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the other half of your soul
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We are created in God's triune nature.
Soul, mind, and spirit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10174752

When I was a younger person, I always read the first Chapter of Genesis, where God created Man in his image and likeness, as he created us both feminine and masculine in one package - like God is. Father-Mother God.

So when I read, "Let us create Man in our image and likeness.... male and female created He them", I understood it as each individual was both. Not separate as we see ourselves now. Separated from God, from each other, from the things around us. Kind of depressing.

But thank God for Physics! I learned that if you break everything down to its smallest bits it's all energy. So even though I see my bed and my computer desk as two different things, they aren't. They are actually the same thing - energy. I only perceive them as being different with my material senses.
 Quoting: Éireann


I draw the line with the inanimate. When I see the computer in front of me I just see it as being as old as existence itself because every component has always been here just in different chemical make-ups. But I see where you got with that as in energy because it creates and wastes energy like life. It is still missing some things to be comparable to life.

Mind is 1 as in the flesh for a couple, I don't believe in the three component trinity, but in the sense that God is the invisible echo, as in physics magic #2 is the couple, half of that is 1 the echo/glue/God which makes 3. 2 will always be seen, the half (1) will always be invisible. The further we get from 2, the further we get from the echo/God.
we went to the moon not because it was easy but because it was hard and the right thing to do
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Stop smoking buds dude...
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Well since God is Spirit, he is not physical. I think it means we are made in his image emotionally.
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The soul is made in the image of God, not the body.
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Maybe they're Aliens? From Outer Space!
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when God speaks of Wisdom who was with Him before "the beginning"

He speaks of She
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Sorry you are pulling stuff out of (very) thin air
you need to supply a Bible quote for comments like that to be believable
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Maybe they're Aliens? From Outer Space!
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We are gods and man is an inferior copy.
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We are created in God's triune nature.
Soul, mind, and spirit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10174752

When I was a younger person, I always read the first Chapter of Genesis, where God created Man in his image and likeness, as he created us both feminine and masculine in one package - like God is. Father-Mother God.

So when I read, "Let us create Man in our image and likeness.... male and female created He them", I understood it as each individual was both. Not separate as we see ourselves now. Separated from God, from each other, from the things around us. Kind of depressing.

But thank God for Physics! I learned that if you break everything down to its smallest bits it's all energy. So even though I see my bed and my computer desk as two different things, they aren't. They are actually the same thing - energy. I only perceive them as being different with my material senses.
 Quoting: Éireann


I draw the line with the inanimate. When I see the computer in front of me I just see it as being as old as existence itself because every component has always been here just in different chemical make-ups. But I see where you got with that as in energy because it creates and wastes energy like life. It is still missing some things to be comparable to life.

Mind is 1 as in the flesh for a couple, I don't believe in the three component trinity, but in the sense that God is the invisible echo, as in physics magic #2 is the couple, half of that is 1 the echo/glue/God which makes 3. 2 will always be seen, the half (1) will always be invisible. The further we get from 2, the further we get from the echo/God.
 Quoting: nah

Thank you for your answer :) You made me smile from ear to ear :)
Éireann~

Eisteacht le gra! ~ArunaLuna (Translation from Gaelic: "Listen to Love!")

"And I sincerely believe, with you, that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies; and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale." - Thomas Jefferson, from a Letter to John Taylor written in 1816

"Unfortunately, it is in the nature of man to tinker - even with immutable truth. Thus, we must be ever vigilant... - James Munford

“It is a sad fate for a man to die too well known to everybody else, and still unknown to himself.” - Francis Bacon

"Better the illusions that exalt us than ten thousand truths" - Aleksander Pushkin
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God is unique. There is no such thing as a creation in god's image.

Men are women's pair, women are men's pair, men & women are created from each other.

That's islam point of view. Nothing looks like god ; nothing is even "similar" to god.

Women are another version of "human", men are also another version of "human".
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dickless men with tits?
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this god character, when creating the world, said that it would be good to create man in "OUR image, male and female".
it's there in genesis somewhere towards the beginning.
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Genesis says both man and woman were created in God's image. Not just men. He also says to make no idol showing him as beast or man or woman because he is none of those things. We are to think of God as The Father to keep the mindset of a fathers judgement coming on the world. If we thought of God as the mother, then we would instead focus on the softeness of a mother and her ability to forgive her children no matter what we do. There is an aspect of that in God's love. But also we must be ever aware of the aspect of a final judgement. A father would judge his childrens individual worth and give them the treatment they deserve rather than the even across the board treatment of a mother. Its an archetypal constant and also part of God.

God is both mother and father to us, our "creator". But the way it was done has no direct parallel to how its done on earth.
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G-d was forced to create woman for man because the f*cker wouldn't leave the sheep alone!
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Huh?
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You should read the relevant text before starting a thread. Adam is the image of God, Eve is the image of the Holy Spirit, the only two involved in the 6 days of creation.
God was speaking to the Holy Spirit, his wife by any other name. The 'one flesh' verses also apply.

Ge:1:26:
And God said,
Let us make man in our image,
after our likeness:
and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea,
and over the fowl of the air,
and over the cattle,
and over all the earth,
and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
Ge:1:27:
So God created man in his own image,
in the image of God created he him;
male and female created he them.
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This is so easy.

Chromesonally speaking men are X-Y

God made men and then realized he forgot a little something.

So he added a few things....(making them compatible of course)
and deleted a few things
and made some corrections....

and there you have it!!

XX

Perfect!!
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There were already Angels before God created Adam and then Eve. So, maybe there were some Angels in Heaven to give Him inspiration for Eve.
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Maybe they're Aliens? From Outer Space!
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Genesis 1

26 Then God said, “Let us make mankind in (our image), in (our likeness), so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals, a and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”


27 So God created mankind in his own image,

in the image of God he created them;

(male and female) he created them.
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Life support system for a pussy!pigchef