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PAULA DEEN GETS SIX-FIGURE OFFER FROM PORN COMPANY

 
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July 02 2013

"That is one headline I never thought I would have to write. While it’s true that most companies are parting ways with Paula Deen after her racism scandal, there are some companies who still want to sign Paula Deen.

The company offering Paula Deen a six-figure deal has nothing to do with butter or bacon. The company is actually a porn website! The website is called, PureMature.com and they’re offering the celebrity chef a six-figure deal just to endorse their naughty website."



I'm kinda outraged, I came up up with the idea of a cooking show/porn hybrid years ago..

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Show me seven digits and then we might play ball.
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I'm kinda outraged, I came up up with the idea of a cooking show/porn hybrid years ago..
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July 02 2013

"That is one headline I never thought I would have to write. While it’s true that most companies are parting ways with Paula Deen after her racism scandal, there are some companies who still want to sign Paula Deen.

The company offering Paula Deen a six-figure deal has nothing to do with butter or bacon. The company is actually a porn website! The website is called, PureMature.com and they’re offering the celebrity chef a six-figure deal just to endorse their naughty website."



I'm kinda outraged, I came up up with the idea of a cooking show/porn hybrid years ago..
 Quoting: DooobieDooobieDo


O gawd no. not even with someone else's eyes.

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I'm kinda outraged, I came up up with the idea of a cooking show/porn hybrid years ago..
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I have a wooden rolling pin for her....
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I'm kinda outraged, I came up up with the idea of a cooking show/porn hybrid years ago..
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I have a wooden rolling pin for her....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15483798


Hahahaha5ascheming
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If she accepts...real DOOM!
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guess she can prove she's not racist if she takes some black sausage.

btw how much does the guy doing her get? 7 figures at least
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guess she can prove she's not racist if she takes some black sausage.

btw how much does the guy doing her get? 7 figures at least
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Lol I'd bet some some people on GLP would take 1 figure.. I'd go with 3 maybe 4.. Depends on the after shoot meal..
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guess she can prove she's not racist if she takes some black sausage.

btw how much does the guy doing her get? 7 figures at least
 Quoting: alufiend 10513079


Lol I'd bet some some people on GLP would take 1 figure.. I'd go with 3 maybe 4.. Depends on the after shoot


How do I start a poll? I'm curious how much it would take..
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guess she can prove she's not racist if she takes some black sausage.

btw how much does the guy doing her get? 7 figures at least
 Quoting: alufiend 10513079


Lol I'd bet some some people on GLP would take 1 figure.. I'd go with 3 maybe 4.. Depends on the after shoot


How do I start a poll? I'm curious how much it would take..
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Oops that was me I had been signed out somehow..
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July 02 2013

"That is one headline I never thought I would have to write. While it’s true that most companies are parting ways with Paula Deen after her racism scandal, there are some companies who still want to sign Paula Deen.

The company offering Paula Deen a six-figure deal has nothing to do with butter or bacon. The company is actually a porn website! The website is called, PureMature.com and they’re offering the celebrity chef a six-figure deal just to endorse their naughty website."



I'm kinda outraged, I came up up with the idea of a cooking show/porn hybrid years ago..
 Quoting: DooobieDooobieDo


Accepting or even contemplating this offer would only provide proof to her haters, of lack of character and integrity.
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Show me seven digits and then we might play ball.
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I need to get qet better job to see mo..uuh..ok..ill be good now
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I'm kinda outraged, I came up up with the idea of a cooking show/porn hybrid years ago..
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cruise OMG that's awesome!
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I'm kinda outraged, I came up up with the idea of a cooking show/porn hybrid years ago..
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HAHAHAHAHA





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A) No way in hell she's going to do it
B) No way in hell I'd watch it if she did.
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A) No way in hell she's going to do it
B) No way in hell I'd watch it if she did.
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Yes you would! Come on a sneak peek?
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They would have to give it a more appealing name.

How about PureManure. Yeah.
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spreading it for the 14" BBC!!! greedy
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Wouldn't a Paula Deen porn tape be classified as beastiality?
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Wouldn't a Paula Deen porn tape be classified as beastiality?
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No BDSM...se will be frying bacon naked!!
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lmao

They offer just about anyone who's of legal age and in the news these deals.

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