I know. We both have this nasty flu, and she is crying and moaning that she has pneumonia and urgently needs to go to the doctors to get an X-ray... I'm like calm down, you have the same shit as me, it just takes a few weeks to get better. She's freaking out, why, I don't know. She starts getting on the internet and based on her self diagnosis she comes up with strange shit like this, hell, I'm waiting to get a call in a little bit saying she re-diagnosed her illness as Ebola...