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I Am The Real Thurston Howe III - And I'm Filthy F-ing Rich

 
Thurston Howe III
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I Am The Real Thurston Howe III - And I'm Filthy F-ing Rich
My net worth is in the 9 figure range. It's freaking awesome!
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07/03/2013 12:06 AM
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I have guest houses for my guest houses.
And oh yeah, I bought Gilligan's island. He never really owned it in the first place. But now I do.
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07/03/2013 12:08 AM
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sweet
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Howell
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Howell
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I had it shortened to Howe for um..... legal reasons back in 04'. Let's just say it was a billion dollar derivatives gone bad deal. They tried to get me for insider trading. Howell, not Howe!!! Ohhhh that was a witty one.
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what is your wife's name?
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07/03/2013 12:13 AM
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what is your wife's name?
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Lovey
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Did Ginger and Mary Ann offer themselves to you when they got you away from your wife?
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Did Ginger and Mary Ann offer themselves to you when they got you away from your wife?
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Only AFTER we were rescued unfortunately. Money and power don't mean much on a deserted island with the mindset you will be stuck their forever. However the professor did get lucky quite a few times. Honestly, I think drugged those poor girls.
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I'm thinking about buying GLP and adding 20 more servers to it.
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Did Ginger and Mary Ann offer themselves to you when they got you away from your wife?
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Only AFTER we were rescued unfortunately. Money and power don't mean much on a deserted island with the mindset you will be stuck there forever. However the professor did get lucky quite a few times. Honestly, I think drugged those poor girls.
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I just fired my dictation girl for that typo! But I have 3 more.
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07/03/2013 12:20 AM
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Did Ginger and Mary Ann offer themselves to you when they got you away from your wife?
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Only AFTER we were rescued unfortunately. Money and power don't mean much on a deserted island with the mindset you will be stuck their forever. However the professor did get lucky quite a few times. Honestly, I think drugged those poor girls.
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Did anyone ever savagely beat Gilligan for botching a rescue in some mysterious lost episode?
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I had it shortened to Howe for um..... legal reasons back in 04'.
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'04

The apostrophe goes where the part is missing, in this case the "20" in "2004" hence '04.
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Did Ginger and Mary Ann offer themselves to you when they got you away from your wife?
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Only AFTER we were rescued unfortunately. Money and power don't mean much on a deserted island with the mindset you will be stuck their forever. However the professor did get lucky quite a few times. Honestly, I think drugged those poor girls.
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Did anyone ever savagely beat Gilligan for botching a rescue in some mysterious lost episode?
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That fat ass skipper did quite a few times. There were also rumors on the island he had Gilligan do some unsavory things in their hut at night. That poor boy.
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07/03/2013 12:24 AM
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I had it shortened to Howe for um..... legal reasons back in 04'.
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'04

The apostrophe goes where the part is missing, in this case the "20" in "2004" hence '04.
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I already fired her for typos. You are now seeing Howe dictation girl number two typing. Let me know if you spot any from her from this point on.
Waterbug

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How much is Mr. Magoo worth..?
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How much is Mr. Magoo worth..?
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Whatever someone is willing to pay for him
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I had it shortened to Howe for um..... legal reasons back in 04'.
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'04

The apostrophe goes where the part is missing, in this case the "20" in "2004" hence '04.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42728913


I already fired her for typos. You are now seeing Howe dictation girl number two typing. Let me know if you spot any from her from this point on.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41998005


Oh, Mr. Thurston Howe III... I can beat your current dictation girl... if you know what I mean. If you offer me the right salary, I'll do it in front of you, daily.
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I had it shortened to Howe for um..... legal reasons back in 04'.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41998005


'04

The apostrophe goes where the part is missing, in this case the "20" in "2004" hence '04.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42728913


I already fired her for typos. You are now seeing Howe dictation girl number two typing. Let me know if you spot any from her from this point on.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41998005


Oh, Mr. Thurston Howe III... I can beat your current dictation girl... if you know what I mean. If you offer me the right salary, I'll do it in front of you, daily.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36583121


Excellent! Please send me your resume love. Or, actually... forget that. Just send me your picture and we can talk. If you qualify you will earn a 6 figure salary, plus bonuses for going above and beyond the call of duty my dear.
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I had it shortened to Howe for um..... legal reasons back in 04'.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41998005


'04

The apostrophe goes where the part is missing, in this case the "20" in "2004" hence '04.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42728913


I already fired her for typos. You are now seeing Howe dictation girl number two typing. Let me know if you spot any from her from this point on.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41998005


It's not a typo, it's a dumbo
sadhuman

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07/03/2013 01:15 AM
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Sweet. Since I was a child in the 70's till now I always wanted to say.


Fuck you, you pompous asshole. You were the worst character of the lot, and I really kinda hoped you'd die before the show ended.

I feel very slightly better, Thanks.
"All people are my people"
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