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Obama or Bush, Who Would You Rather Have A Beer With?

 
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Even though I voted twice for Obama, I would prefer to have a beer with G.W. Bush; I think, he would tell better jokes and after 5 or 6 beers he start telling lies, then you of course would know he's lying too and he would know that he's lying and all that together would be funny as hell. Now on the other hand, Barack, his jokes and lies would be very intellectual and clean...but boring too...LOL
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"Intellectual and clean"? Hahaha!
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Didn't Vice President Biden say that, "Obama is a clean black man," doing the 2008 campaign?
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Yes. He did. Uncle Joe is a crazy old senile bastard.

:biden-boom:explosion
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Damn, you hard on him...lolseal
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Even though I voted twice for Obama, I would prefer to have a beer with G.W. Bush; I think, he would tell better jokes and after 5 or 6 beers he start telling lies, then you of course would know he's lying too and he would know that he's lying and all that together would be funny as hell. Now on the other hand, Barack, his jokes and lies would be very intellectual and clean...but boring too...LOL
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If you had a beer with Obama you'd black out soon afterwards, only to awaken dumped in an alley, with your pants around your ankles and blood and vaseline all around your asshole. Ask Larry Sinclair.

If you had a beer with Bush it'd probably turn into a six pack or two, and then you'd probably go fishing.
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Obama, because he is currently President. It would be awesome to have a beer with any American President however.
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not sure about the beer

but i'd definitely share a joint with berry
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Bush is a modest man, although he has a Harvard MBA, and from his family experience has grown up in the company of heads of state around the world. Like many, he heard the affairs of state around the dinner table, and probably understands them in that unique way. He is self-deprecating and knows his limits. He was in a vise as president. No president is his own man, and we have reason to believe that W didn't want the job but had to do it for many reasons, mostly familial commitments made by his Dad. I'd enjoy talking with him over dinner.

Obama is also in a vise, and has Harvard creds. He is not a modest man, and doesn't know his limits. He apparently coveted the presidency, although he hadn't created the necessary social network as Senator within and without DC and has an obvious lack of diplomatic and bargaining skills. He is ignorant of historical understanding, relying on a short list of worn out slogans and cliches to substitute for depth of reasoning, and using brutal warlord tactics to bully both supporters and opponents. My main dislike of him arises from his open duplicity, such as saying "I am one of you" in the mosque in Turkey, in a foreign language to ensure few Americans but other Moslems might think he shared their common bond. Like the husband with a secret mistress, everyone can know but us, what he is really about, and they are careful not to tip us off as to his real intentions and misdeeds. Yet is is just as likely he is lying to all of them, too.

It's rather like having the great imposter (good movie, BTW) in the presidency pretending only to us to be our caring president but to the ROW having a laugh at bitch slapping us with his cruel and heartless policies, such as the regulations strangling business, and TSA insults destroying our tourism, even for schooling, at every turn. I'd pass on a chance to meet him. What would be the point?
There’s no appetite for anything originating from government or media these days. The always-passive moral majority has gone through the denial, anger, bargaining and depression and has accepted the truth. They are all incredulously amused with the fairytales emanating from the puppeteers’ stagehands…. They are waiting for a trigger event; living life with baited breath, praying for the lights to go out.
Ophiuchus, 04/16/14 (don't know the guy but he got it.)
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would rather have a drink with the guy with a hoodie on and with hand on the lever:

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Bush is a modest man, although he has a Harvard MBA, and from his family experience has grown up in the company of heads of state around the world. Like many, he heard the affairs of state around the dinner table, and probably understands them in that unique way. He is self-deprecating and knows his limits. He was in a vise as president. No president is his own man, and we have reason to believe that W didn't want the job but had to do it for many reasons, mostly familial commitments made by his Dad. I'd enjoy talking with him over dinner.

Obama is also in a vise, and has Harvard creds. He is not a modest man, and doesn't know his limits. He apparently coveted the presidency, although he hadn't created the necessary social network as Senator within and without DC and has an obvious lack of diplomatic and bargaining skills. He is ignorant of historical understanding, relying on a short list of worn out slogans and cliches to substitute for depth of reasoning, and using brutal warlord tactics to bully both supporters and opponents. My main dislike of him arises from his open duplicity, such as saying "I am one of you" in the mosque in Turkey, in a foreign language to ensure few Americans but other Moslems might think he shared their common bond. Like the husband with a secret mistress, everyone can know but us, what he is really about, and they are careful not to tip us off as to his real intentions and misdeeds. Yet is is just as likely he is lying to all of them, too.

It's rather like having the great imposter (good movie, BTW) in the presidency pretending only to us to be our caring president but to the ROW having a laugh at bitch slapping us with his cruel and heartless policies, such as the regulations strangling business, and TSA insults destroying our tourism, even for schooling, at every turn. I'd pass on a chance to meet him. What would be the point?
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Yeah, once Obama sees another away to get more power; what which he believed in before, will be changed 180 degrees.
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Even though I voted twice for Obama, I would prefer to have a beer with G.W. Bush; I think, he would tell better jokes and after 5 or 6 beers he start telling lies, then you of course would know he's lying too and he would know that he's lying and all that together would be funny as hell. Now on the other hand, Barack, his jokes and lies would be very intellectual and clean...but boring too...LOL
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I would much rather have a beer with Bush then with Obama. With Bush, I might be able to actually drink the beer. If it is with Obama, I would be throwing the beer and bottle at him, just for showing up uninvited.
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Even though I voted twice for Obama, I would prefer to have a beer with G.W. Bush; I think, he would tell better jokes and after 5 or 6 beers he start telling lies, then you of course would know he's lying too and he would know that he's lying and all that together would be funny as hell. Now on the other hand, Barack, his jokes and lies would be very intellectual and clean...but boring too...LOL
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I would much rather have a beer with Bush then with Obama. With Bush, I might be able to actually drink the beer. If it is with Obama, I would be throwing the beer and bottle at him, just for showing up uninvited.
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Crazy, you want to have your picture taken...tell the truth.
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Re: Obama or Bush, Who Would You Rather Have A Beer With?
Neither, I wouldn't be able to keep the beer down with either of them in the room.

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