Opening in crop circle gang.

scrumpy taster

my resume says
year 2010
I bought size 7 boot and kick up Canadian asshole
year 2011
I bought thigh high boots kick them up Canadian asshole
year 2012
bought green boots made a crop circle then kick them up Canadian asshole
year 2013
barefoot makes crop circle on Canadian face

I used a spirograph when I was a kid and was pretty darned good at it, too.

You might be suitable on the equipment...

i can make square circles inside a beer keg, but you cant see it because you have to drink the beer

Can you cook?

Do you guys use Roundup?

how much beer...

I would like to join a gang.

All of it!

are you into crop circles and eating?

Na, not really.

How are ones you make that can be seen without drinking... All of it?

never

career change?

Yeah budddddy! But how do I know I won't end up meeting some crazy fucker?

Its a crop circle gang... no room for crazy.

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I forgot crazies think aliens do it

But I'm game, I live in the state though.

This message is clearly alien in origin.

llew woh

Don't think I'd be a very good gang member and I'm clumsy.

IOI

corn pops and cheerios mostly

eat with chopsticks
alternate use of hands
mix up where you sleep
learn to sense with eyes shut
then the other senses
function in this state
you will not be clumsy

Do you milk the animal yourself?

size 13 shoe

smoke good bud 17/7 (sleeping 7/7)

i can cook, tell stories, roll the perfect cigar.

much more.