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Man Catches Burgular, Hog Ties Him, Leaves him on Front Lawn And Goes To Work!!

 
natasha77
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That's the way to do it!!!!!
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07/04/2013 03:41 AM

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that is a good MAN!!!
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07/04/2013 03:42 AM
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Sorry to say, but I can hear the cigarettes in her 9 month pregnant voice.
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07/04/2013 03:43 AM

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Sorry to say, but I can hear the cigarettes in her 9 month pregnant voice.
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She is a huge smoker! what a loser.

Why is this pinned?
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07/04/2013 03:48 AM

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atleast he didn't shoot the guy , do they have Castle Doctrine there?
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Yes, we have Castle Doctrine in Oklahoma.

One of the sections state:

A person who uses force, as permitted pursuant to the provisions of subsections B and D of this section, is justified in using such force and is immune from criminal prosecution and civil action for the use of such force. As used in this subsection, the term “criminal prosecution” includes charging or prosecuting the defendant.

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should have at least dacked him

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Sorry to say, but I can hear the cigarettes in her 9 month pregnant voice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18835401


She is a huge smoker! what a loser.

Why is this pinned?
 Quoting: Cebeij


???? I didn't see her smoking? I think it's pinned because it's super awesome!
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07/04/2013 04:39 AM
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UPDATE: 12/18/2013 Homeowner losses everything after "alleged" burglar wins kidnapping lawsuit
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A "BUMBS RUSH", is when you are grabbed by the seat of your pants the scruff of your neck and thrown through the batwing doors.
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UPDATE: 12/18/2013 Homeowner losses everything after "alleged" burglar wins kidnapping lawsuit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1135376


he wasn't kidnapped; he was in plain view..... GRIN
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07/04/2013 05:09 AM
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Man i bet he wishes he'd bought his wife a strap on now
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07/04/2013 05:11 AM
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This is the best thing I've seen today lol!
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A "BUMBS RUSH", is when you are grabbed by the seat of your pants the scruff of your neck and thrown through the batwing doors.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28232717


kind of like cow tipping.......
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Nobody misses him
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07/04/2013 05:33 AM
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Thats just to much work tying him up.... In Georgia,,we shoot the robbers and they can't come back again...
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atleast he didn't shoot the guy , do they have Castle Doctrine there?
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He should have shot the guy.
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07/04/2013 05:42 AM
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That dude is gettin laid TONIGHT!
 Quoting: Dr. Manhattan


By a nine month pregnant woman?

I think not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42774039


being pregnant does NOT preclude sex. some women i know say they have more intense orgasms when pregnant, esp. last trimester.
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07/04/2013 06:16 AM
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Wow, is that Jack Nicholson's daughter?
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07/04/2013 06:19 AM
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"goes to work"

he sodomized him?
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07/04/2013 06:37 AM
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Thats just to much work tying him up.... In Georgia,,we shoot the robbers and they can't come back again...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22850931


He should have shot the guy.
 Quoting: STARLING


Nah, he did the right thing. Now he can avoid going to court and all the bullshit that goes along with it! Like having to hire an attorney to prove he acted in self defense, a possible lengthy and expensive trial, and all the intrusive and negative media attention.

Fuck that! If I can, I'll hog tie a mother fucker any day!
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whooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh I think there could be a news story about that woman's eye brows all alone what the fuck man never seen anything like that!
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I think there was a, Klingon in the woodpile at some point in her family tree.
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should have hog tied him nekkies with his stealing butt in the air....
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I wouldn't be surprised if the corrupt police try to charge him with something.
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07/04/2013 07:01 AM
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good job the burgler wasnt black as obama and sharpton would be calling for the death penalty on the home owner ..lmao
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07/04/2013 07:04 AM
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That dude is gettin laid TONIGHT!
 Quoting: Dr. Manhattan


ohyeah
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That dude is gettin laid TONIGHT!
 Quoting: Dr. Manhattan


By a nine month pregnant woman?

I think not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42774039


In my experience women tend to react to this sort of thing by delivering a long nasty sloppy BJ, so the belly probably won't be an issue.
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07/04/2013 07:21 AM
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That dude is gettin laid TONIGHT!
 Quoting: Dr. Manhattan


By a nine month pregnant woman?

I think not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42774039


In my experience women tend to react to this sort of thing by delivering a long nasty sloppy BJ, so the belly probably won't be an issue.
 Quoting: Lionelfrankenstein 36247816


Um...I banged my wife every day while she was pregnant. She said it helped her tolerate the pregnancy.

Anyway we know now that the hormones from sperm cure morning sickness so I guess she was right. Not to mention if the baby was upside down I just had to move it with my dizzack.
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That dude is gettin laid TONIGHT!
 Quoting: Dr. Manhattan


By a nine month pregnant woman?

I think not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42774039


In my experience women tend to react to this sort of thing by delivering a long nasty sloppy BJ, so the belly probably won't be an issue.
 Quoting: Lionelfrankenstein 36247816


Um...I banged my wife every day while she was pregnant. She said it helped her tolerate the pregnancy.

Anyway we know now that the hormones from sperm cure morning sickness so I guess she was right. Not to mention if the baby was upside down I just had to move it with my dizzack.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42569732


Hey, I know, Let's just talk about the cool guy who smacked a villain, what do you say.ohyeah
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