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Yo Mr Darwin, how many millions of years did the first plant live waiting for your evolution thingy to program seeds chump?

 
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Yo Mr Darwin, how many millions of years did the first plant live waiting for your evolution thingy to program seeds chump?

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Re: Yo Mr Darwin, how many millions of years did the first plant live waiting for your evolution thingy to program seeds chump?
you're boring

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Re: Yo Mr Darwin, how many millions of years did the first plant live waiting for your evolution thingy to program seeds chump?
Don't be silly. the seed comes before the plant just like the egg before the chicken lol.

actually good question.

that whole big bang, evolution, cosmic soup, theory needs to be deleted from our schools, libraries, and homes.
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Re: Yo Mr Darwin, how many millions of years did the first plant live waiting for your evolution thingy to program seeds chump?

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There's also a thing on the internet called google. Even stupid questions get an answer real fast. Stop wasting bandwidth. It's NOT intelligent
chump.
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Re: Yo Mr Darwin, how many millions of years did the first plant live waiting for your evolution thingy to program seeds chump?
True, when does an organism gain the ability to drop seeds, eggs, etc? How much evolutionary 'lag' is there when it just makes children by... Something else?
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Re: Yo Mr Darwin, how many millions of years did the first plant live waiting for your evolution thingy to program seeds chump?
Stop. Just stop chump. Really. Nobody cares, you're not turning anyone to God. You don't want to have a discussion, you just want to sermonize. lame
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Re: Yo Mr Darwin, how many millions of years did the first plant live waiting for your evolution thingy to program seeds chump?
Darwinism is for apes
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Re: Yo Mr Darwin, how many millions of years did the first plant live waiting for your evolution thingy to program seeds chump?
Don't be silly. the seed comes before the plant just like the egg before the chicken lol.

actually good question.

that whole big bang, evolution, cosmic soup, theory needs to be deleted from our schools, libraries, and homes.
 Quoting: Kid A


Like this???



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Re: Yo Mr Darwin, how many millions of years did the first plant live waiting for your evolution thingy to program seeds chump?
natural selection dunnit of course. (AKA the evolution fairies)

what a sad bankrupt religion
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Re: Yo Mr Darwin, how many millions of years did the first plant live waiting for your evolution thingy to program seeds chump?

 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


1rof11rof11rof1

evolutionists actually believe that fish shape-shifted into humans. it's incredible.
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Re: Yo Mr Darwin, how many millions of years did the first plant live waiting for your evolution thingy to program seeds chump?
Don't be silly. the seed comes before the plant just like the egg before the chicken lol.

actually good question.

that whole big bang, evolution, cosmic soup, theory needs to be deleted from our schools, libraries, and homes.
 Quoting: Kid A


And what about the rooster? What good is an egg by itself? It needs to be impregnated by a rooster in order to produce a chicken.
So what was first? Chicken or egg?
Wrong question!
What was first? Egg or chicken plus rooster?
Who dares to answer?
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Re: Yo Mr Darwin, how many millions of years did the first plant live waiting for your evolution thingy to program seeds chump?

 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


1rof11rof11rof1

evolutionists actually believe that fish shape-shifted into humans. it's incredible.
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Its kind of scary actually!
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Re: Yo Mr Darwin, how many millions of years did the first plant live waiting for your evolution thingy to program seeds chump?

 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


1rof11rof11rof1

evolutionists actually believe that fish shape-shifted into humans. it's incredible.
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Its kind of scary actually!
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Not as scary as the way you JW's murder children by denying them life saving surgery.
You murderous hermaphrodite you.
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Re: Yo Mr Darwin, how many millions of years did the first plant live waiting for your evolution thingy to program seeds chump?
Another silly question by someone trying to become GLP's resident clown

As for the nitwit who made a comment about fish shape-shifting into humans, little tadpole looking things shapeshift into humans every day, what's your difficulty?
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Re: Yo Mr Darwin, how many millions of years did the first plant live waiting for your evolution thingy to program seeds chump?
Don't be silly. the seed comes before the plant just like the egg before the chicken lol.

actually good question.

that whole big bang, evolution, cosmic soup, theory needs to be deleted from our schools, libraries, and homes.
 Quoting: Kid A


Like this???



 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


Amos Atheist Ignoramus here. That video explains evolution completely. The reason creationists don't get it is because you don't know the word 'evolution' bridges over obstacles like 'appeared' and 'developed' and 'missing link' etc. Just skip over them issues so the theory works.
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Re: Yo Mr Darwin, how many millions of years did the first plant live waiting for your evolution thingy to program seeds chump?
Don't be silly. the seed comes before the plant just like the egg before the chicken lol.

actually good question.

that whole big bang, evolution, cosmic soup, theory needs to be deleted from our schools, libraries, and homes.
 Quoting: Kid A


Like this???



 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


Amos Atheist Ignoramus here. That video explains evolution completely. The reason creationists don't get it is because you don't know the word 'evolution' bridges over obstacles like 'appeared' and 'developed' and 'missing link' etc. Just skip over them issues so the theory works.
 Quoting: DGN


BillyBob her mr Famous Ignoramus an we bof knoz i aint got the most tinkertoys in ma box, an neber beena skool but... i knoz this much. if you waz buildin yerself a donkey barn and din have no roof beans wha a hek you fink gonna hold up da sheenguls, da roof fairies crying out loud? now looky her y'all wha da good book says;
'Of course, every house is constructed by someone, but he that constructed all things is God.' He3;4
Wha dis means Amos iz you da donkey wid outa barn

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Re: Yo Mr Darwin, how many millions of years did the first plant live waiting for your evolution thingy to program seeds chump?
chuckle
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chuckle
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