MORE SCARY THAN THE ILLUMINATI/DEVIL - *can you guess???*

I think John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt is likely influenced by the devil;
John Jacob Astor
Jacob Schiff

and wikipedia states it might be a malapropism; "A malapropism (also called a Dogberryism) is the use of an incorrect word in place of a word with a similar sound, resulting in a nonsensical, often humorous utterance."

George Carlin remix - Save the Trees
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Look in the mirror OP and stroke your e-peen.