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WTF?! BABY KILLER WALE FOUND ON MOUNTAIN IN IRELAND(miles from ocean)!

 
DooobieDooobieDo (OP)

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Re: WTF?! BABY KILLER WALE FOUND ON MOUNTAIN IN IRELAND(miles from ocean)!
Must have been a small tornado picked it up at sea
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35198516


ROFL

you obviously have no idea of the forces involved.
 Quoting: Kirk


Where were all you guys this morning when I was being attacked by mini tornado tards!?! Oh sleeping..makes sense
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Re: WTF?! BABY KILLER WALE FOUND ON MOUNTAIN IN IRELAND(miles from ocean)!
Must have been a small tornado picked it up at sea
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35198516


ROFL

you obviously have no idea of the forces involved.
 Quoting: Kirk


Where were all you guys this morning when I was being attacked by mini tornado tards!?! Oh sleeping..makes sense
 Quoting: DooobieDooobieDo


LOL mini tornado tards
poor Doobie
hf
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Re: WTF?! BABY KILLER WALE FOUND ON MOUNTAIN IN IRELAND(miles from ocean)!
it means druids and snakes are back on Ireland...and all options on the table

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Re: WTF?! BABY KILLER WALE FOUND ON MOUNTAIN IN IRELAND(miles from ocean)!
obviously, the sucker ran out of pixie dust.
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Re: WTF?! BABY KILLER WALE FOUND ON MOUNTAIN IN IRELAND(miles from ocean)!
Must have been a small tornado picked it up at sea
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35198516


ROFL

you obviously have no idea of the forces involved.
 Quoting: Kirk


Where were all you guys this morning when I was being attacked by mini tornado tards!?! Oh sleeping..makes sense
 Quoting: DooobieDooobieDo


LOL mini tornado tards
poor Doobie
hf
 Quoting: eekers


snogginghf

Thank You! Eek:)
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07/05/2013 03:12 PM
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Re: WTF?! BABY KILLER WALE FOUND ON MOUNTAIN IN IRELAND(miles from ocean)!
Nothing in the donegal democrat about this, it probably fell off a tractor on the way to be burned after one of the many whale beachings which happen in the area...
[link to www.google.co.uk (secure)]
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Re: WTF?! BABY KILLER WALE FOUND ON MOUNTAIN IN IRELAND(miles from ocean)!
The fact that it's not even a Killer Whale was skimmed over.
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07/05/2013 03:18 PM
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Re: WTF?! BABY KILLER WALE FOUND ON MOUNTAIN IN IRELAND(miles from ocean)!
Damn aliens! And that idiot Greer thinks they are all cuddly ETs!
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Some are, some aren't. Although "cuddly" isn't exactly the right term either, better to use "loving" :)
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just like people, some good, some bad.
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Comforting the disturbed and disturbing the comfortable.

"So long as it harms no other, do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law"
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07/05/2013 06:57 PM
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Re: WTF?! BABY KILLER WALE FOUND ON MOUNTAIN IN IRELAND(miles from ocean)!
A link to a different source.

[link to www.irishmirror.ie]
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 Quoting: Silent Wind


Good try, but no dice Grandma.
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 Quoting: Silent Wind


Even with a Sky Crane you couldn't pick up the water and that whale, your payload would exceed the aircraft's performance capabilities.
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Re: WTF?! BABY KILLER WALE FOUND ON MOUNTAIN IN IRELAND(miles from ocean)!
Must have been a small tornado picked it up at sea
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35198516


I go with this ^^^
 Quoting: LEKKER


Bullshit... way too heavy
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Re: WTF?! BABY KILLER WALE FOUND ON MOUNTAIN IN IRELAND(miles from ocean)!
The fact that it's not even a Killer Whale was skimmed over.
 Quoting: JennOfArc


I think the species is still in doubt.

You thinks it's a dolphin?

Maybe.
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Re: WTF?! BABY KILLER WALE FOUND ON MOUNTAIN IN IRELAND(miles from ocean)!
Must have been a small tornado picked it up at sea
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35198516


I go with this ^^^
 Quoting: LEKKER


Bullshit... way too heavy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40854190


Waddya mean bullshit?
It was an F6.
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07/05/2013 07:15 PM
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Re: WTF?! BABY KILLER WALE FOUND ON MOUNTAIN IN IRELAND(miles from ocean)!
Atlantic White Sided Dolphin

Here are more, dead, on the same angle.
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[link to static.inaturalist.org]
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Time warp?
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07/18/2013 08:28 AM
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Re: WTF?! BABY KILLER WALE FOUND ON MOUNTAIN IN IRELAND(miles from ocean)!
First sharknado, NOW WHALENADO!!!!
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07/18/2013 08:29 AM
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Re: WTF?! BABY KILLER WALE FOUND ON MOUNTAIN IN IRELAND(miles from ocean)!
Jesus carried that whale there. You know, to test our faith.

And "Wale?" Jesus the F, another public school victim.
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07/18/2013 08:36 AM

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Re: WTF?! BABY KILLER WALE FOUND ON MOUNTAIN IN IRELAND(miles from ocean)!
do you remember the keanu reaves film where they took all ther animals species , or was it knowing ...

they could be making a new ark before the shtf , its the only explination ......
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Agreed.
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Re: WTF?! BABY KILLER WALE FOUND ON MOUNTAIN IN IRELAND(miles from ocean)!
do we have any glpers from that part of IRELAND , can anyone confirm this , if so this is messed up big x.
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Re: WTF?! BABY KILLER WALE FOUND ON MOUNTAIN IN IRELAND(miles from ocean)!
Alien abduction = MILABS (Google it!)

Otherwise it could be done by a big bird as well.

Maybe a Pterodactyl. hiding
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Do your absolute best and the rest is fate.
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Re: WTF?! BABY KILLER WALE FOUND ON MOUNTAIN IN IRELAND(miles from ocean)!
Oh Ireland and your madcap crimes... I've seen weirder shit than this mind you, but anyway...

So reports of unidentified aircraft in the area...

A baby Orca was found inland.

Do the math... somebody was trying to grab one for some rich client prolly, maybe some bazillionaire's private zoo... something went fubar and they had to ditch it.
Maybe they had it stashed somewhere inland as the reports of unknown aircraft activity cover "several" nights (although that may simply be a little "flavor" added by the locals eh?)

Look... something like this rig with a beefy enough chopper could do it, probably they had to ditch it because they fucked up and didn't have a proper rig or big enough aircraft.

[link to www.defense.gov]

Funnily enough btw, aircraft also have lights on them... and at night from a distance, well all you can see are the lights.

Orbs my ass, but hey, some UFO buffs might show up and SPEND SOME MONEY! So this will certainly be milked for all it's worth... expect the "Abducted Orca coffee shop" to be open within the week, trust me I'm Irish... this is how it works.

Moving Statues and rock from Knock amirite? ;)

I'd even say it's very likely that the aircraft activity wasn't reported as "UFOs" until after the whale was discovered.


Now, while I'm implying a chopper, there is the question of noise... which doesn't seem to get mentioned.

Because while I believe the whale thieves were terrestrial in origin (boring I know) I'm thinking black blimp rather than chopper...

Sad thing is, the UFO kids will snicker at black blimps yet accept ftl travel, starships and ET big game hunters...

Black blimps man, responsible for animal mutilations, abductions of humans, all that stuff... at night they make no sound, they're invisible in the dark skies.... if that invisible object turns on a light, what do you think you'll see?

A glowing orb floating in the darkness mebbe?
It's silent and mounted speakers can play any sound you want.

Imagine, a car travels along an empty road... black blimp emps it, hits the spotlight and plays "sound effect 4" (aka alien engines), meanwhile a bag team is sliding down ropes all in black, just as silent, sneaking up to the driver (not hard considering the sensory overload he's getting from all the smoke and mirrors) and knock his ass out.

What do you think the drivers report of events will sound like?
How seriously do you think people will take his story?

Mmhmmm....

Just thinking out loud... the real beauty of black blimps is it's all just mundane technology and some (actually quite basic) theatrics.

Anyway whatever the aircraft was, this was a job... a heist, a theft, an impressive one... in theory since it was obviously botched and it wasn't aliens (but I'm sure whoever it was is more than happy for you to decide it was little grey men, dig?)

Last Edited by Lucky Charms on 07/18/2013 09:39 AM
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Re: WTF?! BABY KILLER WALE FOUND ON MOUNTAIN IN IRELAND(miles from ocean)!
waterspout picked it up?
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Re: WTF?! BABY KILLER WALE FOUND ON MOUNTAIN IN IRELAND(miles from ocean)!
Must have been a small tornado picked it up at sea
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35198516


I go with this ^^^
 Quoting: LEKKER


Bullshit... way too heavy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40854190


Waddya mean bullshit?
It was an F6.
 Quoting: João Pessoa 39471942


no such thing as f6. a tornado can pick up trains, semis, houses, and so on. Not much different than a whale. it could happen
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07/18/2013 09:43 AM
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Re: WTF?! BABY KILLER WALE FOUND ON MOUNTAIN IN IRELAND(miles from ocean)!
Funny how its only listed on these 2 bullshit sites huh?
[link to www.bing.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35198516


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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waterspout picked it up?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43623413


Sure....all 1800 lbs of it.


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