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AT WHAT AGE SHOULD MEN STOP MASTURBATING?

 
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At least he's not masturbating while being interviewed.



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This is better than the sound effects on the court! lol!
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At least he's not masturbating while being interviewed.



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This is better than the sound effects on the court! lol!
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damned looks like he's jerkit
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07/06/2013 07:08 AM
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time to throw your little boy on the curb
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His problem was caused by no sources of income for men since the "new economy".
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no money, no rights, no sex without money
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You're an idiot.
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07/06/2013 07:11 AM
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my son is 42 and still masturbates every day.
he is single and lives in my house.
he does go out to social dances with women but I find evidence of his vice every morning.
I can understand this is acceptable for teenagers abut not still continue it at 42?
his father also had this addiction and he fornicated until he died.
I feel like confronting him about it but he will surely get embarrassed and may even leave home.
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Ask a doctor. They will tell you its healthy for the prostate.
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07/06/2013 07:11 AM
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hey Mr Spaghetti, you fail in psychology.
my son doesn't masturbate because he is poor or needs opportunities.
he lives with me for lifestyle, not for necessity.
he has his own properties and very good income and his own professional business and reasonable social life.
he goes to dances and functions and I am sure he has sex with women because he is very handsome tall and tanned bloke.
but my issue is that he masturbates every day just like his late father did until he dies the old bastard.
and I am fed up of washing the filth from his underwear, sheets and shower walls.
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07/06/2013 07:22 AM
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beetlejuice

Never!
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And nobody does it better.
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07/06/2013 07:23 AM
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And holy fuck, stop washing his cloths ffs. My mom left us when i was 13. I had to learn to wash cloths, dishes and cook and house clean. Im 34 now and my wife is astounded i still do all that stuff for myself and for her. You think shes going anywhere? You think shes gonna bang the cute guy at work? Highly doubted cuz she knows guys dont clean or do shit around the house why throw away a good thing? Point being train yoir son to be a decent man who can find a good women. I dont make much money when i work, and currently oit of work. My wife doesnt care she said just do the house work. I dont care either cuase ive been doing it my whole life anyways growing up with no mom and two older brothers and a dad who were messy fkn pigs. But i never cleaned their rooms so i never found any gizz dragons painted on the walls lol.
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my son is 42 and still masturbates every day.
he is single and lives in my house.
he does go out to social dances with women but I find evidence of his vice every morning.
I can understand this is acceptable for teenagers abut not still continue it at 42?
his father also had this addiction and he fornicated until he died.
I feel like confronting him about it but he will surely get embarrassed and may even leave home.
 Quoting: PENNY 42828520


goodgrump
"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot
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And holy fuck, stop washing his cloths ffs. My mom left us when i was 13. I had to learn to wash cloths, dishes and cook and house clean. Im 34 now and my wife is astounded i still do all that stuff for myself and for her. You think shes going anywhere? You think shes gonna bang the cute guy at work? Highly doubted cuz she knows guys dont clean or do shit around the house why throw away a good thing? Point being train yoir son to be a decent man who can find a good women. I dont make much money when i work, and currently oit of work. My wife doesnt care she said just do the house work. I dont care either cuase ive been doing it my whole life anyways growing up with no mom and two older brothers and a dad who were messy fkn pigs. But i never cleaned their rooms so i never found any gizz dragons painted on the walls lol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31754688


The newest twist to the troll (posted ten minutes ago by OP herself) is that he now owns a lot of properties and is living with her because of lifestyle choice.

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AT WHAT AGE SHOULD MEN STOP MASTURBATING?
 Quoting: PENNY 42828520


You mad? We masturbate our whole life, like most women do, you sanctimoniously ubermother. Your son has clearly an Oedipus Complex, so it' your fault.
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Whatever is is.
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They don't. Ever. Even when they are in a committed relationship.
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Absolutely right. Been married 21 years. Still getting plenty but still knock one out a couple of times a week. As the saying goes, "Sex is great and all but you can't beat the real thing".
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At least he's not masturbating while being interviewed.



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This is better than the sound effects on the court! lol!
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lmao1rof1
damned looks like he's jerkit
 Quoting: eekers


And the video is 51 seconds! WTF is taking him so long, lol? My husband has a saying, things that last for a short time are sweeter. Must not be that sweet for the tennis player, lol. Masturbaters take a long time to finish.

Just look at how bored the bottom banana looks, she's probably looking at her watch. sideways
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hey Mr Spaghetti, you fail in psychology.
my son doesn't masturbate because he is poor or needs opportunities.
he lives with me for lifestyle, not for necessity.
he has his own properties and very good income and his own professional business and reasonable social life.
he goes to dances and functions and I am sure he has sex with women because he is very handsome tall and tanned bloke.
but my issue is that he masturbates every day just like his late father did until he dies the old bastard.
and I am fed up of washing the filth from his underwear, sheets and shower walls.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward



I think karma is a bitch then

you will die cleaning up his cum

bye bye
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07/06/2013 10:57 AM

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OP is making a Serial killer. We are still waiting for the release warrant.

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07/06/2013 11:02 AM
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And holy fuck, stop washing his cloths ffs. My mom left us when i was 13. I had to learn to wash cloths, dishes and cook and house clean. Im 34 now and my wife is astounded i still do all that stuff for myself and for her. You think shes going anywhere? You think shes gonna bang the cute guy at work? Highly doubted cuz she knows guys dont clean or do shit around the house why throw away a good thing? Point being train yoir son to be a decent man who can find a good women. I dont make much money when i work, and currently oit of work. My wife doesnt care she said just do the house work. I dont care either cuase ive been doing it my whole life anyways growing up with no mom and two older brothers and a dad who were messy fkn pigs. But i never cleaned their rooms so i never found any gizz dragons painted on the walls lol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31754688


The newest twist to the troll (posted ten minutes ago by OP herself) is that he now owns a lot of properties and is living with her because of lifestyle choice.

charlie
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She must be an awesome cook and does his laundry. Why move he's got a free live in maid.
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Upon on-set of death.

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Pure Life; Get it on...
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07/06/2013 11:20 AM
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The correct answer to your question is 106.
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my son is 42 and still masturbates every day.
he is single and lives in my house.
he does go out to social dances with women but I find evidence of his vice every morning.
I can understand this is acceptable for teenagers abut not still continue it at 42?
his father also had this addiction and he fornicated until he died.
I feel like confronting him about it but he will surely get embarrassed and may even leave home.

cruise
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07/06/2013 09:20 PM
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There's 2 kinds of liars.Ones that say they don't,and ones that say they quit.
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lmao

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OP>>a few choices:
- let him do what he is doing and stfu
- masturbate with him
- screw him and maybe he will stop

just a few things to get you started in your road to fixing "your" issues
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Each man is made of clay and of demons, and no woman can not satisfy both.
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my son is 42 and still masturbates every day.
he is single and lives in my house.
he does go out to social dances with women but I find evidence of his vice every morning.
I can understand this is acceptable for teenagers abut not still continue it at 42?
his father also had this addiction and he fornicated until he died.
I feel like confronting him about it but he will surely get embarrassed and may even leave home.

cruise
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PENNY?
is that you???
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07/06/2013 11:29 PM

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maybe he has thoughts about you
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07/06/2013 11:33 PM
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a) When they get so much tail they don't need to.
b) When they die.
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When you die.

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